Rude Teamwork/transcript

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Episode Aired: February 21, 2009

Episode Copyrighted: 2008

This episode is rated TV-PG-L.

Episode starts with Master Lox, Plankton, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn bust into the Krusty Krab. Hater is playing with Captain Tim.

Lord Master Lox: MR. KRABS!!!

Plankton: Krabs!!! It's that time of the month!!!!!!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton, how many times do I have to tell you? You're a guy!

Plankton: Wrong time of the month!!!

Lord Master Lox: You imbecile!

Mr. Rude: Get out of the restaurant!

Mr. Stubborn: No, I'll tell you what fungus?!

Mr. Krabs: The time where you come to take the Krabby Patty secret formula?

Lord Master Lox: You guessed it! *presses a control button, which launches a rocket at Mr. Krabs*

Mr. Krabs: *steps out of the way*

The rocket crashes into a secret safe, which destroys the secret formula.

Plankton: Whoops....guess you didn't think that through, Master Lox.

Lord Master Lox: Sorry.

Lord Hater: Who's a good boy? Yes you are Captain Tim!!

Captain Tim jumps onto Hater in a "playful" manner, when all of a sudden Captain Tim runs off.

Lord Hater: Captain Tim? Captain Tim! Where are you going, boy?

Lord Master Lox: Captain Tim?

At that time, Peepers and Grounder come in.

Grounder: Good Morning, Hater.

Lord Hater: Hey Grounder. I'll tell ya.

Commander Peepers: Sir. I'm afraid Mr. Krabs is trying to get Plankton.

Lord Hater: What?!?

Mr. Krabs: *laughs* Arg! Arg! Arg! Arg! Nice goin', Master Lox and Plankton!

Plankton: This isn't a win for you either, Krabs! Your formula is history!!!

Mr. Krabs: Nonsense, Plankton. I've got it all up here! *points to my head*

Plankton: Your intestines?

Mr. Krabs: No, here! *points to my head*

Plankton: Your kidney stone?

Mr. Krabs: No, here!!!! *points to his head*

Plankton: Your bladder?

Lord Master Lox: This is different! Just get with the program, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, for Neptune's sake, get out!

Scratch: IF YOU DO, GET OUT!

Plankton, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn and Grounder: Yeah!

Scene cuts outside at The Loud House.

Dr. Robotnik: What are you morons doing here?!

Scratch: We came to steal the formula.

Grounder: But, it's destroyed.

Dr. Robotnik: No excuses! Now get out there and do it!

Lynn Loud Sr.: Kids Living Room.

Lord Master Lox: They're in the living room. Villains, go inside.

Grounder: Okay.

Scratch and other villains and the heroes just look at him.

Scratch: Why?

Lynn Loud Sr.: Your mom is having a baby.

Scratch: Wait.

Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts: What.

French Narrator: Meanwhile, with that moment.

After one what moment.

Sylvia: *looks around* What is this place?

Wander: I don't know Syl.

Luna Loud: You say this every time mom expects another child.

Leni Loud: I will love our newest family, we can be loud 12.

Patrick Star: Hey loud 12.

Leni Loud: Patrick, what are you doing here?

Patrick Star: Going upstairs.

Leni Loud: Oh.

Grounder: What.

Scratch: There are 11 of you.

Grounder: Did you start from 0?

Leni Loud: Yes.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Of course.

Sylvia: I don't know too... But we need to have all our items, just in case! Wander, do you have the orbble juice?

Wander: Of course Sylvia! It's right he... *stops my sentence, because it turns out that all the orbble juice spilled out* Oh no…

Sylvia: Oh My Grop! What? Why? How?

Wander: Sylvia... Don't panic…

Sylvia: Don't panic? Don't panic!?! Wander, we are stranded on a unknown planet, we don't know if the residents of this planet are friendly, we don't even know if this planet has any society! Any you expect me to not panic!?!

Wander: I know it's very hard not to be disappointed in this situation... But look on the bright side! At least we get to explore a new planet, maybe even a new galaxy!

Sylvia: *takes a deep breath* Okay. Wander, here's the plan. We explore this planet, while we try to find some orbble juice. Got it?

Wander: Got it, Syl!

