Licensed Leni Miss Daredevil/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: August 9, 2003

Episode Copyrighted: 2003

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Episode starts at SpongeBob's house, Lincoln is reading comic books outside of his house.

Lincoln Loud: *to the audience* Aw, nothing like reading comics outside of SpongeBob's house.

Cuts inside of SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob is brushing Gary's shell.

SpongeBob SquarePants: 97, 98, 99, 100. Okay, Gary, let's do the other side now. Gary, can you hear that?

Gary is confused, then SpongeBob walks outside, and over to Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Lincoln, it's you. Wanna come?

Lincoln Loud: Sure, SpongeBob, I can come.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks over to Squidward and Lori*

Lincoln Loud: Oh Squidward and Lori, it's you. I thought we heard something.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We heard something.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, Lincoln, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Breathing.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob and Lincoln, I will give you guys $5 if you let me enjoy the rest of my morning, in peace.

Lincoln half of his head flips open while he talks.

Lincoln Loud Okay!

Squidward Tentacles: *takes out my wallet* Hey, I could have sworn I had $5 in here.

Lori Loud: You two, wanna see Miss Daredevil or not?!

Lincoln Loud: We have it, Lori. And Squidward, you gave it to us to leave you two alone yesterday.

Squidward Tentacles: *gets up*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, you can have the $5 back. Mr. Krabs says--

Squidward Tentacles: I don't care what Mr. Krabs says! I just want-- *bangs on the table, and the liquid in my cup spills on me*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Coffee rain!

Squidward Tentacles: It's hot chocolate. *walks away*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Chocolate rain!

Lori and Leni then exit the house with Lori holding the car keys.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Lori. Hey, Leni. Where are you guys going?

Lori Loud: We're going to the DMV so Leni can take the driving test with Miss Daredevil and Mrs. Puff again. Be back later.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, see you later. Good luck, Leni.

Leni Loud: Thanks, Spongy and Linky.

Lori and Leni then drive off and Squidward is still walking.

Lincoln Loud: Wait up, Squidward!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: *runs screaming*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, wait!

Lincoln Loud: Squidward!

Scene then shows both of them running for a while, then Squidward gets to his boat. Tries to open it but can't.

Squidward Tentacles: It's locked!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Squidward! Squidward!

Squidward screams, then jumps in the boat, then tries to start it but it won't start.

Squidward Tentacles: Huh? *realizes the key isn't there* The key! Oh, where did I put that stupid…

As SpongeBob and Lincoln are yelling and Squidward is searching.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward!

Lincoln Loud: Squidward!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward!

Lincoln Loud: Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, why can't I just find?

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *makes it to the boat* Squidward?

Squidward Tentacles: What?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You left your keys on the table back there.

Squidward Tentacles: *starts the boat*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward?

Squidward Tentacles: Yes?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Didn't you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles?

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, *laughs* that was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.

Lincoln Loud: Why?

Squidward Tentacles: So I could get further away from you two! *rushes off*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we'll see you later then, Squidward.

Lincoln Loud: Bye, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Bon voyage, nincompoop! *accidentally runs through a stop sign, literally and then realizes I am being chased by cops* What the? *pulls over, then the policeman walks up* Can I help you, officer?

Fish Policeman: No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.

Squidward Tentacles: *gasps* Ticket? Officer, please! I have impeccable I dare you boat smarts with Miss Daredevil! I pried myself in obtaining an un-soiled driving record! It's all that I have!

Fish Policeman: Well, you can have it again, right after you complete boating school. *drives off*

Squidward Tentacles: Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo?

Slide transition to the mall.

Lincoln Loud: I'm really proud of you, Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Me too.

Leni Loud: Thanks, Spongy and Linky. I couldn't have done it without you guys' help. So thanks for the help and support.

Lincoln Loud: Aw, it was nothing to mention, Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks Leni, you're the best.

Lori Loud: A toast to Leni. *raises my ice cream cup then the other heroes raise their cups*

Other heroes: To Leni! *clinks our cups*

After their trip to the mall, Leni drives everyone home. Everyone is relaxed in the car. There is a guy in front of them going slow. Leni honks her horn. She then sticks her head out the window and yells at the guy.

Leni Loud: Move it, slowpoke!

The man doesn't listen to Leni and she gets annoyed and then cuts in front of the guy.

Man: *shakes my fist* Hey!

Yellow Rectangle: Oh my goodness, that guy is insane.

Lincoln Loud: Leni! You just cut that guy off!

Leni Loud: He was going too slow!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, you can't just cut someone off!

Leni Loud: Why?

Lincoln Loud: Because it's rude and it's dangerous. You could cause an accident!

Red Rectangle: Leni?!

Leni Loud: But I didn't.

