The Best Girlfriend/transcript

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Episode Aired: November 10, 2018

Episode Copyrighted: 2018

This episode is rated TV-PG-DLV.

Episode starts with Rachel holding her ice cream.

Rachel Foxy: *holds my ice cream* Daddy. Daddy. Daddy, where are you?

1x1x1x1: *ruins Rachel's ice cream*

Rachel Foxy: My ice cream?!

1x1x1x1: *hits Rachel on the arm, gets angry* SHUT UP AND NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU! STOP SAYING DADDY YOU ANNOYING BRAT, I'M ANGRY, RACHEL! I'VE CREATED TO SHUT YOU UP, I WILL HIT THE STUPIDITY OUT OF YOU AND HACK YOU!

Rachel Foxy: *sniff, cries* WELL YOU'RE JUST A JERK THEN, YOU BIG, FAT, MONSTER, I'M GONNA GO TELL LENI!

1x1x1x1: What use are they gonna do? SpongeBob and Lincoln just made a big mistake like you. Leni is just a teenager that worries a lot, and you're just an horrid little girl that talks a lot, now scram.

Rachel Foxy: *kicks 1x1x1x1 on the leg* I hate you. You ruined my ice cream.

1x1x1x1: OWW, YOU IMBECILE, I HATE KIDS! I'LL HACK YOU! *runs away and evil laughs*

Yellow Rectangle: What has he done to your ice cream, Rachel?!

Leni Loud: Yellow, is that our girlfriend Rachel?!

Yellow Rectangle: Yes!

Leni Loud: *watches the girls* Why do you play, and run in halls? When I am trying to help you all, all I see is a room full of kids, bundles of joy, and...

Rachel Foxy: Leni!

Leni Loud: Ah, oh Rachel, what is it this time?

Rachel Foxy: 1x1x1x1 hurt me, and called us names!

Leni Loud: Maybe it's because you asked him to go see the girls.

Rachel Foxy: Of course, but I don't know the reason why I can't see her.

Leni Loud: Well, come to think of it, why does he won't let you go see her.

Rachel Foxy: Hey, I got an idea.

Leni Loud: What?

Rachel Foxy: Let's sneak inside there without 1x1x1x1 sees.

Leni Loud: HOW COULD YOU RACH, DO YOU WANT US TO GET BANNED!

Rachel Foxy: if it means 1x1x1x1 banning us and me having to see the last thing if his ban hammer then yes.

Leni Loud: Okay, fine, let's go.

Soon Rachel and Leni started to walk through the hallway and finally made it to the ice cream truck, Leni and Rachel looked all around, but there were no children to be seen.

Rachel Foxy: Where did the other children go?

Leni Loud: I don't know, but hey since they are not here, might as well just go.

Rachel Foxy: But 1x1x1x1 isn't watching.

Leni Loud: Rachel, tell me please, is this worth getting in trouble for, to just go see the super villains.

Rachel Foxy: Silly Leni, I'm sure she can't do harm.

Then Rachel started to walk towards Baby, finally she came to Baby and stopped in front of her, front and center.

Rachel Foxy: I wanted to come see your show too, I don't know why Daddy wouldn't let me come see you, you're wonderful!

Then suddenly the ice cream truck comes and stops at Rachel to get ice cream.

Rachel Foxy: *gasps* Ice cream, my favorite!

Rachel then grabs the ice cream and starts to eat it, then suddenly 1x1x1x1 runs to her, then she jumps back.

Rachel Foxy: Um, Leni?

Leni then saw what was gonna happen, then she ran towards Rachel.

Leni Loud: Rachel, look out!

Rachel Foxy: Leni?

1x1x1x1: *destroys ice cream truck with a ban hammer and tries to ban Rachel*

Then Rachel's ice cream falls on the floor.

A few minutes later, Leni and Rachel, without talking to each other and walk inside the house without knowing 1x1x1x1 was following them, then once Leni and Rachel walk into the room, they start to scream after what happened.

Leni Loud: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT, WHY DID 1X1X1X1 TRY TO BAN YOU?

Rachel Foxy: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GOTTA BE FOR SOME REASON FOR THAT, I MEAN IS THAT'S WHY HE DID NOT LET ME GO IN THERE

Leni Loud: WELL I THAT'S THE CASE, THEN WHY WAS IT IN THERE

1x1x1x1: Because it was supposed to be used to capture children.

Leni and Rachel looked behind themselves and saw 1x1x1x1 standing there with black skin and red glowing eyes with black pupil.

