Scale Injustice/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: November 23, 2002

Episode Copyrighted: 2001

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Shadow the Hedgehog: *narrates* After many years of battling the doctor before his redemption and other forces of evil, I've already learned one truth. That every villain is the hero of their own story. Sonic was no exception. 1x1x1x1 drugged him, tricked him into killing his pregnant wife, Sally Acorn, and made him trigger the bomb that nuked Robloxian.

The Commander: After Sonic killed 1x1x1x1, Omega and I understood his actions. We all understood his actions. But After he crossed the line of being a hero, there was no going back... He gave himself and the rest of the bad guys a new goal: Stop any force of evil before it happens. Despite having good intentions, his grief led him into a path of tyranny and evil. That's how the Fastest Thing Alive became the Fastest Threat Alive.

Title card reading: "Several years ago."

SpongeBob and Lincoln are sitting in front of the television along with Patrick and Leni. They get frustrated with each advertisement that plays, one for bathing suits, one for stuffed animals, one for perfume. Patrick, annoyed, gets up and begins walking to the kitchen.

Patrick Star: This is taking too long.. I'm gonna go fix some snacks.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *still hopeful* Okay, I'll tell you when the special comes on. I don't want you to miss it! It's the finale of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Series!

Lincoln Loud: *gasps in joy* Really?!

SpongeBob keeps his eyes glued to the TV as the countless ads flip across the screen. One for toothpicks, one for a petting zoo, and one for glow in the dark socks. Patrick comes back with a platter of boiled eggs, mayonnaise, tartar sauce, chopped-up Popsicles, and smelly cheese. SpongeBob grimaces at the odor and pinches his nose.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What is that horrible smell?

Patrick and Leni sit down and we see a close-up of the plate, running over with mixtures of mayonnaise and popsicles. SpongeBob tries to hold back his barf as he examines the plate.

Patrick Star: That, my friend, is the smell of diet.

Patrick starts digging in the plate, eating the concoction with his bare hands, making a mess all over himself and the floor around them.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *scoots a bit to the side and watches their friend wolf down the "food"*

SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Oh you mean diet!

Lincoln Loud: Diet, Patrick!

SpongeBob SquarePants: When are popsicles a part of a diet, Patrick?

Patrick Star: *with a mouth full of food, spitting some on SpongeBob and Lincoln's face* Since I say so.

SpongeBob wipes all of the food off his face and turns back to the TV. An advertisement of a mini fortune teller machine named Anita, from the girl of hispanic heritage girl on the inside.

Perch Perkins: *on TV* This is Perch Perkins here. She's new, she's improved, and she's psychic! Say hello to Anita, your personal fortune teller. Worry less about the unknown as 1x1x1x1 taking people's admins away.

Limited time offer available at your local stores. Anita is a novelty item and no refunds will be accepted. May cause brief signs of elephantitis or alektorophobia.

Lincoln Loud: *get shocked* He's taking their admins away!

Leni Loud: OMGosh, 1x1x1x1 is gonna be here and he'll be taking our admins away as well!

SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni stare at each other, wide eyes and smiling.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Do you know what we're thinking, Patrick and Leni?

Patrick and Leni think hard, sweat spilling down their forehead. They begin to grunt and ball their fist together. They sigh and give up.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You may know what we're thinking, but I know what does.

Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, He's gonna take away our admins. *screams*

Scene cuts to the Loud House. The heroes are tiptoeing in the upstairs corridor to Lincoln's room.

Lori Loud: I wonder what Lincoln could be doing in his room.

Lana Loud: I bet he's writing something for his girlfriend!

Lucy Loud: Could be a poem.

Black Rectangle: Poem?! *squeezes*

Other sisters give her weird looks.

Lucy Loud: What?

The Heroes quietly walk closer to Lincoln's room.

Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* I'll finish them off tomorrow. Kill 1x1x1x1 won't be able to help.

Silver the Hedgehog: We're almost to G.U.N.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Good.

E-102 Gamma: I don't understand. Why are we stopping Sonic from pulling criminals out of G.U.N? Like you said Shadow, they're pathetic. The worst of the worst.

Shadow the Hedgehog: He's going to kill them, Gamma.

E-102 Gamma: Sounds like justice to me.

Silver the Hedgehog: Killing others won't fix anything and it's not justice at all. It's no use that Sonic doesn't see it that way. He's grieving. He needs time to heal.

E-102 Gamma: Maybe. But what would happen to Station Square or Blaze's world? If Scourge killed Blaze and Marine, Silver's best teammates?

