OK Lisa and Dendy Loud/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: March 6, 2010

Episode Copyrighted: 2009

This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.

* Episode starts*

The episode begins with a shot of Lisa walking towards Royal Woods Elementary School.

Lisa Loud: Today, I am going to have a visit with my friend Dendy. *enters Royal Woods Elementary School*

The school bell rings.

Lisa Loud: First, I enter the school, then, she approaches with a friendly greeting and asks about her day.

Dendy from OK KO: Hey, Lisa.

Lisa Loud: Hey, Dendy. How's your day going?

Dendy from OK KO: I would say my day, so far, Darcy is quite your *in slow motion* friend!

Lisa Loud: *gasps and puts both my hands up my face* Oops! *face-palms myself* I totally forgot! We're supposed to go to Darcy's today!

Dendy from OK KO: Oh! I thought you liked your friend Darcy.

Lisa Loud: I do!... But I have a job to do! *waves arms in the air* I can't just abandon my science experiment in their hour of need!

Lisa Loud: I don't wanna be their job! *puts my arm down, lowers my voice and looks at the floor* So I guess I'll have to be the world's worst my friend Darcy…

Dendy from OK KO: *slaps Lisa on the shoulder three times* Not to worry, Lisa I just so happen to be the world's best substitute Lisa *cheering noises*

Lisa Loud: Really?!

Dendy from OK KO: Certainly! *opens up an holographic screen with my hands* Throughout our friendship I have collected plenty of data about you, including your daily routines.

Lisa Loud: Wow! Dendy... This is-... So cool!!! Uh-... But.. Are you sure you want to?... Hah... I do a lot around here. Mine are some pretty big shoes to fill! *breathes out*

Dendy from OK KO: But... You have shoes on. *points at Lisa feet*

Lisa Loud: *stares at my feet* Oh! You're right, Dendy.

Chuckles as she rubs the back of her head.

Lisa Loud: If anybody could be me for a day. *gives Dendy my science experiments* it's definitely you! *points at SpongeBob and Lincoln*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks to Lisa and Dendy*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, guys.

Lisa Loud: Hey SpongeBob.

Lincoln Loud: What are you guys doing here?

Dendy from OK KO: We're making potions for science experiments.

Lincoln Loud: Oh.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Can we try?

Lisa Loud: Not yet. Here. *gives SpongeBob and Lincoln their comic books*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Lisa!

Lisa Loud: You're welcome, SpongeBob and Lincoln!

SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll see you around.

Dendy from OK KO: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* You guys take care!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *waves at Lisa and Dendy and leaves*

Dendy from OK KO: *thinks* Indeed, we do, friend and if my data is correct, this should be easy and fun. *takes off my boots and puts on Lisa's glasses and her shoes like her*

Lisa Loud: *takes off my boots, puts on Dendy's goggles and her boots like her as well*

A shot of the show's intro but it ends with the title "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud!".

Lisa Loud and Dendy from OK KO: *In each other's hero pose*

Dendy from OK KO: Okay, now, the next thing SpongeBob and Lincoln would do is express their love of being a hero and working here at Royal Woods Elementary School. *stares at my holographic screen, which shows SpongeBob and Lincoln's routine* Very well. *clears my throat* Boy! I sure love being a hero, and working here at Royal Woods Elementary School!.. Excellent.

Lisa Loud: Hey, we look awesome, Dendy.

Dendy from OK KO: Okay.

Ms. Shrinivas: *walks up to Lisa and Dendy* Hey, uh, since you're each other for the day, that means you're doing their job, right? *shows Lisa and Dendy a bucket with cleaning products inside*

Lisa Loud: Hmm. *looks at Dendy's holographic screen*

Dendy from OK KO: *looks at my holographic screen again* Yes... Uh... *notices SpongeBob and Lincoln cleans with enthusiasm* I mean! YES! How we love to-..

Ms. Shrinivas: Okay, cool, bye.

The title "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud!" is on the screen and cuts to a scene of Lisa and Dendy are at Darcy's House. Lisa is standing on Darcy's bed, while Darcy is sitting on the floor and Dendy hums.

Teri Helmandollar: Lisa and Dendy are here, Darcy.

Dendy from OK KO: *hums to myself*

Lisa Loud: Alright class, you were all called here today to find out if you have what it takes to be a scientists.

Dendy from OK KO: *raises my hand*

Lisa Loud: Yes, Dendy?

Dendy from OK KO: Um, I don’t know, do we?

Lisa Loud: Well… No. Not yet. But don’t worry, after my teachings, you two will go on to be brilliant scientists just like me, one day.

Darcy Helmandollar: Yay! Science! What do we do first?

Lisa Loud: I’m glad you asked, Darcy. *goes inside my closet and takes out two lab coats and two pairs of goggles* The first lesson, is having the proper protection. Please grab one of each.