At Lincoln's Room.

Scratch: I call this Meeting about the new baby.

Lori Loud: Hey, I call the meeting.

Squidward Tentacles: It was the artist, see.

Sonic and Tails eyes glow blue and yellow. Lori backs up and back into her room.

Scratch: Anyways the gender.

Lincoln Loud: I always want a brother.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye aye captain!

Sonic the Hedgehog: What are the odds of a baby brother?

Coconuts: Sonic's right it's a 50/50 split.

Yellow Rectangle: Uh, maybe a girl again.

Lincoln Loud: I gotta stop this.

Mr. Bump: Hmm. He works at the Krusty Krab. Something about.

Lincoln Loud: You don't remember how he works at the Krusty Krab, do you, Mr. Bump?

Mr. Bump: I do! I do! It's the same one back at the Phoenix!

Tails the Fox: Can't remember what your dads are and the birth may go wrong.

Lincoln Loud: Oh right.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.

Scratch: Sorry, guys.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Meeting dismissed.

Time card reading "15 Minutes Later"

French Narrator: 15 minutes later.

Mr. Stubborn: Well that didn't go well.

Mr. Rude: But I have a light bulb. *takes out a light bulb*

Mr. Stubborn: Then give it to me!

Mr. Rude: *angrily* NO, THAT'S MY LIGHT BULB!

Mr. Stubborn: *angrily* WELL YOU COULD GIVE IT UP TO ME!

Mr. Rude: *angrily* BUT I'M FROM THE MR. MEN SHOW, SO I GET TO DO MY JOB!

Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn start fighting, but a raccoon comes over, and steals the light bulb.

Mr. Rude: *angrily* HEY, YOU FURRY THING! GET BACK HERE WITH MY LIGHT BULB, IDIOT! *starts chasing after the raccoon*

Time card reading "1 Hour Later"

French Narrator: 1 hour later.

An hour later... Mr. Rude comes back, but has no hot dog. Mr. Rude glares at Mr. Stubborn and they start fighting each other again so as Master Lox and Plankton.

Pearl Master Lox: So, what's going on?

Karen Plankton: Another failed attempt at stealing the Krabby Patty formula?

Plankton: Shut up, you worthless computer!

Karen Plankton: I'm not a computer, I'm your wife!

Pearl Master Lox: I'm not a skeleton!

Plankton: KAREN, YOU ARE A COMPUTER AND PEARL, YOU ARE A SKELETON, SO SHUT UP AND MAKE US DINNER!!!!!!

Lord Master Lox: THEY'RE FIGHTING EACH OTHER!!!

Scratch: YEAH, I'M STUPID THAN THEY ARE!

Grounder: NO, I AM!

Time card reading "30 Minutes Later"

French Narrator: 30 minutes later.

Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn are sleeping in the trash cans.

Time card reading "A Few Days Later"

French Narrator: A few days later.

A few days later, at The Hospital.

Squidward Tentacles: Well, the Daisy Town Dandelions have defeated us once again.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, it is!

Yellow Rectangle: Deal!

Rita was in labor and delivering her child.

Lincoln Loud: Lola.

Lola Loud: Yes, Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Do you think I'm a bad brother?

Lola Loud: *to Lincoln* YES, YOU ARE.

Squidward Tentacles: *to Lincoln* YEAH, YOU ARE A BAD BROTHER.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *to Squidward and Lola* Stop! He’s not a bad brother, you are a bad sister!

Yellow Rectangle: *to Squidward and Lola* Yeah, leave him alone!

Shadow just stares at Squidward and Lola until they are silent.

Mr. Bump: Anyways Lincoln you're not a bad brother your family still love you and the new baby.

Little Miss Helpful: SpongeBob and Lincoln, having more sisters won't be that bad.

Lincoln Loud: You think so?

Little Miss Helpful: No.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You're not helping.

Little Miss Helpful: I'm not trying help.

Lynn Loud Sr.: The most important thing is your mom needs peace and relative silence, otherwise the birth may go wrong.

Patrick Star: I wanna eat someone's face!

Red Rectangle: Yeah!

SpongeBob SquarePants: True.

Leni Loud: Where is he anyway?

Squidward Tentacles: Probably filing a lawsuit against the opposing team.

