Mall Smarts of Fashion/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: July 23, 2005

Episode Copyrighted: 2005

This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a short episode.

* Episode starts*

At The Loud House

Lincoln Loud: *walks in from the front of the door holding his nose, then looks around to see if anyone's inside* Good. No one's home. *with a sigh of relief then, races to upstairs* Now I just gotta get to the bathroom before anyone knows. *runs up the stairs and is about to turn to the bathroom, when I see Leni right in front of me* Ah!

Leni Loud: Hi, Linky.

Lincoln Loud: Leni. I can't talk right now. I gotta go.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Lincoln.

Patrick Star: Watcha doin’ Lincoln.

Leni Loud: Guys? Why are you holding your nose like that?

Lincoln Loud: Uh. It's nothing, just-

Leni Loud: No. Come on. Let me see!

Lincoln Loud: No. I'd rather not...

Leni Loud: Why not?

Lincoln Loud: You won't help. You'll laugh at me.

Leni Loud: What? What makes you think that?

Patrick Star: Um Leni, Is Lincoln here with SpongeBob.

Leni Loud: Yeah, he is.

Patrick Star: Good.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, check it out. A krabby patty.

Lincoln Loud: Cool SpongeBob, We’re going to the mall with Patrick and Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: That’s a great idea, Lincoln! *to Patrick* Hey Patrick, look.

Patrick Star: Oh I know, our spaceship.

Leni Loud: Hey Lincoln, check this out.

Lincoln Loud: What is it, Leni?

Leni Loud: It’s a fashion spaceship!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, Lincoln, Leni, get in the spaceship. We’re going to the mall. I'm driving the spaceship.

Leni Loud: Yay :D

At the spaceship

Lincoln Loud: Well, sometimes you tend to laugh at me when I do something silly, like that costume I wore. I don't mind the laughing but this time it's kind of serious. Now if you don't mind-

Leni Loud: Oh. Yeah. I do that. Don't I?

Lincoln Loud: It's alright. I can handle family teasing. It's just right now my nose really-

Leni Loud: Linky? Can I tell you something? I have a confession to make with you.

Lincoln Loud: Leni. I’m glad you wanna talk with me but I gotta-

Leni Loud: Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: What?

Leni Loud: I honestly only laugh with them at you because I was afraid that if I don't, they'd pick on me.

Lincoln Loud: Really?

Leni Loud: Yeah. I want to be part of the group, not singled out. I thought joining in would make me feel less left out, but it only makes me feel guilty inside.

Lincoln Loud: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

Leni Loud: Don’t worry Lincoln, I’ll stop the engine. *tries to push the brake with my feet, so it’s broke* Oh no, what have I done.

Patrick Star: Um guys, this spaceship can’t stop the engine. We’re going down, embrace yourselves.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *screams when our spaceship goes down, then it crashes on the ground*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, what happened to our spaceship. It crashed on the ground.

Patrick Star: Oh, yeah.

Screen cuts to Lincoln who is tired.

Leni Loud: Lincoln! Snap out of it! It's me, your best sister, Leni!

Lincoln Loud: What's that? I can't hear you what with all the lonely voices in my head.

Leni Loud: Aw man, our spaceship has been destroyed.

Lincoln Loud: Not fit to live in society...

Leni Loud: *cries* This is all my fault! I broke the ship! I don't mean to hurt your feelings and I blew it. You're my little brother and you're my friend and I wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt you and my stupid ideas. I'm so sorry. *sobs*

Lincoln Loud: It's okay. You didn't ruin my life. Our ship has been destroyed. I understand. I actually don't care about the teasing.

Leni Loud: You don't?

Lincoln Loud: It's harmless to me. In a family this big, having thick, strong skin is important, but for now, if you ever feel embarrassed from being singled out from the family, just know that you gotta a brother who can stick by you the whole way.

Leni Loud: Aww. Thanks Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: No problem. It's what family members do.

Leni Loud: *hugs Lincoln* I love you, Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: I love you too, Leni. That's why we're friends.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But how are we get to the mall now?

Leni Loud: Lincoln, wait. You still didn't answer my question. Why are you holding your nose still?

Lincoln Loud: *laughs* You promise you won't laugh?

Leni Loud: I promise.

Lincoln Loud: *screams*

Lincoln let's down his hands to reveal a nasty bee sting on his nose. His nose us giant, swollen, and red.

Leni Loud: *gasps* Lincoln! What happened?!

Lincoln Loud: I tripped and fell in a flower patch. Then thing I knew, a bee stung me right in the nose.

Leni Loud: Oh, Lincoln...

Lincoln Loud: Alright. You can laugh. I know it's silly but-

Leni Loud: That looks painful! You poor soul! I'll go get some bandages to help you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, let’s walk to the mall.

Time card reading "Later, at the Mall"

French Narrator: Later, at the mall.

Later, at the mall

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we’re at the mall now.

Patrick Star: Yay, mall :D

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, check it out. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic books.

Patrick Star: Cool!

Lincoln Loud: Look, Ace Savvy comic books. *to Leni* You don't care if I look silly?

Leni Loud: No! Fixing your nose is more important right now! Come on! I know where the medicine thingies are.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks Leni. That means a lot.

Leni Loud: Anything for you my brother. *puts medicine on Lincoln's nose and wraps it up in a bandage, then gives Lincoln's nose a kiss to make it feel better*

Lincoln Loud: *laughs* That tickles.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on Lincoln, let’s go to The Krusty Krab section.

Patrick Star: Me too!

Leni Loud: *waves and gets excited*

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*