Dendy and Darcy cheer and each grab a lab coat and a pair of goggles. Cuts to them with our science equipment on.

Darcy Helmandollar: Wow, Dendy! We look just like real science people!

Dendy from OK KO: I know, Darcy! And I feel like a real science person!

Darcy Helmandollar: Yeah, me too!

Lisa Loud: OK, students. It’s time for the next lesson, following the rules.

Dendy from OK KO: What are the rules, Lis?

Lisa Loud: I was just about to go over them. Rule 1: Do not touch anything, unless given direct orders to. Rule 2: Do not taste or smell the chemicals you use. Rule 3: Leave your workstation clean and in good order before leaving the laboratory. Rule 4: Do not leave your assigned laboratory station without permission of the teacher. And Rule 5: No horseplay or fooling around at any times. Everyone got that?

Dendy from OK KO and Darcy Helmandollar: *nods*

Lisa Loud: Good. Now let us commence with the experiments.

Another shot of the title "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud!" appears and cuts to later where Lisa, Darcy and Dendy are all set up for experiments.

Lisa Loud: Ok everyone, first, we’re going to take our blue liquid and pour it in with red liquid, like so. *pours the chemicals together, and we do the same. The liquids turn purple*

Dendy from OK KO: Whoa, cool! It turned purple!

Lisa Loud: Precisely, now, we are going to take the orange liquid and put it with our purple liquid. *pours the chemicals together, and we do the same. The liquids turn brown*

Darcy Helmandollar: Whoa, now it’s brown!

Lisa Loud: That is correct, my dear, Darcy. Now, we’re going to take our green liquid and put it in our brown liquid. *pours the chemicals together, and we do the same. The liquids starts bubbling*

Darcy Helmandollar: Yay! Bubbles!

Dendy from OK KO: Wow, Lisa, is it supposed to bubble like that?

Lisa Loud: Um, not exactly. *nervously* Um, guys, I think we should back up.

Darcy Helmandollar: Why?

Lisa Loud: Because, in my experience, when a chemical bubbles over like that, it’s bound to-

Just then an explosion goes off in Darcy’s room, and the impact blows them out and makes them hit and onto the floor.

Lisa Loud: Explode.

Darcy Helmandollar: *raises my hand* Uh, Lisa?

Lisa Loud: Yes, Darcy?

Darcy Helmandollar: Does this happen a lot?

Lisa Loud: *sighs* Yes. All the time. OK, you two, I think that’s enough science for now. Why don’t you say, we go downstairs and get a snack?

Dendy from OK KO: Yay! Snacks! *stares at my holographic screen*

She's about to go downstairs.

Darcy Helmandollar: *stops Dendy* Dendy, wait!

Dendy from OK KO: What is it, Darcy?

Darcy Helmandollar: We have to clean up our work stations first, remember?

Dendy from OK KO: Oh, right! Let’s get to it!

They go back into Darcy’s room to start cleaning. While Lisa looks on and smiles.

Lisa Loud: *sighs* Fast learners.

Another shot of the title "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud" appears and Lisa, Dendy and Darcy's screen appears and multiple screams can be heard in the background.

Cookie Man: *hands up my face* EVIL ROBOT ATTACK!

A Boxmore robot box falls from the sky, Lisa and Darcy follow behind. Dendy follows behind as well while humming and walking on much slower pace. The box's walls collapse to reveal the robot sent in by Lord Boxman is Ernesto.

Ernesto Boxman: *nervously reading to myself the lines I'm supposed to use off from some note cards* Uh... Okay… Greetings Royal Woods, I am Ernesto, here from Boxmore... Your demise....

He hums to himself before realizing he's already supposed to be fighting.

Ernesto Boxman: OH! UM. *quickly glances over at my papers* Greetings! Plaza!-.. Uh-..*looks at my papers again* Turbians. I am... *looks at my papers again* Ernesto. The... Uh-.. Boxmore business bot. *puts my canon arm up* And I am here.. To, uh, destroy... *points my canon arm at Lisa, Darcy and Dendy but nothing happens*

So he awkwardly moves it up and down to try to get it to work. The only thing to come out of the canon is air.

Ernesto Boxman: *grows tense* Your house!

Lisa Loud: This is bad.

Darcy Helmandollar: *pats Dendy on the head* Don't worry about this chump, Dendy. We'll handle him. *winks at Dendy and puts my thumb up*

Dendy from OK KO: Okay!

Lisa Loud and Darcy Helmandollar: *prepares ourselves to attack Ernesto*

Dendy from OK KO: *thinks as time freezes* No... I'm filling-in for SpongeBob and Lincoln, and SpongeBob and Lincoln would not simply chill at the prospect of battle. *speaks* I must consult the list to see what they'd do! *looks at the schedule* "Learn life lesson"! I see! This is the climax of SpongeBob and Lincoln's day, where they learn something wholesome. I've been trying to imitate SpongeBob and Lincoln this whole time but maybe the lesson I learned and, therefore, the secret of defeating this robot, is just to be myself! Yeah... That sounds correct. Ernesto!