Nurse May: The baby is here.

Leni Loud: Yay.

Luna Loud: Awesome.

Nurse May: Your parents wanted Lincoln to go first.

Lincoln Loud: Okay can I bring Mr. Bump?

Nurse May: Okay.

Builderman: If those villains, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn would've focused on playing basketball, rather than killing each other, we could've still won the game!

Mr. Rude: NOW, A LIGHT BULB GETS BROKEN!

Mr. Stubborn: I AM DOING MY JOB!

Mr. Krabs: AND I GET PESTERED BY THAT LOWER LIFEFORM OF A SEA FUNGUS!

Plankton: WHO YOU CALLIN' FUNGUS? *pulls down Krabs' pants, revealing fungus all over his lower areas*

The villains team screams.

Mr. Krabs: *pulls up his pants* YOU'RE DEAD, MASTER LOX AND PLANKTON! *stomps on Plankton*

Lord Master Lox: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing?!

Plankton: AH!!! KISS MY BARNACLE, KRABS!!!!

Lord Hater: TAKE THAT MR. KRABS!!!!

Commander Peepers: YEAH!!!!

Scratch: I BLAME YOU FOR ALL!

Grounder: YEAH, BLAME YOU!

Builderman: TEAM VILLAINS! ENOUGH!!!!

The villains grew silent.

Builderman: Ever since the first game of the season, you guys have been fighting!

Mr. Rude: BECAUSE WE HATE EACH OTHER.

Mr. Stubborn: AND WANNA KILL EACH OTHER AND THOSE VILLAINS.

Builderman: You can kill each other on your own time. When you're playing basketball, you need to work together.

Mr. Krabs: Pfff! As if!!! I would never work with that tiny piece of garbage!

Plankton: YOUR MOM'S A TINY PIECE OF GARBAGE!

Lord Master Lox: AND YOUR MOM'S AN IDIOT!

Mr. Krabs: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MOM! *stomps on Plankton*

Mr. Rude: *to Mr. Stubborn* YOU WILL PAY WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Mr. Stubborn: *to Mr. Rude* NO, YOU WILL PAY WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Lord Hater: YOU IMBECILES!

Commander Peepers: NO!

Scratch and Grounder: *points at each other* HE DID IT ON PURPOSE!

Coconuts: *points at Scratch and Grounder* YEAH, THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE!

Dr. Robotnik: ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!

Builderman: See what I mean, you guys? The tournament is in less than a month, and you're more focused on fighting than winning the basketball games.

Mr. Krabs: Sorry, Builderman.

Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Scratch, Grounder, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn: *to Mr. Krabs, points at each other* IT WAS HIS IDEA!

Lord Master Lox: We really should have teamwork.

Plankton: Yeah, we really should try to work harder.

Builderman: I'm gonna teach you guys a little something called-

SpongeBob SquarePants: Teamwork!

The word "Teamwork" appears in the air.

Wander: Hey, Hatey.

Builderman: No, punishment.

The word "Punishment" appears in the air.

Mr. Krabs: What are you gonna do?

Plankton: Hang us upside down by our toenails?

Lord Master Lox: *sighs*

Grounder: Hey, I have 2 toes, I mean 4 toes.

Builderman: Worse.

Mr. Krabs: Feed us to the pelicans?

Lord Hater: And toaster?

Builderman: Even worse.

Mr. Krabs: Oh no....you don't mean.........make us KISS????

Lord Master Lox: That ain't no good at all!

Builderman: What? No! I'm locking for all of you alone in the gym all night.

Plankton: Noooooo!!!!!!! We'll have to repopulate the gym!!!!!!!!

Mr. Rude: What, not the gym!

Lord Master Lox: Oh my goodness, this is all the worst nightmare!

The villains imagine a vision of him and Mr. Krabs, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn are sitting in the gym, with thousands of crab/two Mr. Mens/villains babies crying and crawling around the gym.

Mr. Krabs: Noooo!!!! That's a nightmare!

Dr. Robotnik: MORONS!!!

Builderman: Good luck! Cuz you guys are staying here all day and all night!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Plankton!