Up ahead, there is a stop sign ahead. Leni drives past it without stopping.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni! You just ran a stop sign!

Leni Loud: So?

Lincoln Loud: You're supposed to stop!

Leni Loud: What for? There wasn't anything in the way.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, you have to stop when there’s a stop sign!

Lincoln Loud: You're supposed to stop even if there isn't anything in the way. What if you hit somebody?

Leni Loud: But I didn't. SpongeBob and Lincoln, you need to chill out. I am the one driving, not you. I know what I'm doing, SpongeBob and Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *makes a concerned look to the audience*

Soon they approach a speed limit that says 40 MPH but Leni goes really fast and the heroes scream.

All the heroes: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Leni drove the car, then hit where a familiar rocket ship-looking car was at, Miss Daredevil with Mrs. Puff Mr. Quiet and Miss Whoops approaching with pilot/stewardess hats as they gasped.

Leni Loud: *offscreen* Sorry guys!

Little Miss Daredevil: What the-!? My awesome car!!

Mrs. Puff: Oh my gosh, my awesome boat.

Mr. Quiet: Ooooh, what did you do?

Little Miss Whoops: We had work today!

Mrs. Puff: *normal accent* Hey, sorry you don't have any other transport.

Little Miss Daredevil: Man, this blows! How the heck do we get to the airport now? I got to fly a plane in 20 minutes.

Mrs. Puff: Oh, I can drive you. I got a pickup truck. See?

Little Miss Daredevil: *impatiently* Well, come on!

Little Miss Whoops: We gotta move.

They hopped in with the fat man driving, though crashing more on to the car.

Little Miss Daredevil: *glares* Mrs. Puff, you better have a lot of money to cover my repairs.

Mr. Quiet: Ooooh! I don't like this!

Cuts to Leni then slows down.

SpongeBob SquarePants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lincoln Loud: LENI! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Leni Loud: What?

Lori Loud: The speed limit is literally 40 MPH!

Leni Loud: I know. That means you go 40 miles faster.

Lori Loud: *facepalms* No, it means you can only go literally 40 MPH! BUT YOU WENT LIKE 100 MPH!

The heroes then murmur.

Luna Loud: Yeah, dude! Are you trying to get us killed?!

Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Leni, this is it! Aren't you supposed to get 40 MPH?!

Leni Loud: Come on, guys. I just got my license. Can't you give me a little break?

Other heroes: Well, okay.

Soon, they arrive home and they enter the house. Mrs. Puff, Lori, Leni, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil and Miss Whoops enter their room with Lori holding Leo. She puts him into his crib.

Leni Loud: Man, driving is so much fun!

Little Miss Daredevil: Sure is, Leni, this is so much fun!

Mrs. Puff: Yeah, that's good!

Lori Loud: Glad you enjoy it, Leni. But you have got to be more careful when you're out on the road. You literally could have gotten us into an accident today.

Leni Loud: Sorry, guys. I guess I got a little too excited.

Lori Loud: This is not literally Lincoln's dumb video game. You could get into a serious accident or get your license taken away.

Little Miss Daredevil: Lori, don't take away Leni's license.

Mrs. Puff: But, she does her driving.

Leni Loud: Yeah, I guess you're right, Lori.

Lori Loud: I'm telling you this because I care about you. I don't want you to get hurt or have your license taken away.

Leni Loud: Okay, Lori. I'll try to be more careful driving. Miss Daredevil?!

Little Miss Daredevil: Glad to hear. *pats Leni's shoulder*

Little Miss Whoops: Wait up!

Mr. Quiet: Guys?!

Slide transition to everyone eating lunch.

Leni Loud: *sits next to Lincoln* Oh, hey Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Lunch time. Leni?

Leni Loud: I have my license, Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni.

SpongeBob sits next to Squidward Ah, lunch time, eh, boating buddy? *sits down while Squidward walks away, over to the trash cans*

Lincoln Loud: Squidward, where are you going?

Squidward Tentacles: I'll have to eat over here, like in grade school.

Squidward is about to eat, then SpongeBob and Lincoln pops up from a trash can.

Lincoln Loud: Squidward, do you have any mustard in there?

Squidward Tentacles: *runs away screaming*

Cuts to the boys bathroom, where Squidward is eating.

Squidward Tentacles: Mmm, Bon appétit, Squiddy.

Squidward is about to eat, but then sees SpongeBob and Lincoln's feet in the other stall. Squidward Tentacles: *gets angry, and throws his sandwich on the ground* You've ruined my morning, you've ruined my lunch, and you're ruining my... *the door opens, revealing that it's a muscular tough fish, with feet that look like SpongeBob and Lincoln's*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks out of the boys bathroom*

Leni Loud: *walks out of the girls bathroom*

Tough guy: *punches Squidward, offscreen*

Squidward Tentacles: *screams, offscreen*

Lincoln Loud: Wow, that guy is acting weird.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, let’s go.