Time resumes.

Lisa Loud and Darcy Helmandollar: What?!

Dendy from OK KO: For a business bot, you're very inefficient. You haven't laid a single attack on the house since you landed.

Lisa Loud: Step aside, Ernesto.

Darcy Helmandollar: Yeah.

Ernesto Boxman: W-Well... I was about to get there.

Dendy from OK KO: No! Over rot speeches and flimsy weapons are tools of lesser robots. As a business bot you should set aside those inferior tactics and just cut to the chase.

Ernesto Boxman: Huh, maybe you're right! I don't need to copy the other robots to destroy the house! I'm just gonna be myself! *turns into a ball with only his arms out as some jazz music starts playing, then, uses my arms' help, then jumps backwards and becomes a full ball*

Lisa, Darcy and Dendy get run over by the robot and then are punched into the ground.

Lisa Loud: Dendy! Why'd you give him constructive criticism?! That just made him stronger!

Darcy Helmandollar: *groans* Who cares! *jumps back into action and prepares to air-kick Ernesto* He's not strong enough for this! *attack cuts Ernesto in half*

Lisa Loud: Nice one, Darcy!

Suddenly both of Ernesto's halves start chasing after Darcy and Dendy, Lisa is able to use his levitation beam to stop them from hitting her friends.

Darcy Helmandollar: Oh-oh! Lisa!

Lisa Loud: I bet ya, Darcy!

Ernesto's limbs break the beam and his arms grab Lisa by the waist, knocking her on the ground over and over until finally sticking het down for good.

Lisa while immobilized.

Darcy Helmandollar: Lisa! Lisa, are you okay?

Ernesto's foot kicks Darcy in the face just as she calls out for her friend's name, making her fall on the ground. Darcy yells as she kicks Ernesto's legs, while he kicks back. She manages to throw the lower half of Ernesto into the sky but it comes back and smashes her on the ground. Lisa is unable to free himself from Ernesto's grip.

Lisa Loud: HOW ARE WE LOSING?! *gets slapped by Ernesto's tie*

Darcy is truggling to defend herself from Ernesto's attacks.

Dendy from OK KO: *thinks* I see! Being my normal self isn't enough. They don't need Dendy right now... *speaks* Lisa! And if SpongeBob and Lincoln are not here, *stares at my holographic screen* We must become each other in my own way! *starts typing things out on my screen, and takes on the shape of a giant Lisa*

Lisa Loud: *takes on the shape of a giant Dendy as well*

Lisa Loud and Dendy from OK KO: Untend her Ernesto! She's not your opponent, we are!

Darcy Helmandollar: Huh?

Ernesto Boxman: *throws Darcy into the air and prepares to fight Lisa and Dendy*

He throws a punch at her but they grab his first and push him back. Ernesto nearly loses balance but then he goes and tries to punch Lisa and Dendy again, they manage to punch him first which throws him onto the ground. Ernesto quickly gets up and runs towards them, they try to punch him but he blocks them attack. The three start throwing punches at each other at those two friends but neither seem to be able to hit the other. Finally, Lisa and Dendy manage to punch Ernesto in the stomach which throws him on the ground.

Ernesto Boxman: Ooh! Aah! Oh, jeez. Just being myself isn't helping to destroy the house either! *closes my one eye in shame* My failure figures are skyrocketing.

Dendy and Lisa are breathing heavily because of the tiresome fight they just went through.

Lisa Loud and Dendy from OK KO: Ernesto... We should appreciate the irony of this situation, we thought we needed to be ourselves, *puts our hand on our chest* but we needed to copy someone else in our own way.

Ernesto Boxman: Huh? Is this still about my thing?

Lisa Loud and Dendy from OK KO: No. *prepares to throw a power punch* Hyyyyyyah!! *throws a punch to Ernesto*

Ernesto Boxman: *screams as sending me back into Boxmore*

Darcy Helmandollar: Lisa! Dendy! You guys did it!

Lisa Loud: Alright, we did it.

Dendy from OK KO: Thank you! I thought we knew everything about SpongeBob and Lincoln, but it seems the one thing we do not understand is how they do this everyday. This job is very tiring…

Lisa Loud and Dendy from OK KO: Besides, I think it's best to leave being each other.

The bus stops at Royal Woods as SpongeBob and Lincoln drop off.

SpongeBob SquarePants Hi, guys! We're back!

Lincoln Loud: So, what'd we miss?

Darcy Helmandollar: SpongeBob and Lincoln! *hugs them*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw! Thank you, Darcy!

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Darcy!

Darcy Helmandollar: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* You guys are so welcome!

Lisa Loud: *plays with my science experiments*

Dendy from OK KO: *checks out the item "tender moment" off of the schedule*

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*