The Toast of Shame/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: August 4, 2007

Episode Copyrighted: 2007

This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a 7 minute episode.

The episode starts off with Leni in the living room, nervously inching towards her phone on the coffee table. She slowly picks up her phone and dials in a phone number.

The cellphone rings, and the caller, who's revealed to be SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *picks up* Hello?

Cut back to Leni in the living room, but with Lincoln holding large sheets of paper with dialogue on it in front of her.

Leni Loud: *reads from Lincoln's papers* Hi, SpongeBob. How are you doing today?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm doing great, Leni. We just got back from our shift at the mall.

Leni Loud: *still reading* I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me for a date on Saturday at 3 at your house for Lincoln's toast.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure, Leni.

Leni Loud: *on my own* Really?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course. Saturday sounds great. Bye.

Leni Loud: *excited* Bye. *squeals and hugs Lincoln tightly* Thanks so much, Linky! I couldn't have done it without you! Is there anything I can do to repay you?

Lincoln Loud: *strained* Not breaking me in half would be good.

Leni Loud: *realizes something; lets go of Lincoln* I have no dating experience. *nervous* What should I do? What should I do?

Lincoln Loud: Maybe I could help.

Leni Loud: No offense, Linky, but I'm gonna need help from someone more experienced. Someone like... *gets an idea* SpongeBob and Patrick! *rushes to the kitchen* Thanks again, Linky.

Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* I guess I'll just be at the craft services table offscreen, if anyone needs me. *walks off to do so*

Screen cuts in black, Leni is in the kitchen.

Leni Loud: *wakes up grunts and moans* Wha...? What happened? Where am I? *crawls backward, looks at all the mess that's around the room and then chuckles* Oh yeah, the party! I must've passed out in the kitchen... on the ceiling. *falls off the ceiling and into a chair* See, SpongeBob, I told you we shouldn't stay up past 8:30. Things get real crazy after 8:30!

Starts a flashback, the clock shows 8:35 and SpongeBob is having a tea party in his room.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Would you like another spot of tea, Ms. Nibsy? Oh, you would? *pours some average tea*

Patrick Star: Whooooo! Chamomile, chamomile, chamomile!

Ends of flashback.

Leni Loud: Oh, she really knows how to pound 'em down, huh, Linky?

You can hear Lincoln snoring.

Leni Loud: Linky? Linky? Lincoln? Lincoln? Linc- *notices Lincoln sleeping with a toast in his hand* That's a good lookin' toast. Wow. *chuckles and tries to run away with it but gets lunged back into SpongeBob* This toast's connected to Lincoln! Oh... *takes the toast off of Lincoln's hand* It worked! *chuckles and runs off to dining room with it*

She sits at the table with the toast on a plate.

Leni Loud: A beautiful specimen of toast-hood. A toast this nice deserves to be served on fine china! *opens up the cupboard and all the plates, except for one, fall and break on the floor* The good plate. *takes the plate and goes to the table with it* Don't worry, toast. No longer will you suffer the indignity of sub-par dining wear! I don't think I've ever seen a toast this nice before...

She is about to eat it, but stops.

Leni Loud: Except maybe that toast Lincoln showed me last night.

Flashback to last night.

Lincoln Loud: A toast this nice could really make a guy happy! *passes out on the table behind me*

Back to the present time.

Leni Loud: *gasps and look out the window to check on Lincoln*

She goes back to the dining room.

Leni Loud: This is Lincoln's delicious toast. *puts the toast in my mouth* Wait. I don't want to eat his toast! *spits it out* It's Lincoln's! *cries*

Angel Toast and Devil Toast: *appears on Leni's shoulders*

Devil Toast: Go on and eat it. What are you waiting for?

Angel Toast: Don't do it! It's Lincoln's toast!

Devil Toast: Don't listen to him, he's mean.

Leni Loud: *cries* I hate conflicts!

Devil Toast: It couldn't get any easier than this. Just hook a chain to it, *does so* Pop it in your mouth, and then when your brother wants it back, just yank it out.