Rachel Foxy: How long were you standing there Daddy?

1x1x1x1: Ever since I've came back.

Leni Loud: Um...

1x1x1x1: Rachel, why did you go in there when I've simply said not to go inside.

Rachel Foxy: How did you know I was in there?

1x1x1x1: Oh I don't know, maybe it's because you saying the whole thing in here, or maybe it's because of one simple ice cream on the floor

Leni Loud: Oh no.

Rachel Foxy: Daddy, let me expla-

Then suddenly 1x1x1x1 hits Rachel in the arm pushing her away.

1x1x1x1: DON'T GET UP, AND STOP SAYING DADDY! I'M YOUR FATHER NOW AND I'M A HACKER! IF YOU DO I SWEAR I'LL-

Leni Loud: Leave Rachel alone!

1x1x1x1: SHUT UP, IF YOU COULD HAD STOP RACHEL FROM DOING THIS, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED, BUT YOU HAD BEEN A PAIN IN MY HEAD FOR FAR TO LONG! *pulls a ban hammer*

Leni Loud: What are you gonna do with that ban hammer, 1x1x1x1?!

1x1x1x1: What does it look like?

Leni Loud: Oh, wait 1x1x1x1, you don't have to-

1x1x1x1: *throws at Leni on the leg making her fall*

Leni Loud: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh no, Leni.

1x1x1x1: Oh yes, let me hear you scream louder.

Leni Loud: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US!

1x1x1x1: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHY LENI, SO JUST SHUT UP, AND I'LL JUST MAKE THIS QUICK!

Then Rachel pushes 1x1x1x1 on the bed, and goes in front of Leni trying to protect her.

Rachel Foxy: LEAVE LENI ALONE, 1x1x1x1!

1x1x1x1: OH YOU ARE JUST THE WORST, BUT DON'T WORRY, THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU STAND, AND NOT WHERE YOU LIVE, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE, AND NO WILL CARE!

Leni Loud: Rachel, I love you, and you were the best girlfriend I ever had!

Sandy Cheeks, Mrs. Puff and Karen Plankton: Gal pals! Yeah!

Rachel Foxy: Gal pals?

Lynn Loud Jr.: It's girls' night out.

Mrs. Puff: Oh, well. I guess.

Screen cuts to Leni and Rachel.

Leni Loud: *offers my right hand* Hand shake?

Rachel Foxy: *offers my left hand* Hand shake.

Leni Loud and Rachel Foxy: *hand shakes*

The slide transition scene changes to the girls drinking hot chocolate at the corner café at night.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *gives rest for the girl a toast of their friendship* Yeah!

Other girls: *sets whipped cream on our faces and sighs*

Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets whipped cream on my face as well*

But she sneezes onto their faces.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *licks the whipped cream rest for their faces* Woo!

Sandy Cheeks: Y'all are never gonna believe what I did this week. It's about as crazy as a mule with a top hat!

Mrs. Puff: Was it crazier than this?

Rachel Foxy: Yeah. *imitates Mr. Krabs* Money, money, money, money, money, money. *laughs*

Leni Loud: Sorry you day was tough, Rachel.

Lynn Loud Jr.: But my news will cheer your head off. I lived as a microscopic organism for a whole week!

Karen Plankton: That's great, Lynn, but I've lived with a microscopic organism for 26 years and wait until you hear what that pipsqueak did today. They leave their little telescope on the floor, *smacks Mrs. Puff by accident while talking* I rolled over it. It hurt like hell! And then, they get mad at me for breaking it. Doesn't even ask if my wheel's okay. *picks up my wheels to show that one of them is broken*

Mrs. Puff: *gets up* SpongeBob and Lincoln are the same way, Karen. After all these years of my trying to teach him how to drive, he doesn't know the first thing about a car! *pounds on the table* I'm going crazy!

Pearl Master Lox: Like heck yeah!

Rachel Foxy: *sobs* Okay!

Other girls: *cries our tears off*

Sandy Cheeks: Hey, hey, hey, hey. We're supposed to be having a good 'ol time, not a good 'ol cry.

Mrs. Puff: *sniffs and stops crying* I'm having a good time.

Carol Pingrey: *stops crying* Me too.

Karen Plankton: *stops crying* Me three.

The rest of the girls stop crying.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Look, guys. This is a girls night out. And I'm gonna make sure we have more fun than three rats in a pickle barrel!

All the girls: *joins hands with Lynn*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Gal pals unite!