Silver the Hedgehog: *looks down* You're right... I would've done the same thing if something happened to my friends... But I don't want to become like Scourge, Sonic, or what Shadow and Omega used to be.

E-102 Gamma: *looks down* Sorry for what I said, Silver. At least you were honest.

Silver the Hedgehog: It's okay, Gamma. I understand.

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*

Yellow Rectangle: What was that evil laugh.

1x1x1x1: Well well well, what do we have here. Admins, huh. And now I'm taking away your admins once and for all.

Shadow the Hedgehog: What do you mean?! Let's hurry.

1x1x1x1: You're not going anywhere. *takes away their admins*

Leni Loud: *screams* Our admins.

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Too bad, loser! *continues laughing*

The Heroes are shocked by what 1x1x1x1 had said. Next scene cuts to Lori and Leni's room.

Shadow the Hedgehog: A warning shot, Bunnie?

Bunnie Rabbot: I'm not going to hurt you, unless I have to.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Looks like you have to. Our admins have been taken away by 1x1x1x1.

Lori Loud: What have we done?

Bunnie Rabbot: My friends and family were at New Mobotropolis, Shadow. Beauregard, Lulumae, General Armand, Antoine. Our admins are gone.

Lincoln Loud: It's our fault, Leni! He took away our admins and we should've stopped him when we had the chance this happened!

Leni Loud: We're so sorry, Lincoln!

Luna Loud: We've sent our bro one step closer to the edge!

Lola Loud: And now he wants to kill us!

Shadow the Hedgehog: You have the right to be angry, but I was wrong to doubt your efforts of stopping Scourge for what he did. It's not a blank check. And the Freedom Villains isn't a death squad.

Heroes engage into battle, with Shadow gaining victory.

Yellow Rectangle: Okay, Plan B. I understand your pain, but I was wrong. So is Sonic, SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln.

Luan Loud: I know that SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Sonic are annoyed by what we do, but they would never go that far!

Lisa Loud: *scratches my chin* I wonder what they meant by our parental units being unable to help. *opens the door and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Sonic walking out of his bedroom, then walks there quickly and quietly, then, to my shock, notices what looks like the heads of our admins, walks back to Lori and Leni's room looking pale*

Lynn Loud Jr: Well, Lisa?

Lisa Loud: *shivers in fright* Our parental units... They're gone...

All: *gasps*

Leni Loud: 1x1x1x1 took away our admins?!?

Lisa Loud: Afraid so.

Silver the Hedgehog: *picks myself up*

E-102 Gamma: *reactives myself*

Shadow the Hedgehog: You guys okay?

E-102 Gamma: We're fine.

Metal Sonic: *flies to the direction of G.U.N*

Silver the Hedgehog: We should hurry. Metal Sonic is with 1x1x1x1 already there, helping the Regime.

Yellow Rectangle: Let's do this!

Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs is at his desk, dressing each of his dollar bills in sleepwear. Each one is fitted with a lavender onesie and a matching cap. Mr. Krabs then proceeds to gather all of the bills in his arms and take them to his safe, where they all lay in their respective beds. He closes the safe and begins to walk away. All of the dollar bills fix to whine. Krabs turns back to the safe, punches in the combination, and opens.

Mr. Krabs: Oops! I almost forgot!

He flicks on a night light that projects stars on the ceiling of the safe. They all flip on their sides, sucking their thumbs. Mr. Krabs smiles and closes the safe once more. He turns around to see Spongebob and Patrick in his office.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay?

Krabs shuffles over to his desk.

Mr. Krabs: What do you guys want?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, we would like some advice?

Mr. Krabs: What do I look like, a consultant?

SpongeBob SquarePants: But it’s important! The Heroes and I bought a doll and it came to life.

Mr. Krabs: Awe, did you watch a scary movie? Your little nightmares coming to life. You poor things.

SpongeBob looks away to the window causing the Heroes to do the same. Mr. Krabs soon turns that way. 1x1x1x1 is standing at the window smiling with an admin, all of his yellow teeth rotten.

Krabs screams before hiding in his shell. Spongebob and the Heroes have laugh-out loud expressions of fear on their face.

Mr. Krabs: Leave! And don't come back until that doll is gone.

SpongeBob and the rest of Heroes' instincts tap in at the same time as they begin to run all the way to Sandy's. The boys enter, putting on fish bowls full of water on their head. They walk into Sandy conducting an experiment of some sort.

Lola Loud: NICE GOING, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy....*pants* you gotta help us.

