The Plate/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: August 4, 2007

Episode Copyrighted: 2007

This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a short episode.

Episode starts at nighttime at the Loud House, Lincoln is sleeping in his bed.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll show ya.

Lincoln Loud: Okay.

Screen cuts outside to the Loud House.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *goes outside*

SpongeBob SquarePants: So Lincoln, let's walk together.

Lincoln Loud: Good, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks together*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go to the Krusty Krab to see Mr. Krabs.

Lincoln Loud: Good idea.

Slide transition, It is closing time at the Krusty Krab as customers walk out.

Mr. Krabs: Well, good night, folks. Come again. *flips the "Open" sign around to say "Closed"* Thought those deadbeats would never leave. Closin' time, SpongeBob and Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *washes plates* There ya go, little buddy. Now everybody's all clean and ready for beddy-bye.

Mr. Krabs: *enters kitchen* Time to pack it in, Sponge- Bah! Wha?! *sees a spot on a plate*

SpongeBob SquarePants: All ready, Mr. Krabs. *takes my hairnet off* Just gotta clock out and…

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob and Lincoln, what's the meaning of this?

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *inspects the plate and then notices the spot, then screams* Spot, spot, spot!

Mr. Krabs: That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till…

Lincoln Loud: Till everything's ship-shape, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.

Lincoln Loud: Lock up? Wait, Mr. Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left us here alone?

flashback to Krusty Krab on fire.

Mr. Krabs: Should've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye-aye, sir.

Lincoln Loud: Good luck. La-la-la-la-la-la-la. *washes the plate but the spot is still on there*

SpongeBob SquarePants: You're a tough little guy, aren't ya?

Lincoln Loud: *tries to clean it some more, creating steam through friction, but it's still not coming off* This means war.

Cuts to Lincoln trying to use a jackhammer, but it fails.

Lincoln Loud: *falls to the floor and the overpowered jackhammer causes him to hit himself in the face repeatedly*

He is then seen using a baseball bat and bangs the plate with it, and then a chainsaw to get it off by banging it on the plate with the blade, but nothing's working.

Lincoln Loud: Wait here, please. *goes off and comes back riding a T-34 Tank, smashing through a safety poster featuring Mr. Krabs* Say good-night, dried on filth. Ready. Aim. Fire! *shoots a small pink sponge onto the plate then checks to see if the spot is gone and it's not.*

Lincoln Loud: *gets frustrated* Dang it! That is the last straw! I want you to remember... *cries* You made me do this.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, let me help ya. *spits on it and tries to rub it out but nothing happens*

All of his attempts were fruitless.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Naaah!

Lincoln Loud: *gets determined* I got to finish this, SpongeBob.

Slide transition to SpongeBob and Lincoln in an army-like outfit.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, Lincoln it's our latest invention.

Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers, speaks with an accent* I'm afraid this is the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend. Behold, allow us to introduce you to Lincoln Loud's SpotMasterInator 6000 with SpongeBob SquarePants. *points to the SpotMasterInator 6000 behind me and SpongeBob, which is a bizarre-looking cannon with a small microwave on top*

Notice, the microwave-powered laser particle beam.

Lincoln Loud: Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon. And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you. *offscreen, narrates* A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleansing materials.

Soap, mop, bucket, and other materials are combined with it.

Lincoln Loud: I call it... *pushes a button to show a ball of steel wool* Steel Wool! And it comes with…

A laser pops out of the wool ball.

Lincoln Loud: A laser! Any last words? *puts my ear near the plate* Mmm... I thought not.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *puts on goggles* Lincoln, you can turn it on, now.

Lincoln Loud: Got it, SpongeBob *jumps into the seat and puts on goggles* Power up! *turns on a switch on the control panel for the microwave-powered laser-particle beam*

The microwave turns on, with a Krabby Patty rotating inside of it. A green laser is fired on the spot.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Water cannon?

Lincoln Loud: Water cannon... on! *turns it on, a blast of water is shooting at the plate* No effect.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The steel wool?

Lincoln Loud: Steel wool laser... on! *turns it on*

As the Krusty Krab shakes, lights are shining out of it and Mr. Krabs can see it from his home.

The scene cuts to Mr Krabs' house.

Mr. Krabs: Hmmm... strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably got nothing to do with SpongeBob and Lincoln. *walks away*

The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab.

Lincoln Loud: Ok SpongeBob, you asked for it. It may end life as we know it, but I am crossing the beams! *crosses the beams*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, how much power?

Lincoln Loud: More power! *does so, and it sends out 'sound'-like waves through the air, causing everything to look like it's wiggling*

The scene cuts back to Mr. Krabs' house.

Mr. Krabs: *checks out my window* Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm? I guess I better go see what the lad's up to.

The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: How much power?

Lincoln Loud: More power!

The scene cuts outside the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Krabs: *sees a bunch of lasers and fireworks coming from the Krusty Krab* Oh, boy, this doesn’t look good.

The scene cuts back inside the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: How much power?

Lincoln Loud: MORE POWER!

The scene cuts back outside the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Krabs: Let's see what they're done this time. *puts the key in the lock*

The scene cuts back inside the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Now how much power?

Lincoln Loud: MAXIMUM POWER! AHHHHH! *pushes on maximum power*

A huge blast wrecks the restaurant and a film of live action atomic bomb exploding, which is actually a clip from Operation Crossroad, occurs. We now see the restaurant completely destroyed and then the Spot-Master-Inator 6000 disintegrates.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, this time you've done it, boys. What've you got to say for yourselves?

Lincoln Loud: *shows Mr. Krabs the clean plate* The platter's all clean, Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It's all clean.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'll clean your platter! *chases SpongeBob and Lincoln around the ruins of the restaurant* Come here, you!

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*