No Blonde Like Race/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: July 23, 2005

Episode Copyrighted: 2005

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

The episode starts with thousands of cars gathering in the starting line.

News fish: Welcome to the 4th International Car Racing! Once in every 10 year, thousand racers across the oceans gather here, the coast of Sidney, Australia, for a race more than 7400 miles to the coast of San Francisco, USA! The racer who finishes in the first place will receive a mystery prize!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow! I can believe I can get a seat in the world's biggest car racing!

Patrick Star: Yeah, me too!

Lincoln Loud: Me, three!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey look! It's Squidward!

Yellow Rectangle: See.

SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *approaches Squidward* Hello Squidward! Hey, nice helmet!

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, thank you! I'm going to wear this helmet for the entire race!

SpongeBob SquarePants: The entire race? You're entering the race?!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow Rectangle and Red: Wooooowww!!!

Red Rectangle: Look at that.

Yellow Rectangle: Cool, buddy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Good luck winning the race, Squidward!

Squilliam Fancyson: Yeah, but I'm sure that I'll be the one who finishes in the first place!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squilliam Fancyson?!

Lincoln Loud: Squilliam Fancyson?!

Leni Loud: Huh?!

Yellow Rectangle: What, it can't be.

Squilliam Fancyson: That's right! It's me! Squilliam Fancyson! *shows my mirror* Take a look at my mirror!

Squidward Tentacles: What?! Squilliam Fancyson?! What are you doing here?!

Squilliam Fancyson: You think what? It's my mirror, see!

Yellow Rectangle: Squilliam, I can explain.

Squilliam Fancyson: I know, I'm entering the race, Yellow! *walks into my mirror in slow motion*

Yellow Rectangle: *in slow motion and dives in front of Squilliam* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *pushes him in slow motion*

Squilliam got pushed to break his mirror in slow motion.

Squilliam Fancyson: *backs to normal speed* Noooooooooo!!!!!!! My mirror is ruined! *cries*

Squidward is staring directly at Squilliam and shouted.

Squidward Tentacles: Forget it, Squilliam! I'm going to win the first prize and you are going down!!

Squilliam Fancyson: Well, good luck with that! *walks away from Squidward*

Leni Loud: Aw, poor mirror!

Yellow Rectangle: What have I done?!

Squidward Tentacles: I'll show him! I'll show him who's the best!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luck with that, Squidward! Bye!

Patrick Star: Bye, Squidward!

Slide transition to The Loud House.

Leni is in her room with a new dress that is a nice red pumps that are nice red and a Helmet that is red Lori walks in with the same thing.

Leni Loud: Nice Mirror Lori!

Lori Loud: I am not a mirror fool! You brought the same stuff as me return it!

Leni Loud: No! I like this outfit!

Lori Loud: I had it first you Dumb Blonde!

Leni Loud: What you just say?

Lori Loud: DUMB BLONDE!!!! YOU DEAF?

Leni Loud: I'm not dumb and I'm not deaf!

Lori Loud: I GIVE YOU DEAF!!! *jumps on Leni punching her hard*

Leni Loud: *kicks Lori hard*

Lori Loud: *tackles Leni* Look, it's Squidward and Squilliam!

Leni Loud: *looks away then takes this chance to push Leni into the halls*

Leni Loud: Oh it's on! *grabs Lori arm and tosses her to the ground hard*

Lori Loud: *grabs Leni and throws her down the stairs*

Leni Loud: *grabs Lori*

Leni is taking Lori with her while fighting Squidward, Squilliam, Lucy and Lynn who are sitting on the couch see this.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Calm down guys!

Lori Loud: Stay out of it!

Squidward Tentacles: Hey, what’s going on here?!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Just take a deep breath.

Lori Loud: Don't lecture me!

Squilliam Fancyson: Calm down, Lori.

Lori Loud: Stay out of it!

Squilliam Fancyson: Hey, don’t blame me, blame those guys.

Lori Loud: *throws Lynn to the TV and it breaks*

Lucy Loud: *runs away to Luna and Luan’s room*

Lori then grabs Leni and tries to choke her Leni grabs a vase and throws it at Lori causing her hands to let go of Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *stands there*

Lincoln Loud: Calm down!

Lori Loud: Don't make this like last time twerp!

She slaps Lincoln hard leaving a mark Lincoln crus because of this.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lori, what are you doing?!

Lori Loud: *angrily* STOP TELLING ME, SPONGEBOB! *slaps SpongeBob*

Yellow Rectangle: You okay?!

Leni Loud: You monster! *grabs Lori and slaps her*

Lori Loud: I not a little *dolphin noise* like you.

Red Rectangle: Buddy, looks like they’re fighting each other.

She hits Leni hard and Leni throws her pump at Lori eye.

Lori Loud: Watch It!!!!!

Lily Is watching crying from their fighting.

Lily Loud: Waaaaa!

Lori Loud: Shut up crybaby. *throws Lily across the room hoping for her to hit the wall but Luan catches her*

Squidward Tentacles: YEAH, I WANT TO WIN THE RACE!