Sandy Cheeks: What can I help you fellas with today?

Patrick Star: There is a doll chasing after us.

Sandy Cheeks: Hm? Really? Where is this doll you speak of?

Lisa Loud: Doll chasing you, Huh?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks up* Up there.

Sandy and Patrick slowly look up to the ceiling of the globe. 1x1x1x1's eyes flash red and the doll displays a menacing smirk. Sandy chuckles and returns to her experiment.

Sandy Cheeks: It takes me a little more than that to make me scared. We're scientists.

Lisa Loud: Yeah, we're scientists.

Lincoln Loud: Can you help us?

Sandy Cheeks: No can do, Linc! I don't deal with that type of stuff. Plus, I'm busy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well what is it for? Maybe that can help us.

Lisa Loud: It's a chemical compound for a shrink ray.. We doubt making the doll smaller would solve anything.

Lincoln Loud: Oh man! That would make it worse.

Sandy Cheeks: Now, we destroy 1x1x1x1 and take him to jail.

Scene cuts to Lori and Leni's room.

Lincoln Loud: *knocks on the door*

SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle: Please let us in!

Leni Loud: *offscreen* Come in.

SpongeBob, Lincoln, Yellow and Red walk in to see Leni using Clyde as a model.

Clyde McBride: Hey Lincoln!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Clyde!

Yellow Rectangle: Leni? When did you invite Clyde over? I haven't seen you with him since that one day.

Leni Loud: I needed a different model. Also, I moved Lori to a different room. Even I don't like it when Clyde lusts over her.

Clyde McBride: Lori?

Leni Loud: Hey! Less flirting, more keeping still!

Lincoln Loud: I don't get it Leni. Usually you use me as a model.

Leni Loud: *twiddles my index fingers* Well...

Scene cuts to Leni removing a blindfold from Lincoln.

Leni Loud: Tada!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, you're a genius!

Leni Loud: I am!

Lincoln looks at his reflection in shock, only to see him wear a rabbit suit.

Leni Loud: What do you think? I think it's totes adorbs!

Lincoln Loud: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

Next scene cuts to Leni's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.

Leni Loud: *smiles nervously* I just thought I would use a different model.

Lincoln Loud: Ok then... *leaves*

At the G.U.N HQ entrance, the Regime Soldiers were shocked by Shadow's Chaos Spears.

E-102 Gamma: So killing's wrong, but shocking people's more suitable.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Silver, check if anyone else is here. Gamma, scan the area.

Silver the Hedgehog: Got it!

E-102 Gamma: Yes, Shadow.

Amy Rose appears, breaking the gate entrance.

Amy Rose the Hedgehog: Here to help, Shadow?

Shadow the Hedgehog: Yes. To keep you, 1x1x1x1, and the Freedom Villains from making a horrible mistake.

Amy Rose the Hedgehog: None of us didn't want this to happen, but Scourge's actions prevented it. What happened to Maria changed you. What happened to Sally changed Sonic. What happen to New Mobotropolis changed all of us.

Shadow the Hedgehog: This "change" doesn't make us who we are.

Amy Rose the Hedgehog: Out of everyone on Mobius, I thought you would understand.

Despite understanding each other's pain, they battle, but Amy loses.

Shadow the Hedgehog: I need to know where he is, Amy. Tell me.

Amy Rose the Hedgehog: *holds in place by Silver's psychokinesis* Cell block C.

E-102 Gamma: We're sorry, Amy.

Yellow Rectangle: *cries* Our admins are gone now.

Red Rectangle: *cries* Yeah, mine too!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star and Lincoln Loud: *cries*

Amy the Hedgehog: Don't cry, you guys can't turn your backs on him. He needs you.

Silver the Hedgehog: That's why we came.

Rita Loud: Yeah, we're not gonna punish you guys.

Luna Loud: Yeah, our admins got taken away by 1x1x1x1.

Lincoln Loud: We have to get our admins back.

Inside of G.U.N, the prisoners are about to be executed when one of them steps out of line and grabs the guard's neck.

C00lkidd: I'm not letting you go, until you tell me what's going on!

1x1x1x1: Let him go.

All the Villains step out of 1x1x1x1's way.

1x1x1x1: Now!

Before 1x1x1x1 can do anything, the Heroes appear.

Sonic the Hedgehog: 1x1x1x1, don't you dare take away our admins.

Silver the Hedgehog: You're better than this, 1x1x1x1.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, our answer is "Bring it on"!