All of the girls: Yeah!

Karen Plankton: *my screen shows "Gal Pals" on it* Gal pals!

Slide transition to Master Lox's Lair. Sandy, the girls are hiding in the dumpster.

Carol Pingrey: So, let me get this straight. Pranking Master Lox and Plankton will make me feel better?

Pearl Master Lox: Yeah!

Sandy Cheeks: You bet your sweet software it will.

Rachel Foxy: Now let's get pranking.

Leni Loud: Totes yeah.

Other girls: *dresses up in a poorly made costume of Mr. Krabs*

They come out of the dumpster, but the costume is making them lose their balance.

Karen Plankton: *places the costume's head on them, takes out my microphone and imitates Mr. Krabs via microphone* Money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

Other girls: *steps up to the front door*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Ready? *throws a little rock* Yah!

The little rock bangs on the window.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *throws an another little rock*

Another rock bangs on the window.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *throws a big rock*

The big rock smashes through the window and hits Master Lox and Plankton.

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Ouch! *peaks out the window and sees the girls in their disguise*

Plankton: Krabs?! If I wasn't on probation, I'd call the cops!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah!

Karen Plankton: *imitates Mr. Krabs via microphone* Plank-ter-ren, me old nemesis-ser!

Other girls: *our balloon eye on our disguise deflates, then quickly fixes it*

Karen Plankton: *keeps imitating Mr. Krabs via microphone* I've got good news-erer: I'm leaving town and going back into the "Navery," so I'm giving you me secret formuler-er-rer!

The disguise's arm falls off.

Plankton: What?

Lord Master Lox: How do we know this isn't a trap-erer? Ah! You got us doing it!

Karen Plankton: *imitates Mr. Krabs via microphone* It's a going away gift-erer.

Other girls: *falls backwards and almost expose ourselves*

Karen Plankton: *slaps myself in embarrassment, then imitates Mr. Krabs via microphone* I'll get me formuler-er out of me safe-er-er-er and meet you at the Krusty Krab-er-er-er.

Plankton's thought cloud shows Mr. Krabs giving Plankton the secret formula.

Plankton: I'll meet you there, Eugene honey! *blow kisses* Kiss!

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *giggles*

Rachel Foxy: I think he bought it.

Karen Plankton: Psst! Come on!

Other girls: Whoa-whoa! Wa-whoa! Whoa! *falls in the dumpster*

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *comes out of Master Lox's Lair, then hums happily*

All the girls: *giggles*

As Plankton enters the Krusty Krab.

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: We're here! *hums as heads to the office where the formula is*

Just then, the alarm goes off and the real Mr. Krabs arrives.

Mr. Krabs: Master Lox and Plankton! You've interrupted me beauty sleep!

Plankton: Hey, Eugene. I'll just take the secret formuler-erer heh and be on my way.

Lord Master Lox: Yeah, do it what Plankton says.

Mr. Krabs: *pulls out a cannon* Over my dead body!

Plankton: *pulls out a ray gun* Whatever you say, Welcher!

Lord Master Lox: *pulls out an in store* Yeah, idiot!

Mr. Krabs, Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *begins a brawl inside the Krusty Krab*

All the girls: *laughs together*

Karen Plankton: Y'know, you're right, guys. I do feel so much better! *shows the word "Gal Pals" on my screen*

All the girls: Gal pals!

Mr. Krabs: *blasts Master and Plankton out of the Krusty Krab and sends them flying off into the distance*

Slide transition to the girls outside of SpongeBob's House.

Carol Pingrey: I'm not so sure about pranking SpongeBob and Lincoln. They can't help it, they're insufferable.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Nobody likes a good prank more than SpongeBob and Lincoln.

Mrs. Puff: Mm. Okay. *takes out a ruler and unlocks the door*

Other girls: *sneak into SpongeBob's house*

Karen Plankton: *stands outside as a look-out*

All the girls: *comes back out with SpongeBob sleeping on his bed's mattress*

SpongeBob slides off the mattress and continues sleeping.

Lynn then quietly slips a helmet on his head.

Lincoln Loud: Hey guys. Is SpongeBob sleeping?

Leni Loud: He is sleeping, Linky.

Lincoln Loud: Good.

Slide transition to 1x1x1x1's HQ, The girls, SpongeBob and Lincoln are at the computer room.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *wakes up* Huh?!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Now, it's our chance!