Angel Toast: I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea!

The red and white toasts disappear.

Leni Loud: *eats the toast and chuckles*

Her stomach rumbles.

Leni Loud: And now. *takes out the chain but the toast is not on it* Lincoln's toast, I ate it! *coughs it up and spits it out* I've gotta sneak this back into Lincoln's room before he-

The cellphone rings.

Leni Loud: It's not Lincoln. It's SpongeBob. *answers* Hello?

SpongeBob SquarePants: *on phone* Hey, Leni.

Leni Loud: *screams*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Loud sis. It's SquarePants. That was some party last night, huh, buddy?

Leni Loud: *screams again*

SpongeBob SquarePants: That's exactly how I feel about it. *screams* Luckily, I videotaped the whole party so we can relive it over and over and over again.

Leni Loud: Ah, don't watch that tape!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm waiting to watch it with you, Sillyfish! I'll be right over. *hangs up phone* Sheesh, Leni's so excited, we better not keep her waiting!

Patrick Star: Well, she’s at The Loud House and Lincoln's getting in the vanzilla.

Screen cuts back to The Loud House.

Leni Loud: Oh, no. SpongeBob’s video will show me stealing Lincoln's toast! Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, eee, eee! I gotta hide this thing. *tries hiding it under a picture of me and Lincoln but it slips out, then gasps and took it, then tries to hide the toast in the lamp but the light on the ceiling shows the toast's reflection, then takes it out*

Lincoln Loud: *gets in the vanzilla*

Leni Loud: *runs around it before putting it under the rug* Whew... *falls and it breaks a chair* Oh. *imagines Lincoln walking in and stepping on the toast*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni, I- *squishies, then looks down, gasps and screams* Toast! You monster! You monster!

Leni Loud: *gasps and screams, gets up and takes the toast and puts it in the donut box, but then imagines Lincoln again*

Lincoln Loud: Nothing goes with SpongeBob's video like donut! Let's pop some donuts in the box and watch this bad boy!

Leni Loud *screams and takes it out of the donut box, then throws it in the toilet, then imagines Lincoln again*

Lincoln Loud: Get out of the way, Leni, I gotta go!

Leni Loud: *takes it out of the toilet* The attic!

Cut to Lincoln as he walked closer to The Loud House.

Leni Loud: *runs up imaginary steps, pants* Wait. The Loud House has the attic, that’s it! *the attic floor breaks and falls into the hole and screams, then lands on the floor and gets up* Oh... Ooh! I know! The attic. *goes up the imaginary steps again, the attic floor breaks and falls and screams again, now then lands and got up again*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni!

Leni Loud: Ah! H-hey, Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Are you ready to-

Leni Loud: I don't have anything in my purse, so don't look there!

The toast is in Leni’s purse.

Lincoln Loud: Okay... No problem. Ready to see this? *takes out the tape*

Leni's eyes shrunk in horror.

Lincoln Loud: The official testament of how heartily we party hardy? *puts the tape in the VCR and about to push play, but Leni stops me*

Leni Loud: *screams loudly* No! *sobs* I took it, Lincoln! I took your toast! I'm sorry!

Lincoln Loud: Oh, Patrick! You really need to see this video!

Cuts to TV screen, revealing the video.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I wanna give you this, because you're my buddy and a donut this nice could really make a guy happy, Lincoln's toast. *falls over, TV then goes static*

Leni Loud: *surprised* You mean... *takes out the now-dirty toast from my purse* This is mine?

Lincoln Loud: Of course! It was your birthday.

Leni Loud: *cluelessly* When?

Lincoln Loud: Last night, Leni!

Leni Loud: *realizes* Oh. Thanks, Linky! *tears the toast in half* Hey, Wanna share it?

Lincoln Loud: Sure!

Both Louds eat their half but Lincoln begins to stop chewing because of the taste.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *comes in*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Another toast.

Patrick Star: I got it. *tears the toast in half*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *eats our half of toast*

Leni Loud: Yeah, pretty good, huh?

Lincoln Loud: *shudders*

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*