Karate Choppers (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: January 1, 1994

Episode Copyrighted: 1993

This episode is rated TV-Y7 for The Expect Smart Actually Season 1. This is the thirtieth episode of The Expect Smart Actually.

Episode starts with SpongeBob lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy and Lynn.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. *walks inside* Ah, what a great day at work. *hears something* Huh? Yeah... *tip toes over to the couch*

But makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He realizes he's been stepping on three squeaky toy ducks, and in frustration, he kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know you're back there, guys! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... *jumps behind the couch and no one is there* ...Bob.

SpongeBob has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he has spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the TV*

SpongeBob SquarePants: I got you now! Hi-yah!

No one is there, so he sits on the couch and watches TV.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I guess the coast is clear.

TV: *shows a royal gramma fish* Yeah, shopping's weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say “Who eats this stuff"?

TV audience and SpongeBob laughs.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I love this show!

Sandy is sitting next to SpongeBob.

Sandy Cheeks: Me too!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams and begins to fight*

Lincoln Loud: Hi-yah!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey Stinkoln. Hi-yah!

Lincoln Loud: Hey Lynn.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi-yah!

Sandy Cheeks: *puts on her green karate gear* Hi-yah!

Lincoln Loud: *high-kicks slowly moves*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi-yah!

Sandy runs off then drives forward, but SpongeBob jumps his upper half of his body to avoid Sandy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhh, just a second. *runs off, but returns with my red karate gear on* Safety first! *winks* And now, spin technique! *spins around and lunges towards Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn*

Sandy Cheeks: Hi-yah! Yah. *hits Lincoln with karate choppers accidentally* Sorry, Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: Ow!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *grabs her hand and spins her around* Double overhand squirrel knot! *turns her into a round knot and throws her through the door like a bowling ball*

Sandy Cheeks: I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!

Lynn Loud Jr.: See ya, bro!

SpongeBob SquarePants: That'll be the day. *spins his arms and legs around*

It's a Friday afternoon at the Loud House, SpongeBob, the twins and Lincoln are in the living room, Lola is wrapping gauze on Lincoln's left arm and right leg and Lana is placing an ice pack on Lincoln's head.

Lincoln Loud: *in pain* It hurts.

Lana Loud: I know it hurts, Linc, but it'll be fine.

Lola Loud: You'll be better, Linky, just ease the pain.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry Lincoln, you can do better.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *crashes into the house and runs to an injured Lincoln* Lincoln! Lincoln! Are you alright?!

Sandy Cheeks: Are you okay, Lincoln?!

Lincoln Loud: I'm fine. I'm a little beat up.

Lynn Loud Jr.: What happened?! What happened to him?!

Lana and Lola Loud: Calm down, Lynn!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Don't tell me to calm down! Who did this?!

Lana and Lola Loud: Sandy did this!

Sandy Cheeks: Huh?!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets enraged* Once I find that bully, I'm gonna turn him inside out!

Sandy Cheeks: Yeah!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Hi-yah! *punches the wall with so much force, it cracks*

Lana Loud: It's already taken care of. We beat him up.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We should take care of him.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh, thank goodness! I just can't accept this, Lincoln can't defend himself!

Lincoln Loud: What do you mean?

Lynn Loud Jr.: I'm getting you karate lessons, little bro.

Lincoln Loud: Whoa, really?

Lynn Loud Jr.: *confidentally* I didn't graduate from karate class for nothing.

Lincoln Loud: Okay, but can we do it tomorrow? I'm still in pain.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Lincoln* Sure, little brother. *to the twins* If you want, you guys can join too.

Lana and Lola Loud: We got other plans.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!

Sandy Cheeks: Let's do this!

Pans over to nighttime at Sandy's treedome, when the phone rings.

Sandy Cheeks: Hello?

SpongeBob's arm tries to karate chop Sandy, but Sandy takes SpongeBob's hand and puts it through the phone to karate chop himself.

Sandy Cheeks: Nice try, SpongeBrain! *hangs up phone*

Later, at Barg'N-Mart, Sandy and Lynn are shopping when a box of Kelpo falls. They think it's SpongeBob, Lincoln and the twins, so they get in their karate stance.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Yah! *notices the box of Kelpo* Heh, silly me.