Wander: Bye Hatey!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Bye Dr. Robotnik! Bye Scratch! Bye Grounder! Bye Coconuts!

Mr. Bump: Bye Mr. Rude! Bye Mr. Stubborn!

UB from UB Funkeys: Bye Master Lox!

Yellow Rectangle: Hey!

Squidward Tentacles: I don't care.

Lori Loud: Yeah, way to go twerp.

Mr. Tickle: Did somebody say tickle?! *tickles Lori*

Lori Loud: *punches Mr. Tickle* YOU LITERALLY NEED TO STOP TICKING ME.

Mr. Tickle: But, you punched me.

Lori Loud: I LITERALLY DON'T CARE.

They exit. Builderman locks the door behind him.

Grounder: What happened?

Mr. Rude: Why is it so dark?

Mr. Krabs: Wanna start populating?

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Ummmmm, no.

Mr. Krabs: Good! Cuz that's crazy! I didn't want to either.

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Good.

Mr. Krabs: So, we'll be here for at least 24 hours. What do you wanna do?

Lord Hater: WE WANT TO GET OUT NOW!

Lord Master Lox: I wanna get out of here! We're calling our wife to come bust us out of here!

Scene cuts to Karen and Pearl sitting in the Chum Bucket.

Karen Plankton: My life is so boring.

Pearl Master Lox: Yeah, mine too.

The phone rings.

Karen Plankton: *answers* Chum Bucket residents.

Plankton: Karen! Baby! It's me, Plankton! Builderman locked us in the gym with Krabs, and those guys! It's horrible!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah, we need you to come down and here and get us!

Karen Plankton: Oh.....tee-hee......I can't, because, uh....it's that time of the month.

Plankton: You're a computer, Karen!!!!!

Lord Master Lox: And we're skeletons, Pearl!!!!!

Karen Plankton: Oops, we appear to be breaking up. *hangs up*

Plankton: Barnacles!

Lord Master Lox: Dang it!

Mr. Rude: Grounder!

Grounder: Gee, thanks!

Mr. Krabs: Well, I could just call MY girlfriend.

Plankton: That'll never work! …....but go ahead and do it, please.

Lord Master Lox: Good boy, Captain Tim.

Captain Tim: *growls*

Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Lincoln enter the room. They saw Lynn Sr. putting ice on his hand and Rita holding the baby.

Lincoln Loud: Hi Mom and Dad.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Loud.

Rita Loud: Hi Boys.

Lincoln Loud: Let me see my new baby sister, I can take it.

Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud: A girl.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Why would you think we're having another girl?

Lincoln Loud: Coconuts said it's a 50/50 split and the odds it's not going to happen. *goes back to my seat*

Lynn Loud Sr.: I was going to say we have twins, a girl and a boy.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.

Scene cuts to Lord Hater.

Lord Hater: Stupid car buttons!! Where is the flight button!?!

Mr. Krabs: There is no "flight button"!

Lord Hater: Lies, Mr. Krabs! You are lying!!

Mr. Krabs: Okay! I'm trying to explain to you!

Wander: Guys! We need to stop arguing and solve it out.

Mr. Krabs: That's what I'm trying to do!

SpongeBob SquarePants: So Hater, you have to listen to Mr. Krabs.

Lord Hater: *goes crazy* I don't need to be told what to do!! *accidentally turns on the radio which play heavy metal*

Mr. Stubborn: GIVE ME THAT WHEEL!

Mr. Rude: NO, I HAD IT FIRST!

Scratch and Grounder: IT WAS HIM!

Dr. Robotnik: *growls*

Commander Peepers: Sir! Sir! Siiirrr!!

Heroes: *together* I have a bad feeling about this.

The car is driving on the Brooklyn Bridge. The car drives of the Brooklyn Bridge and right into the East River, damaging itself. The heroes get out of the car.

Heroes: *together* Note to yourself: Never let the foolish dorks drive a car.

Mrs. Puff is sitting in a hot tub.

Mrs. Puff: *answers her phone* Hello?

Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff! Darling! Could ya come down here to the Bikini Bottom Gym? I'm kinda locked in here.

Mrs. Puff: I would, but I'm naked in a hot tub.

Mr. Krabs: Even better! Come on down! Heh-heh!