The scene cuts to Squidward walking to his seat, bandaged up.

Mrs. Puff: Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward and Lincoln, you'll be riding with SpongeBob, Leni and Miss Daredevil.

Squidward Tentacles: Eh, didn't see that coming.

Slide transition, the drivers license were shown to the guard before they entered, then stopped near where one of the planes was at, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, the three shape humanoids hopping off.

Little Miss Daredevil: All right. Thanks a lot, Squidward.

Little Miss Whoops: Right, let's get going.

With that, the nine headed to Leni's car.

Little Miss Daredevil: Besides, Leni, these guys need to get going fast. How about the Burpin' Burger.

Leni Loud: Okay! *grins*

Slide transition cuts to the Burpin' Burger, Leni cuts in front of someone driving in line.

Driver: Hey! No cutting!

Fish Customer: Yeah!

Employee: *on audio box* Welcome to Burpin' Burger. May I take your order?

Leni Loud: Two burgers and fries please.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *whispers to Leni* Burger like Krabby Patty.

Leni Loud: Oh, Krabby Patty.

Cuts to SpongeBob, Squidward, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil, Miss Whoops, Lincoln and Leni eating their burgers in the car.

Squidward Tentacles: I hate this place.

Little Miss Daredevil: *angrily* Squidward, be nice to friends!

Lincoln Loud: Mm... Delicious.

Leni Loud: Agreed. I never get tired of the taste of Burpin' Burger's burgers.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, that Krabby Patty looks delicious.

Little Miss Daredevil: But, I love Burpin' Burger. Isn't it great?

Mr. Quiet: Yeah, that's cool.

Up ahead, the traffic light turns red and Mrs. Jelinsky crosses the street. Leni drives right through, nearly hitting Mrs. Jelinsky who falls to the ground.

Mrs. Jelinsky: *shakes my fist* Hey, watch where you're going!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey!

Lincoln Loud: Leni! You ran a red light and almost hit Mrs. Jelinsky!

Lana Loud: Well, she shouldn't have been in the way.

Little Miss Daredevil: Pay attention to the light, Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You're supposed to stop at a red light!

Little Miss Daredevil: Stop?! Where?!

Leni Loud: Oops. Oh yeah, I forgot. *sees another traffic light* White shoes!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *facepalms* Leni, the light is green! Go!

Drivers in back of them are yelling at Leni.

Leni Loud: Go go boot!

Mrs. Puff: *screams*

Squidward Tentacles: Leni, look out!

They bump through the cones, then they barge out through the fence, then they go through a red light*

Squidward Tentacles: Leni, give me that wheel!

Leni Loud: I know.

They fight over it.

Squidward Tentacles: Just let go of it!

The steering wheel breaks, and Mrs. Puff screams.

Little Miss Whoops: Whoops. I think I broke it.

They drive into grandma.

Grandma: Hooligans!

Little Miss Daredevil: WAAAAAAHOOOOOO!

They drive through the Barg'N-Mart, and a costume shop, then they are about to drive through the city mall, and they are about to drive into a secret lab.

Fish Scientist 1: Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.

Fish Scientist 2: How?

Fish Scientist 1: By using this shrink ray. *pulls a lever that turns it on, then the car comes in, and they get shrunk instead*

Fish Scientist 2: Mother of mercy! *shrinks them*and 5 Where'd they go?

Fish Scientist 1: There! They're heading right for that discarded potato chip.

The mail man growls.

Fish Scientist 2: What's the matter?

Fish Scientist 1: Potato chips are his favorite snack. *breaks out* Johnson! No!

He is about to eat it, but then gets sprayed with water.

Fish Scientist 2: No, no, no.

They then go through a drain. A cowboy is about to drink from a drinking fountain, but then Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil and Miss Whoops come out and return to normal size.

Cowboy: I never will understand these city folk.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, where'd Squidward go?

The tough fish from earlier is going to go to the bathroom again.

Squidward Tentacles: *returns to normal in the toilet* I was just leaving.

Cuts to SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil and Miss Whoops.

Tough guy: *punches Squidward, offscreen*

Squidward Tentacles: *screams, offscreen*

She speeds away and they get home.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks for the ride, Leni.

Leni Loud: Anytime, Linky.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The steering wheel, it's fixed.

Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO! That was awesome.

Leni Loud: Yeah.

Lincoln Loud: But Leni you do need to be more careful when driving. You could have gotten us into an accident.

Leni Loud: Now, guys. I am a licensed driver. I know what I'm doing. You don't have to worry about me. I can look out for myself.

Little Miss Daredevil: Leni, listen, you got your license. But, be more careful. Okay?

