The Voyage Sewers of Doom/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: August 26, 2000

Episode Copyrighted: 2000

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Episode starts at The Voyage Sewers of Doom where Herobrine and Notch.

Herobrine: Notch, install the sewers.

Notch: Huh?

Herobrine: Install the sewers.

Notch: Okay. *installs the sewers*

Herobrine: Yes. This is my sewers. *evil laughs* I will destroy those heroes once and for all.

It's a warm Sunday afternoon at the Loud House, Lincoln is reading a book on his bed, enjoying himself.

Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Aw, there's nothing like a good book on a warm Sunday afternoon.

Lincoln then sets his book down and exits out of his room, he, with his eyes closed, takes a stroll in the hallway, whistling. He then stumbles in someone's room.

Lori Loud and Squidward Tentacles: LINCOLN!

Squidward Tentacles: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT!

Lincoln opens his eyes and finds out he's in Lori and Leni's room. he stops whistling to see an enraged Lori, who grabs him by his shirt.

Lori Loud: There's only one rule in this house: stay out of my room! Now, I'm gonna turn you into a human pretzel!

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah!

Lori then ball her hand to a fist and prepare to punch Lincoln, he gulps in nervousness. Lori's phone then rings, she answers it.

Lori Loud: Hello? Hey, Carol, how are you doing? I'm fine, I'm about to beat up my brother, Linc...

She finds Lincoln missing from her grasp.

Lori Loud: I'll call you back. *hangs up and goes to the hallway in search of my brother*

She goes downstairs to find Lincoln; he pops up from Lola and Lana's room, he's with the twins.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks for hiding me in your room. I owe you guys one.

Lana and Lola Loud: Thanks, Lincoln.

Lincoln patted their heads in gratitude, he went to his room to resume reading.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Hi SpongeBob, let's go to the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Time to go to work.

Slide transition to The Krusty Krab.

Squidward Tentacles: I really don't like this job.

Lincoln Loud: Oh Squidward, don't be silly. Working at The Krusty Krab is the best job in the world!

Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, you are really something!

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, stop arguing with Lincoln and get back to work!

Squidward: Why?

Mr. Krabs: Because if you don't, you're fired!

Squidward and Krabs argue for a while.

Squidward Tentacles: *shouts* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I DID THIS? *grabs cash register and heads for toilet*

Lori Loud: *turns Mr. Krabs into a human pretzel* This is what you get, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: What are going to do with me money?

Squidward Tentacles: This! *dumps the money in the toilet*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Squid, No!

Lori Loud: Too late! *flushes Mr. Krabs*

Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOO!

Squidward Tentacles: *laughs*

Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD AND LORI, YOU TWO ARE FIRED!

Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *walks away*

Mr. Krabs: I gotta get it back!!!!! *jumps into the drain*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait for me Mr. Krabs!! *jumps into the drain*

Patrick Star: *appears out of nowhere* Wait up guys! *jumps into the drain*

Leni Loud: Wait! *jumps into the drain*

Squidward Tentacles: I'll go, but I won't like it! *jumps into the drain*

Lori Loud: *jumps into the drain*

Lynn Loud Jr.: *jumps into the drain*

Lola Loud: *jumps into the drain*

Patrick Star: *jumps into the drain*

Lana Loud: *jumps into the drain*

Luna Loud: *jumps into the drain*

Luan Loud: *jumps into the drain*

Lucy Loud: *jumps into the drain*

We see SpongeBob, Lincoln, his friends and his sisters tumble into a pipe.

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tumbles out of the pipe and hits the wall and falls down and hits the ground* Ow.

Leni Loud: Where are we Lincoln?

Lincoln Loud: We're in the sewer!

Patrick Star: It's nice down here!

Lana Loud: Yeah and creepy!

Squidward Tentacles: It's a sewer!

Leni Loud: What's wrong with sewers?

Squidward Tentacles: Never mind.

Mr. Krabs: Let's just rescue me money and get out of here!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lucy and Lana Loud: Right!

Squidward Tentacles: Whatever!

Lori Loud: *sighs*

Lola Loud: We are in the sewers now!

Mr. Krabs: Okay, where is me money?

Leni Loud: *sees a pipe* I think it's in there.

Lori Loud: Leni, what are you doing?!

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, puh-lease! It could never be in there!

Leni Loud: Well I think it is, and I'm goin' in there. *jumps into pipe*

Squidward Tentacles: Hey!! Get back here! Leni! *jumps into pipe*

Lori Loud: *growls* Leni! *jumps into pipe*

Lynn Loud Jr.: I'll do it, myself. *jumps into pipe*

Lola Loud: *growls and jumps into pipe*

Patrick Star: Pipe. *jumps into pipe*

Lana Loud: Me too. *jumps into pipe*

Luna Loud: *jumps into pipe*

Luan Loud: *jumps into pipe*

Lucy Loud: *jumps into pipe*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey guys! Come back!! *jumps into pipe*.

Lincoln Loud: Come back, Louds!! *jumps into pipe*

Mr. Krabs: What are you doing!? Come back here guys!!! *jumps into pipe*

Lisa Loud: Mr. Krabs!!! *jumps into pipe*

All: *tumbles into a pipe* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stops and get stuck in a small pipe*

Lola Loud: *angrily* Aw, great we're stuck here!