1x1x1x1: *looks at the guards* Three minutes. *sees the guards and the inmates leave the area, before looking back at the Heroes* These guys can't change. They're thieves. Thugs. Murders. Like Scourge. This battle won't end unless they're stopped.

Sonic the Hedgehog: *to 1x1x1x1* Yeah, what's your big deal?

Shadow the Hedgehog: By executing them? First Scourge, now this... When will this stop?

1x1x1x1: My big deal is no more pain and no more crime. Where people can live without fear. You wanted the same thing, Shadow.

Shadow the Hedgehog: I wanted to destroy the whole entire world and your HQ after what G.U.N. did to Maria. I could have. But that's not the life she would want for. That's not the time. Those supervillains would want me. What would C00lkidd think if you're doing this?

1x1x1x1: Don't you dare...

Before 1x1x1x1 could attack Silver and control Sonic, Shadow threw one of the control collars at 1x1x1x1's neck, weakening his powers.

Sonic the Hedgehog: *screams*

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*

E-102 Gamma: NO!!

Sonic the Hedgehog (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): *gets ticked off* I didn't like you as a friend, but we're not enemies!

Shadow the Hedgehog: That's why I have to stop you.

The former rivals engage into battle, but with 1x1x1x1's powers weakness, he was defeated.

Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm sorry, Sonic. *takes his Chaos Cuffs and walks towards Sonic*

Sonic the Hedgehog (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): Get away from me.

Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, 1x1x1x1 is controlling Sonic.

Clyde McBride: What are we gonna do now.

Lincoln Loud: I got an idea, we destroy 1x1x1x1.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah! *gasps* He's controlling Gamma too.

Fanbot and Gamma appear, carrying Flying Frog.

Fanbot the Robot: Look what Gamma has found...

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): Flying Frog. Psychopath. Tell me. How many mobians have you killed?

Flying Frog: A hundred twenty one.

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): 121. Huh... Sounds irredeemable to me.

Silver the Hedgehog: Gamma, don't do this...

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): Silver, I'm doing what needs to be done.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Gamma! Let him go!

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): No! You rather fight your friends than the real problem.

Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm warning you, G.U.N. drone.

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): G.U.N. drone?! They didn't train me! The Eggman Empire did.

Gamma crushes Flying Frog's neck, much to Silver's horror.

Flying Frog: Ow!

Yellow Rectangle: Dang it, Gamma! That's the line we shouldn't cross!

1x1x1x1: GET THEM!

Gamma does a boost-attack towards Shadow and pushes him.

E-102 Gamma (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): Then stay on your side, Shadow... I'll be on Sonic's.

Patrick Star: *screams*

Shadow was forced to fight Gamma while Silver was fighting Metal Sonic. After Shadow defeats Gamma.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Gamma... I never wanted this...

Gamma sees Silver struggling against Metal Sonic. Metal Sonic was choking Silver to death.

E-102 Gamma: Silver!! *shoots his beam at Metal Sonic... but hits Silver as well* No... Silver!! *runs to Silver's dead body* No....What have I done... I didn't mean to... I was trying to save him...

Despite being angry, Shadow tries to comfort Gamma.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Gamma... I know you didn't mean to... I didn't want this either...

E-102 Gamma: *stands up and looks at Shadow* You coward. We're at war with these animals. You think you're better than him? You let Scourge keep on zooming and killing. You couldn't save Sally, or Elias, or the Heroes!

1x1x1x1: What, they stopped controlling.

Sonic stands up and puts his hand on Gamma's shoulder.

Sonic the Hedgehog: It's okay, Gamma. Let's go.

E-102 Gamma: But the heroes...

Sonic the Hedgehog: Not today.

Gamma carries Sonic and flies out of G.U.N. HQ as Shadow picks up Silver's dead body and looks at Flying Frog's bleeding dead body.

1x1x1x1: *growls* CURSE THOSE HEROES AND I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Yellow Rectangle: We got admins back.

The Present Day.

Shadow the Hedgehog: It's been four since the Regime fell. Sonic is behind bars at Prison Island. Gamma, my own partner, is there with him. But remember why we put them there. We put the rest of the Regime members at the No Jail Zone. Stay vigilant.

Scene cuts to Squidward's House.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What should we do? Poke him with a stick? *reaches in his back pocket getting ready to poke Mr. Krabs with a stick*

Squidward Tentacles: *takes the stick and breaks it* No, you moron. Call the police, so we can take him to the hospital.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *fixes to reach for the phone near the desk*

Mr. Krabs: *jumps up, scaring SpongeBob, Squidward, Lincoln and Lori in the process* No extra medical bills on my watch!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, are you okay?