Squilliam Fancyson: NO, I WANT TO WIN THE RACE FASTER THAN YOU, SQUIDWARD!

Red Rectangle: Shut up, I’m trying to watch TV.

Patrick Star: No, it was Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Can’t you idiots be quiet.

Luan Loud: Watch it you could have killed her.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, fighting. Huh.

Yellow Rectangle: Lori, why are you pointing fingers?

Lori Loud: Leni is the one who brought the same stuff as me!

Leni Loud: I suggest why not just wear it at the same time.

Red Rectangle: Wow, thanks a lot. You take that back. It was your fault.

The heroes start arguing.

Red Rectangle: It was your idea.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It’s all your fault and I don’t like you.

Leni Loud: Yeah, I don't like your car.

Lincoln Loud: *whistles* Everybody, stop fighting.

Yellow Rectangle: Guys, this isn't working.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. It's to scare away monsters.

Lisa Loud: Yes it is. Let's go to Squidward and Squilliam to show them who's in the race.

The scene skips to near the beginning of the race.

Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Good luck winning against me, Squidward! Hahahahaha!

Squidward Tentacles: *stares directly at Squilliam* I'll show him!

A gun triggered, marked the beginning of the race, all the car go through the starting line.

News fish: And there hey go through the starting line!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Woohoo! Go Squidward!

Leni Loud: You can do it.

Lisa Loud: Look what Squidward goes.

Squidward Tentacles: I'm going to win this, I'm going to win this, I'm going to win this!

Time card reading "1000 Miles Later"

French Narrator: 1000 miles later.

Squidward Tentacles: Here comes rest area number 2! Wow! I can believe I can go this far in 1 day!

Time card reading "5000 Miles Later"

French Narrator: 5000 miles later.

Squidward Tentacles: Hahahahaha! Rest area number 12! Huhuhu! I am almost get crazy right now! Hahaha! I'm going to beat Squilliam Fancyson! Hahahahahahaha!

Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Ha! I don't think so, Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: I am not talking to you! Magic talking clarinet! Hahahahaha!

Time card reading "1000 Miles Later"

French Narrator: 1000 miles later.

Squidward Tentacles: I've been driving for a week! But soon I will reach the finish line!

Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Yeah! On the last place! Hahahahaha!

Squidward Tentacles: Stop talking to me!

Time card reading "400 Miles Later"

French Narrator: 400 miles later.

Squidward Tentacles: This is it! I was only a few miles away from the finish line! I'm going to win this race!

Squilliam Fancyson: *stares directly at Squidward* Oh yeah? We'll see about that!

Squidward Tentacles: *stares angrily at Squilliam* HAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Slide transition to SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lily, Yellow, Red and other crowds waiting in the finish line.

Patrick Star: *surprised* Guys, look! *points at a hot dog seller*

Red Rectangle: It's a hot dog seller!

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!

Hot dog seller: Hot dogs! Hot dogs!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *surprised* Hot dogs!

Leni Loud: OMGosh! Hot dogs!

Lynn Loud Jr.: I love hot dogs!

Lincoln Loud: Me too!

Time card reading "2 Hot Dogs Later"

French Narrator: 2 hot dogs later.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Here comes the first bite! *bites my hot dog*

Lincoln Loud: It's good for hot dogs! *bites my hot dogs!

Time card reading "5 Minutes Later"

Narrator: 5 minutes later.

SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lily, Yellow and Red almost finish eating their hot dog.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, here comes the last bite!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lily, Yellow and Red finished eating their hot dog.

Leni Loud: Hey look, is that Squidward and Squilliam?

Patrick Star: *points at Squidward and Squilliam racing each other*

News Fish: Here comes our contestant Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson! Squidward leading! No wait! Squilliam leading! Squidward! Squilliam! The winner of the race is...

Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: *crosses the finish line*

News fish: Wow, let's see that again in slow motion! *The end of the race is repeated in slow motion* It's a tie!

Both Squidward and Squilliam: A tie?!

News fish: That's right, a tie! You both win the first prize!

Both Squidward and Squilliam: Woohoo!!!

Yellow Rectangle: Squilliam's right. It's my fault I broke his mirror.

Squidward Tentacles: Yellow, you did this to Squilliam's mirror.

Yellow Rectangle: I'm sorry, Squidward. But the mystery prize.

Squidward Tentacles: So, what's the mystery prize?

News Fish: The mysterious prize is... A three night stay at the most expensive hotel in the oceans!

Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: Woohoo!!!

News fish: Wait! There's more! You also win a free ticket to see Kelpy G clarinet concert, and meet Kelpy G himself!

Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson: Woohoo!!! Yeah!!!

Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, I'm late!

3 jet planes fly above Squidward and Squilliam.

Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO!

Mr. Bump: Gah!

Goofy Goober: *suddenly appear on screen* This race was brought to you by goofy goober ice cream party boat! Goofy goober yeah!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Lynn Loud Jr. and Red Rectangle: Wooooo!

Lucy Loud: Sigh.

Lily Loud: Poo poo.

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*

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