Leni Loud: Okay, I will.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, I just don't want you to get hurt or arrested. Just promise me you'll be more careful, okay?

Leni Loud: Okay, guys. I will try to be more careful. Promise. *hugs Lincoln*

Lincoln Loud: Good. *hugs her back*

SpongeBob SquarePants: I love you. *hugs them*

Slide transition to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Miss Daredevil was fiddling with the controls.

Little Miss Daredevil: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Miss Daredevil. Normally, we're looking at about a four-and-a-half-hour flight time today. We've got clear skies, good visibility. The temperature in Boating School is 64 degrees. The flight's going to be a little longer than we've expected.

She then smirked with pride. Squidward walking all bandaged up.

Little Miss Daredevil: However, thanks to my skills, we're gonna make it in two hours!

Squidward Tentacles: Two hours?!

Mr. Quiet in steward hat gasped in fear, clinging to the sides.

Mr. Quiet: Ooooh noooo.

She began driving around the plane a bit as it began moving around. However, the engine beeped a bit.

Mrs. Puff: Oh my.

Little Miss Daredevil: What the-!? Someone stole our fuel!!

Squidward Tentacles: I can't do it.

Little Miss Whoops: No problem, Miss Daredevil. I got this!

She then flipped a switch, though as she did, the wheels were accidentally instantly lifted up, then the plane crashed onto the ground.

Little Miss Whoops: Whoooops! It's before Leni's fears all over again!

Mr. Quiet: Secure your own mask first, and then assist the child!

Mrs. Puff: *panics* But the bag's not inflating!

Miss Whoops: It's all right! Even though oxygen is flowing, the bag may not inflate!

Little Miss Daredevil: *groans* Aw man. *frowns* Someone stole our fuel! *bitterly* And Miss Whoops pushing the wrong button didn't help.

Leni Loud: *frowns* Dang it.

Cuts inside to Mrs. Puff.

Mrs. Puff: Okay class, it's time to take our final exam. Please have your pencils ready.

Lincoln Loud: Pst, hey, boating buddy, if you need any help, I've taken this test hundreds of times, and-

Squidward Tentacles: *furious* How many times do I have to tell you?! I am not your buddy! I don't need your help, and I don't need you, ever! Now just kindly let me take this stupid test, so I can get out of here, and never have to see you again, for the rest of my life!

Lincoln Loud: *sadly* Okay Squidward, if that's the way you want it.

Squidward Tentacles: Thank you. *tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room*

Mrs. Puff: 3 more minutes, class.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob? SpongeBob, I need your help.

Mrs. Puff: 2 more minutes.

Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, please? This is important.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You said you didn't need my help, Squidward, and that you didn't need me.

Squidward Tentacles: No no, I didn't. I never said that.

Fish Student* *plays back what Squidward said "I don't need your help, and I don't need you!"*

Squidward Tentacles: Jerk!

Fish Student: *shrugs*

Leni Loud: Go Squidward, you can do it.

Squidward Tentacles: I can't.

Little Miss Daredevil: Squidward, do your best.

Squidward Tentacles: All right, I said it. But that was before.

Lincoln Loud: Before what?

Squidward Tentacles: Before-- before--

Little Miss Whoops: What?

Mrs. Puff: 1 more minute, class.

Squidward Tentacles: Before we were, *gulps* boating buddies.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay!

Leni Loud: *claps my hands*

Mrs. Puff: Okay class, time's up.

Mr. Quiet: What, Squidward you didn't.

Squidward Tentacles: Time can't be up. I didn't even get a chance to fill in a single answer. What am I supposed to do?

Mrs. Puff: You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.

Squidward Tentacles: Next week?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry Squidward, I've never gotten one answer right on this test. But we'll meet again next week, at Mrs. Puff's boating school!

Screen cuts to outside.

Squidward Tentacles: *screams*

Time card reading "Epilogue"

French Narrator: Epilogue.

Lincoln Loud: *approaches Leni in her room* Hey, Leni. Can you give me a ride to Clyde's house?

Leni Loud: Sure, Linky. *puts on my driving gear*

Lincoln Loud: But first I need to grab something. *leaves the room and then comes back with Lily* Okay, I'm ready.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're ready.

Little Miss Daredevil: That's a great idea! We are ready!

Leni Loud: Why do you need to bring Lily?

Lincoln Loud: Because she wants to go for a ride.

Leni Loud: Okay. Let's go then. *grabs the car keys and they head out the front door and get into the car, then starts the car and drives off safely*

Little Miss Daredevil: WAAAAHOOOO!

Lincoln Loud: *to the audience* You know it's great that Leni has her license now. Because if Lori is unavailable to drive us, Leni will be. And Leni is actually a pretty good driver.

Leni Loud: *hits a fire hydrant* Whoopsie.

Little Miss Whoops: Whoops.

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*