But when she walks a few more steps, SpongeBob, Lincoln and the twins are there in his karate gear.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, guys, have you ever heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans?

Sandy Cheeks: I don't think so.

Lincoln Loud: Well, it goes like this! *stretches his arm to ricochet off a shelf and the ceiling to come at Sandy* Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line. *my arm stops right before hitting Lynn* Oh, yeah! *hits the loose board on the floor, sending Lynn into a pile of tin cans* That's a good one, isn't it?

Later, SpongeBob, Lincoln, and the twins are walking down the road.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What a beautiful day. Beautiful sky. Beautiful plants. Hi plants. Beautiful... *sees a pile of tin cans on the ground* pile of cans? Mmm, mmm, Sandy and Lynn, that is your worst disguise yet. *puts on karate gear*

Lincoln Loud: Oooh!

Lola Loud: How pretty!

Yellow Rectangle: Hey, guys!

Lana Loud: Hey Yellow!

Sandy Cheeks: No it's not, SpongeBob. *shows him a squirrel mask* This is! *jumps in front of SpongeBob* Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping! *grabs SpongeBob's tongue and takes out a bottle of hot sauce* Mmmm, my favorite.

SpongeBob whimpers in fear as a drop of hot sauce hangs over the edge of the bottle and Tom Kenny's face appears on the drop.

Volcano Sauce Drop: Eheheheheheh! *cut to SpongeBob's confused face, and then back to the Volcano Sauce Drop* By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really... really... hot!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours.

Sandy Cheeks: I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob.

Sandy drinks the bottle of hot sauce. While she is doing this, SpongeBob takes out his tongue revealing a label that says "Novelty Toy" and he wraps the fake tongue she was holding around her and spins her.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *looks at SpongeBob and Sandy* Huh?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yah.

Sandy Cheeks: *karate chops SpongeBob far away* Hi-yah!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *karate chops Lincoln far away* Hi-yah!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Curses!

Lincoln Loud: Dang it!

Now at the Krusty Krab, the line is very long.

Customer: With extra cheese. To go!

Squidward Tentacles: Three patties, four large oyster skins, on the double, SpongeBob and Lincoln!

SpongeBob and Lincoln are still wearing his karate gear.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh yeah. Gotcha!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *opens a door*

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob! Lincoln!

SpongeBob SquarePants: What? *karate chops Squidward's face*

Squidward Tentacles: I'm going to pretend that didn't happen. *throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob and Lincoln* Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob and Lincoln. We're very busy today!

Lincoln Loud: Oh no!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in our hands*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Order up.

He stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customer turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob.

Yellow Rectangle: No, No! What are you doing?!

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob! Now are you gonna...

Lincoln Loud: *throws the tray backwards at Squidward, causing the Krabby Patties to land on Squidward's head*

Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward. I was going through some records back in me office and--Huh? So, you got the hairpiece after all.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi-yah!

Fred the Fish: *under the floor* My leg!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! ‘Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! *does something with my hands* Ssss! *points at Fred, then walks backwards* Took care of her, yes I did. *bumps into Mr. Krabs* Oh, ahoy, sir!

Mr. Krabs: What was that?

SpongeBob SquarePants: But, sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo.

Mr. Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, sir. Just practicing my karate, sir. Or kara-tay, as some call it.

Mr. Krabs: Kara-tay? You should be making me money-ay! With your spatu-lae! Now get back to work.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye aye, capi-tay. Nice hairpiece, Squidward. *walks off*

Later, at closing time, Squidward is mopping the floor.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet?

SpongeBob is staring at his hands.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, ma'am. I mean, sir. I mean, boss. I mean, poobah!

Squidward Tentacles: *gets frustrated* GO!

SpongeBob walks into the bathroom with a mop and a bucket in his hands. He hears a sneeze, so he opens a door, but nobody is there.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hah! *opens the next stall door and jumps in it* Sandy! Lynn!

Mr. Krabs: *walks out of the stall with SpongeBob in his hand* No more.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: *grabs a hold of SpongeBob's mouth* Shh! No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you're fired. *lets go of his mouth and walks away*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *high-pitched voice* Fired? *walks out* No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy?..

Time card Reading "The Next Morning"

French Narrator: The next morning.

SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln are with Lynn and Sandy in her room, looking at her memorabilia of their karate experience, they have trophies, karate belts, pictures, photos, etc.

Lynn Loud Jr.: I've been karate champion for five straight years, boys. I've earned all the belts in karate. *pulls out a trophy" And I'd also won this baby.

Sandy Cheeks: Hi-yah!

Mr. Krabs: Hey, no karate or you're fired.

Lincoln Loud: Whoa, so you do learn everything about karate, Lynn.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Uh huh, and now, you're gonna learn it too.

Sandy Cheeks: *mind* Okay, you can do this.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, we learn it too.

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!

The five then share a fist bump.

Time card Reading "65 Minutes Later"

French Narrator: 65 minutes later.

Rachel Wilson from The Amazing World of Gumball is at the gym. Lincoln is doing some weight lifting at the gym with Lynn and Sandy watching him.

Lynn Loud Jr.: You're getting much stronger and you'll get your yellow belt soon. *sniffs* Just to think my little brother is taking karate with my former protege.

Sandy Cheeks: Keep going, Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: I'm getting stronger and stronger by the minute!

Time card Reading "1 Month Later"

French Narrator: 1 month later.

Time card Reading "1 Month Later"

French Narrator: 1 month later.

Sandy Cheeks: Hi-yah! *jumps at Lincoln and starts karate chopping him*

Lincoln Loud: Sandy, wait! I can't. Mr. Krabs said I have to give up karate.

Sandy Cheeks: *stops* Uh-huh. Sure, SpongeBob. *karate chops him again*

Lincoln Loud: No, no. Really, Sandy. Stop.

Sandy Cheeks: *stops* I'm not falling for it, Lincoln! *karate chops him even more*

Lincoln Loud: No, really! Please, stop!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *does some weights*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Huh?!

Yellow Rectangle: Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: *looks out the window* What the? *walks outside* Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: *screams* Ahh, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: What did I just get through telling ye, lad?

Lincoln Loud: But I, uhh, she…

Mr. Krabs: Lincoln, you're fired!

Sandy Cheeks: Huh?

Lincoln Loud: *uses high-pitched voice* Fired? *my face washes away like water down a drain*

Mr. Krabs: *gets baffled* Eh?

Lana Loud: Lincoln?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?

Yellow Rectangle: Oh no!

Lincoln's face comes back, bursting with tears and sobbing very loudly, and runs all over the place.

Sandy Cheeks: Wait, Mr. Krabs, don't fire him!

Lana Loud: It's not his fault! It's mine! He tried to tell her but I wouldn't listen!

Lincoln is crying into a coffee mug and drinking his own tears. He is now running around Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Yellow and SpongeBob.

Lana Loud: Give him another chance, please?

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. No, but I'm going to fire ye too!

Lana Loud: What?!

Lincoln is now crying even more and crying until he turns blue and faints. He wakes up and cries even more.

Lana Loud: I don't even work here!

Mr. Krabs: I don't care! And before ye ask who's doing his job, it's gonna be Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: *celebrates and then stops upon hearing Mr. Krabs say his name* But, Mr. Krabs! I'm terrible!

Mr. Krabs: Nonsense! You're good for a promotion!

Squidward Tentacles: I hate working the grill and I hate Ace Savvy more than I hate SpongeBob and Lincoln! But, they're not here anymore!

Mr. Krabs: Now, can ye two beat it, you're wastin' me money! *sniffs Sandy* Mmm, mammals.

Lana Loud: *looks at Yellow* Geez, Yellow! I'm sorry I got Lincoln fired! Tell him what, would he like to go to the park and not do any karate to make up for it?

Yellow Rectangle: That's alright! It's not your fault, Lana. It's just that he's lost his dream job!

Lana Loud: So, this isn't karate.

Sandy Cheeks: *to Lincoln* Come on! Let's go to the park and remember, No karate!

Lincoln Loud: No karate, no karate, no karate!

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm. *grabs Lincoln, then runs* Alright, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It's poisoning your mind. *sniffs Sandy* Mmm, mammals. *walks off*

Sandy Cheeks: Aww, shoot, Lincoln. I guess you ain't fibbing.

Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lynn Jr. and Lincoln Loud: *sighs*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Aww, that game was getting old anyway. It's not fun anymore. I mean, what's so fun about *karate chops Lincoln* this?

Lincoln Loud: *laughs* Lynn.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs, then suddenly stops* Nothing. Nothing is fun about that at all!

Sandy Cheeks: We can find something to do that's almost nine times as fun.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We can? I mean, sure we can. Yeah! Like we can, uhh. *picks up a rock* We can squeeze things! *squeezes the rock and drops it* Woo! How much fun was that?

Sandy Cheeks: Almost some.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know! We can act like plants. *lies on the ground and opens and closes his legs and arms* Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis.

Sandy Cheeks: Wanna go to the park?

SpongeBob, Sandy, Yellow, Lincoln, Lynn, Lana and Lola are at the park. SpongeBob is holding a basket in one hand.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Karate sure is dumb.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, you can say that again.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I feel dumb just thinking about it. *puts the basket down* Duuuuh! I'm stuuuupiiid! I like karaaateee! Doyeee!

Lynn Loud Jr.: You like what?

Lincoln Loud: Not karate.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Ha! I don't even know what that is.

Lincoln Loud: Me, too. I don't know what anything is! In fact…

Lana Loud: Oh oh.

Lola Loud: Pick me.

Fisherman: *casts off his fishing rod* Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

Yellow Rectangle: That’s the fisherman.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *giggles* For a second, that sounded like.

Sandy Cheeks: Karate?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Right now? I mean, no! What is this karate? *opens up the basket* Uhh, what do you want on your sandwich?

Sandy Cheeks: Karate.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What did you say?

Sandy Cheeks: Uhh, mustard. Mustard! I want mustard on my sandwich. *takes out some mustard* There we go.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *pulls out some barnacle loaf* How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want?

Sandy Cheeks: Few. Just a few.

SpongeBob SquarePants: One for you! *karate chops a slice off* And one for the others!

Lana and Lola Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob!

Yellow Rectangle: Thanks for your help, SpongeBob!

Sandy Cheeks: Hmmm?

SpongeBob SquarePants: And one for me! *chops off another slice slowly moves*

Sandy Cheeks: Ohh, uhh, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmm?

Sandy Cheeks: Maybe just one more. Uhh, I'm kinda hungry.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *brings out the barnacle loaf again* Sure thing, Sandy. *lifts up my hand*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Lincoln?

Lincoln Loud: Yeah?

Lynn Loud Jr.: Do you think, umm, do you think I could cut this one?

Lincoln Loud: Uhh, sure.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Thanks. Hi-yah! *chops one slice* Is that enough?

Lincoln Loud: Maybe just one more. Or two!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Or three!

Lincoln Loud: Or ten!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Ten! Yes, ten! Because we're really hungry!

Lincoln Loud: Right!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Right!

Lincoln Loud: Right!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Right! *chops off more slices and they fly everywhere*

Yellow Rectangle: Time for buns! *throws a bunch of buns in the air and chops them in half*

Lana Loud: How about some tomatoes?

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I'll cut the cheese! *both throw the cheese and tomatoes in the air while chopping them into a bunch of slices that land on the patties*

Sandy Cheeks: And, what else should we slice?

Lincoln Loud: *grabs more buns* More buns!

Lynn Loud Jr: *grabs two heads of lettuce* And lettuce!

All: Yeah! *slices up more food to complete their Krabby Patties and one of the buns lands on an earthworm*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Lynn?

Lynn and Sandy have a dazed look on their face.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Right? I guess I'll eat one now. *reaches for a patty, but Sandy and Lynn karate chop his arm with her green foam hand*

Lynn Loud Jr.: You're mince meat!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *in my red karate gear* In your dreams! Hi-yah!

All: *starts to karate chop each other*

At the Loud House, Lana is feeding her animal friends, Lola barges in.

Lola Loud: Lana! Lana! It's that Mr. Krabs again!

Lana Loud: What about them?

Lola Loud: Well, his name is Mr. Krabs, and he challenging Lincoln into a fight!

Lana Loud: WHAT?! We gotta stop him!

Lola Loud: Let's go!

The twins frantically run out of the house, and hops into Lola's princess car, Lola then peels off at fast speed.