Mrs. Puff: Okay, I'll tell them! SpongeBob! Lincoln! *sees 1x1x1x1 and screams* Guys, what's going on?

Rachel Foxy: *sobs* It's him! It's 1x1x1x1!

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Well, well, well, it isn't SpongeBob and Lincoln! I have a ban hammer!

Lincoln Loud: 1x1x1x1, what are we gonna do with that?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Please, don't hurt us!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*

1x1x1x1: What are you gonna do about it?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that a ban hammer?

1x1x1x1: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* Yeah, I'm capturing you both. *evil laughs*

Lincoln Loud: 1x1x1x1, don't do this!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!

1x1x1x1: Too bad for both of you!

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs and breaks the glass with a ban hammer*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Poor SpongeBob and Lincoln. This is all my fault.

Rachel Foxy: I'm sorry, Leni. This is all my fault.

Leni Loud: Guys, don't say that.

Karen Plankton: Sorry.

Leni Loud: Guys, we have to save Spongy and Linky.

Rachel Foxy: Okay.

Slide transition to 1x1x1x1 taking SpongeBob and Lincoln.

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Help!

1x1x1x1: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* It's time to ban you once and for all.

Rachel Foxy: *offscreen, angrily, to 1x1x1x1* HEY, LET THEM GO!

1x1x1x1: Oh shut up and keep still.

Rachel Foxy: *saves SpongeBob and Lincoln*

Lincoln Loud: Rachel, you saved us.

Rachel Foxy: SpongeBob, Lincoln, you two are free to go.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Yay! *leaves*

Then one of the family members walks in to see what is going on. He was named Stephen. 1x1x1x1 had turned around towards him.

1x1x1x1: OH UM.... C00lkidd, what are you doing her-

C00lkidd: How dare you, what were you about to do to Rachel and Leni with that ban hammer.

1x1x1x1: Oh, why nothing, I was just, um...

Rachel Foxy: HE TRY TO BAN ME AND LENI JUST FOR GOING TO ICE CREAM TRUCK FOR SOME REASON HE TRIED TO BAN ME AND DESTROYED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!

C00lkidd: Jeez, for a father who know's how to build robots, you are liar, but yet a murderer, also dad, I swear, if you dear try to hurt them, I will first of all, tell Mom the whole thing that Rachel explain, and don't think, that just because I am not your son, does not mean that I can be fooled to easily.

1x1x1x1: Now hold on just a second, I was just teaching them a lesson.

C00lkidd: WHAT LESSON WILL, WHAT LESSON HAS TO LEAD UP WITH WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW!

A few minutes later while this was all happening, a white car arrived at the house, Ms. Foxy walks out of the car after 6 days at Brooklyn complainingly to some producers making a show about her and her family's life, then walked to the door, she was about to open the door till she hears Stephen yelling, then she unlocked the door and slams it open

Ms. Foxy: *slams the door open* What's going on here?

Stephen Foxy: MY GOSH, MOM.

1x1x1x1: OH UM, HONEY I— *gives Leni and Rachel a death glare* I was just getting the ban hammer out of their hand, just a little something that they were playing with, I was just taking this out of they're hand and—

Leni Loud: HE WAS GONNA USE THAT BAN HAMMER TO BAN US, HE'S A LIAR!

Then Leni closed her mouth, covering them with both his hands, 1x1x1x1 expression was blank, then he turned to Leni with an angry expression, almost looking like she was gonna go choke her.

Ms. Foxy took off one of her shoes to hit 1x1x1x1 just in case.

1x1x1x1: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!

Then 1x1x1x1 started to charge at Leni, Leni looked shocked and sits down in fear and close her eyes, then Ms. Foxy throw's the shoe at 1x1x1x1, knocking 1x1x1x1 unconscious

Ms. Foxy looks around and sees that Rachel was bruised and hurt by 1x1x1x1 everytime she did something wrong, then looked at 1x1x1x1 with a mad and depressed looking face, filling like she was always lied to.

Ms. Foxy: Why are you doing these things 1x1x1x1.

Then 1x1x1x1 struggles to get up.

Ms. Foxy: FIRST STEPHEN, THEN RACHEL FROM A LONG TIME AGO, AND FINALLY LENI, YOU ALWAYS HAD TO BE SO ABUSIVE TO OUR OWN CHILDREN FOR GOSH SAKE, RACHEL THAT ONE TIME WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU PROUD BY TRYING TO MAKE A BON BON, AND LENI WAS TRYING TO PROVE HERSELF BRAVE TO YOU ONCE, SO THAT SHE WON'T LOOK LIKE A FAILURE, AND STEPHEN, EVEN THO HE'S ADOPTED, AT LEAST HE THE WAY HE IS NOW AND NOT A BULLY LIKE SOME TEENAGER'S THESE DAYS, SO CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY TO BE MORE FARTHERING TO YOUR CHILDREN FOR ONCE, 1X1X1X1!