Mr. Krabs: How could I be when my okay when my safe is as dry as Squidward’s personality?

Squidward Tentacles: Hey--

Mr. Krabs: Someone or something has stolen from the Krusty Krab. We need someone to investigate. But I don’t need to spend any unnecessary cash.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey, Squidward and other heroes could investigate the case.

Squidward Tentacles: As if. *leaves the office*

Lori Loud: Twerp. *leaves the office as well*

Mr. Krabs: *scratches my chin in thought* What about that pink friend of yours? Pablo?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?

Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

Mr. Krabs: Do you think he can help you get the job done?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow, Red, Pink, Leni and I are best buds! We can do anything together.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Yeah, sure kid! I need you in this kid to investigate this case and learn who really stole me money.

Pink Rectangle: *hums*

SpongeBob SquarePants: But who is going to run the grill?

Lincoln Loud: I can help!

Mr. Krabs: We're slow on Sundays so I'll make sure any customer that comes in, get serviced. *pushes SpongeBob and Lincoln out of the restaurant* Now find that pink friend of yours and get investigating.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye aye, sir!

Pink Rectangle: I'm sorry, you got kicked out!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah!

Scene cuts to the Loud House.

Lily Loud: *walks in with a red substance on my mouth* Poo-Poo!

Lincoln Loud: *picks her up* See?

Patrick Star: Hey, guys!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait. Why is there blood over Lily's mouth?

Lincoln Loud: Lynn, it's not blood. It's jam.

Loud Sisters: Huh?

Shadow the Hedgehog: Hey, Gamma!

E-102 Gamma: Hey Shadow, 1x1x1x1 is gone.

Silver the Hedgehog: We did it, we have admins.

Fanbot the Robot: Yay!

Rouge the Bat: Piece of cake!

Lincoln Loud: All I did was gave Lily half of the last jam filled donut. I blended it into a liquid so she could drink it.

Sandy Cheeks: What?!

Lisa Loud: Then what's with their lifeless heads?

E-102 Gamma: Thanks for saving us! We're sorry guys!

Lincoln Loud: So we should apologize for having you scared over my homework.

Lori Loud: No, Lincoln. I'm the one who should be sorry.

Luna Loud: I'm sorry we gave you that impression, bro.

Lynn Loud Jr.: And sorry for the misunderstanding.

Leni Loud: And sorry we thought 1x1x1x1 was gonna take our admins away.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Heroes, it's fine. Normally, I would be annoyed by what you do, but I would never go THAT far. Now how about you give your brother a hug?

The Heroes do so. Scene cuts to the Krusty Krabs.

SpongeBob SquarePants: So, all of the customers that came in that day were Mr. Jenkins, Mr. and Mrs. James, Sally, Jeff, Larry, Sandy, You, David-

Patrick Star: Wait, what if the criminal did it at night. Doesn’t Mr. Krabs have some security cameras around here somewhere.

SpongeBob Squarepants: Patrick, you’re a genius. Mr. Krabs must’ve forgot about his security cams. He hardly ever has to check them.

All heroes: *rushes over to Mr. Krabs' office*

Mr. Krabs: Hey, heroes! Did you solve the case, yet?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Not yet, but soon! Do you remember what you did with the TV to the surveillance cameras?

Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, boy! That old thing is sitting in the storage room collecting dust.

SpongeBob runs out of the room, leaving these heroes alone, but quickly returns with a TV on a cart and a remote. He turns the TV on and rewinds it. Mrs. Puff’s figure is seen breaking into the Krusty Krab.

All: *gasps*

Pink Rectangle: The chime?

Leni Loud: Who did the crime?

Lincoln Loud: It was Mrs. Puff!

Patrick Star: *dramatically smacking his hands on my face* Oh no. It couldn’t have been.

Tails the Fox: Why Mrs. Puff?

Sonic the Hedgehog: Because she did the chime!

Lana Loud: Let's go check! *eats mud food*

Scene cuts to the Police arresting Mrs. Puff. The heroes standing outside her residence.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What drove you to do this to yourself?

Mrs. Puff: Being a boating school teacher doesn’t pay enough! I needed the extra money and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling sponge. *gets pushed down into the police car*

Patrick Star: I’m not a sponge! I’m Patrick!

Shadow the Hedgehog: We know what to do!

Silver the Hedgehog: Let's do this!

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*