Mrs. Puff: *gets annoyed* Besides, it's 8 am. Aren't you at basketball practice? You're supposed to be in the gym. Nice try! *hangs up*

Mr. Krabs: *sighs*

Plankton: Any luck?

Mr. Krabs: What do you think?

Lord Master Lox: Well we wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you!

Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?

Lord Master Lox: This is your fault, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: I tried to help you!

Lord Hater: AND NOW TIM-TIM IS GONE!

Lord Master Lox: AND YOU RUINED IT!

Mr. Rude, Mr. Stubborn, Grounder and Scratch: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, MR. KRABS!

Plankton: YOU WANNA GO?

They begin to attack each other.

Leni Loud: *comes out of the storage closet*

Mr. Krabs: Leni? What are you doing in here?

Leni Loud: I came out of the closet!

Lord Master Lox: Hey, you called me, lair.

Plankton: Don't say it like that, please.

Leni Loud: But I-

Lord Master Lox: Just don't.

Mr. Krabs: Why were you in the closet?

Leni Loud: I wanted to eat the cleanup supplies.

Plankton: We thought you left with the others.

Leni Loud: Nope. Been here the whole time!

Mr. Krabs: Well, yer stuck here for a while!

Leni Loud: So, you guys populated the gym yet?

Mr. Krabs: Grrr, that won't be necessary, Leni!

Leni Loud: Dang it!

Lord Hater: Does it feel like the ground is rumbling?

Plankton: Hey, I feel it too!

Lord Master Lox: Hey, look

A train breaks through the gym and tumbles over Leni.

Leni Loud: *gets flatted* Ow.

Lord Master Lox, Dr. Robotnik, Grounder, Scratch, Coconuts, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn: *runs outside*

Mr. Krabs: You did it, Leni! You freed us!

Leni Loud: Yay! *claps my hands*

Mr. Krabs: I STILL HATE YOU! THIS IS ON YOU, PLANKTON!

Plankton: SAME FOR YOU, OLD FRIEND.

Lord Master Lox: I HATE YOU, MR. KRABS EVEN MORE!

Mr. Rude: CAPTAIN TIM IS GONE, AND YOU'LL PAY! I HATE YOU MR. STUBBORN!

Mr. Stubborn: I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!

Scratch: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, GROUNDER!

Grounder: YEAH, SAME AS YOU, DR. ROBOTNIK HATES US!

Lord Hater and Commander Peepers: *to each other* WE'RE GONNA FIGHT EACH OTHER!

Lord Master Lox, Grounder, Scratch, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn: *fights each other*

Larry the Lobster suddenly appears before them. He has an army of policemen with handcuffs.

Larry the Lobster: Wahahahahh! Surrender, Krabs! You too, Plankton and all of you!

Mr. Krabs: The hell? What are you doing?

Larry the Lobster: Well, I tried suing the other team. Didn't work. I tried suing the referee. Didn't work. I tried suing the president. Didn't work. So, I just offered these policemen $500,000,000 if they agreed to help me take over the city!

Lord Master Lox: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Police Officer: Put your hands up!

Commander Peepers: Yes sir!

Mr. Krabs: Larry, you don't even have $500,000,000!

Mr. Rude: Well, I spent lot of money!

Mr. Stubborn: YEAH, HE'S WASTING MY TIME!

Larry the Lobster: They don't need to know that!

Lord Hater: Dude, you're twisted.

Larry the Lobster: Officers, arrest them!

Lord Master Lox: What, we're under arrest?!

Larry the Lobster: Sorry, you guys have the right to main silent.

Builderman: AND PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF YOU!

Captain Tim: *growls*

Mr. Krabs: Heh-heh......now I remember.

Builderman: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS TRIED TO ESCAPE THE GYM!

Plankton: *gulps*

Scene cuts to Lord Master Lox, Dr. Robotnik, Grounder, Scratch, Coconuts, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn in jail their toenails.

Mr. Krabs: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plankton: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Master Lox: I can't believe this, we're stuck here in jail.

Dr. Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Builderman: All of you man up! That's how to punish me!

Lord Master Lox, Dr. Robotnik, Grounder, Scratch, Coconuts, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn: *SCREAMS*

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*