1x1x1x1: Rachel, when I get my hands on you, I will—

Robert Foxy: *hits 1x1x1x1 hard*

1x1x1x1: Ouch! *faints*

Then Robert finally got up in front of Ms. Foxy, then he started to walk towards her, Ms. Foxy grabs a ban hammer and was about to ban him until Robert hugged her, then she stopped.

Robert Foxy: I'm sorry, I never knew they were trying to make me proud, I was just blinded by my work and effort that I've never paid any attention to my own children, to the point where I started to yell at them, and pushed them away, I promise I will be a better farther, I love you.

Ms. Foxy then hugs Robert, then kisses him on the cheek.

Ms. Foxy: There's the hacker I know and love.

Then Robert turns to Rachel, Leni, and Stephen.

Mrs. Puff: Robert, we're sorry.

Carol Pingrey and Lynn Loud Jr.: That's okay/Yeah!

Robert Foxy: I'm sorry that I hurt you, and I'm sorry that I was never there for, can you please forgive me.

The Children all stood silent and still, but Rachel runs up and hugs him.

Rachel Foxy: I love you Daddy, I promise I will never ignore what you warn me about again.

Then Leni hugs him along with Rachel.

Leni Loud: I love you, I promise I'll try to make you happy.

Robert Foxy: *laughs* You don't have to make me happy girlfriend, I should be the one making you happy.

Then Stephen, only taking a few seconds, decided to hug Robert as well, but without saying anything.

Then Ms. Foxy hugs the rest as well.

Robert Foxy: Now we can all be a proud family, I promise that.

Rachel Foxy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR LIVING WITH MR. KRABS NOW, LENI!

Leni Loud: Rachel, I know this has got to be the most stupid decisions I've ever made, but I kinda don't fill safe around here anymore.

Rachel Foxy: Oh, I know what you mean but, all the bad stuff is behind us now and I am still afraid that the hacker will probably try to hurt me if he was out of control.

Leni Loud: Rachel, it's ok, he's a better dad now, he can't hurt us anymore, besides he didn't even have his fingers crossed, besides you have Stephen with you.

Rachel Foxy: Ok, I'll try to stay positive and keep calm.

Leni Loud: Thanks Rachel, I love you!

Rachel Foxy: I love you too, Leni!

Slide transition, Rachel handed Leni a note.

Leni Loud: Ok Rach, I'll make sure.

Rachel Foxy: Thanks Leni.

Leni Loud: Bye.

Ms. Foxy: Goodbye, daughter.

Stephen Foxy: See ya, little sis.

Rachel Foxy: Stay safe.

Leni Loud: Am I really making the right choice? Am I really leaving my family for what had happened years ago?

The girls came back and rested down on the sofa and floor and turned on the TV and it was The Dream Boat.

Sandy Cheeks: That was so much fun.

Carol Pingrey: That was probably the most fun we've had in a long time.

Mrs. Puff: Our night was pretty eventful.

Carol told them what went down.

The scene changes to Sandy's treedome where the girls are seen as amoebas.

Pearl Master Lox: *laughs*

Karen Plankton: *laughs* Good one.

Carol Pingrey: This was a great idea, Lynn.

Mrs. Puff: Yeah, what a nice place to relax. Rachel?

Rachel Foxy: I wanna be friends!

Leni Loud: Yeah, we're totes best girlfriends!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Woo, touchdown.

The girls drink their hot chocolate and get whipped cream on their faces. They like the whipped cream and sigh. All of a sudden, SpongeBob and Lincoln comes in as an amoeba.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Vroom, vroom! Honk, honk! Beep, beep! Oh, look at me, Mrs. Puff! I'm driving! *laughs*

Lincoln Loud: Woo woo! I'm riding with you, SpongeBob.

Then Master Lox, Plankton and Mr. Krabs come in as amoebas continuing their brawl over the Krabby Patty secret formula.

All the girls: *sighs* Men.

Karen Plankton: *shows my screen "Gal Pals" on it through the microscope lens*

All the girls: Gal pals!

It says "THE END". Episode ends.