Lana Loud: Aw man, this gonna be bad!

Lola Loud: Poor Linky!

Sandy Cheeks: Oh no, Lincoln’s in trouble! We have to get him!

Yellow Rectangle: Good Idea, Sandy!

Scene cuts to the Park.

Mr. Krabs is waiting on Lincoln, he sees him and Lynn arriving here.

Mr. Krabs: Good. You're here. Now, I can squash you like a bug.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Lincoln, I know you just gotten your yellow belt, but you can't take him on!

Lincoln Loud: *gets determined* Sorry, Lynn, back this one out. This is my fight.

Sandy and Lynn then step away from Lincoln, she sees a bush with a tiara and a cap, Lynn and Sandy walk to the bush and notice that Lola and Lana are in the bush.

Sandy Cheeks: What are you two doing here?!

Lola Loud: We're here to stop Lincoln.

Sandy Cheeks: Sorry, but he wants to do this alone, so you two are gonna butt out as well.

Lola Loud: Yeah, we'll get our butts kicked, so... *pulls out some popcorn*

Lynn and Sandy got in the bush as well, she, Sandy, Yellow and Lana pull out snacks as well. Lincoln and Mr. Krabs then stare at each other and bow. Mr. Krabs then punches Lincoln, he dodges and punches him back. Mr. Krabs then grabs Lincoln and slams him on his back, the three sisters gasp in horror. He gets up and cracks his back, much to the girls relief. Lincoln karate chops Mr. Krabs, but he knees Lincoln in his stomach, he holds it in pain, Lola and Lynn looks in horror, Lana is munching down on popcorn, SpongeBob, Lola and Lynn glares at Lana.

Lana Loud: What? *notices Lincoln* Oh no!

Lincoln is holding his stomach in pain, a thought bubble of Sensei Wuku appears beside him.

Sandy Cheeks: Use the pinch, Lincoln...

Lincoln gets up and cracks his back, shocking Mr. Krabs. He pinches Mr. Krabs' neck, he screams and falls on the floor, Mr. Krabs gets up and runs away crying. Sandy, Yellow, Lynn, Lola, and Lana runs out of the bush and hugs Lincoln in excitement.

Lynn Loud Jr.: You did it! You won!

Lincoln Loud: You three saw the match?

Sandy Cheeks: Lincoln, you did it!

Lola Loud: We were hiding in that bush, but who cares?! I'm proud of you, Linky!

Lana Loud: Yeah, you were awesome!

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, guys. But, it was you who gave me the lessons, Lynn and Sandy.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Aw, shucks. You would've done the same for me.

Lana and Lola Loud: And us too.

Lincoln Loud: Aw, I love you guys!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Aw, we love you too, Lincoln!

SpongeBob SquarePants: We love you even more!

SpongeBob, Sandy, Yellow, Lola, Lana, and Lynn all hug Lincoln tightly, Lynn then kiss Lincoln on the cheek.

Lincoln Loud: *to Lynn* Thanks, Sandy. *to the twins* Since you two help me dealing with Mr. Krabs, how can I ever repay you?

Lana and Lola Loud: We got one!

Later, Mr. Krabs is walking through the park, carrying an umbrella.

Mr. Krabs: Huh? What the barnacle? Everything in the park is chopped in half. Sandy is chopping wood while SpongeBob rests on a rock.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?

Mr. Krabs: *clears my throat to get Lincoln's attention* Bleuhahugh!

Lincoln Loud: *screams* Mr. Krabs! *tries to hold a tree back in one piece* Uhh, hey, Mr. Krabs, how’s it going? *holds the rock in one piece* Nice day, huh? *half of the tree falls on my head* Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can't help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me.

Mr. Krabs: Fire ya? *grabs a couple Krabby Patties* I've got something else in mind.

Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Sandy are karate chopping up Krabby Patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard. Yellow, Lincoln, Lynn, Lola and Lana are watching SpongeBob and Sandy.

Lynn Loud Jr.: I love karate!

Yellow Rectangle: I love karate!

Lana and Lola Loud: Us too!

Lincoln Loud: This is the best karate ever!

Sandy Cheeks: I love karate!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I love kara-tay!

Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay! *holds some money*

Squidward Tentacles: I hate all of you.

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*