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah! We're trapped in the pipe and it's all your fault! *points at Leni*

Lori Loud: Yeah, thanks a lot, Leni.

Leni Loud: I'm sorry, We were jumping into a pipe!

SpongeBob SquarePants: But how do we get out of here?

Lana Loud: Don't worry! I'll punch the pipe to make it swell. *punches the pipe and it swells*

All: *tumbles into the pipe again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tumbles out of the pipe and hit the wall, then falls down and hits the ground* Ow.

Mr. Krabs: All right! Enough with these shenanigans!!! FIND ME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time card reading: "Six Minutes Later…"

French Narrator: Six minutes later...

Mr. Krabs: *searches in a pile of stuff that went into the drain also* Yo-yo. *throws a yo-yo in the air* Doll. *throws doll into the air* Aha!! I found me money!!

Money blows away.

Mr. Krabs: Hey! Where are you going?!

The money blows away into the pipe.

Mr Krabs: Follow me money!!

All: *jumps into the pipe*

We see them tumble into the pipe again.

All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Money flies to The Voyage Sewers of Doom and everyone jumps in.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are we now?

Lincoln Loud: We're at The Voyage Sewers of Doom.

Herobrine: Welcome to The Voyage Sewers of Doom.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Herobrine, what are you doing here?

Herobrine: I'm here to destroy you all.

Lincoln Loud: Here's some flashback.

Starts a flashback in Lori and Leni's room, the kids are having their sibling meeting.

Lori Loud: Okay, and that's everything. So, how are we gonna spend the whole day together?

Everyone is thinking of places to go; Lincoln has gotten something, he elbows Lori.

Lori Loud: Yes, Lincoln?

Lincoln Loud: I was thinking of going to the park.

Everyone happily agreed with Lincoln's suggestion, Lori then used her shoe as a gavel, ending the meeting.

Lori Loud: Okay, everyone, we're going to the park.

Everyone, sans Lori and Lincoln, leaves the room.

Lori Loud: Nice job of suggesting the park. *noogies Lincoln's head

As he laughs. At the park, the siblings are having fun, Leni is pushing Lily on the swing, Lisa is researching the park's trees, Luna is sitting on a blanket, playing her guitar with Lucy sitting next to her, Lola is at the sandbox building a sandcastle, Lana is seen chasing squirrels, while Luan is feeding them nuts, Lynn is skating on her roller blades, and Lincoln and Lori are sitting on the bench.

Lori Loud: This is literally a good time at the park.

Lincoln Loud: It is, I wish we were separated.

Lori Loud: *rubs Lincoln's head* No worries. It'll be alright. We'll be separated soon. Just be glad we're spending more time together.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Lori. Can you help me to the water fountain? *nods in agreement, she stands up and help Lincoln to the fountain*

Lori Loud: Follow the movement of my steps.

Lincoln then looks at Lori's feet, he then follows the movement of them, as they went to the fountain, Lincoln drinks from it.

Lincoln Loud: Thank you.

Time card reading: "Later That Night"

Everyone is getting ready for bed, Leni is getting a glass of water from the kitchen, she drinks it. Leni then heads to her room to brush her hair. Lincoln and Lori went inside.

Leni Loud: What took you two so long?

Lori Loud: Sorry, Leni. It's hard trying to put our PJs on.

Lincoln Loud: *shudders in horror* Don't remind me. It's hard trying to brush my teeth. I didn't get a glass of milk.

Leni then handed Lincoln a glass of milk, he smiled.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni

Leni Loud: *winks at Lincoln*

He yawns because he's tired.

Lori Loud: Let's hit the hay, you two. Lincoln, since we're stuck together, you'll have to stay with us tonight.

Lincoln Loud: Okay.

Leni Loud: Oh, yay!

Leni got into her bed and went to sleep, Lori got into her bed with Lincoln next to her as he fell asleep. Lori seeing Lincoln sleeping in the same bed as her makes her blush.

Lori Loud: *mind* So, Lincoln is sleeping next to me. He hasn't done this since he was an infant.

She sees Lincoln sleeping.

Lori Loud: *mind* But he looks so cute while he's sleeping. *checks around her room to see Leni's already sleeping, Lori then kisses Lincoln on his forehead* Sweet dreams, Linky.

She then yawned and went to sleep.

Flashback ends back to The Voyage Sewers of Doom.

Notch: Wow, that's a nice flashback.

Lincoln Loud: Yes.

Herobrine: *to Lincoln* You slept with Lori and Leni. You'll pay for this.

Squidward Tentacles: Then here's some flashback too.

Start a flashback at the future

Squidward Tentacles: Whoa, where am I? Am I in the future?

Squidward is seen in an empty room with SpongeTron, and Squidward has just woken up.

SpongeTron: Welcome to the future!

Squidward Tentacles: Wait wha-

SpongeTron: Don't say that yet!

Squidward Tentacles: I wasn't saying it.

SpongeTron: Oh okay then. Well first of all, cease that blasphemy on your nose.

Squidward Tentacles: My nose?

SpongeTron: Yeah, your nose. It looks like a male genital.

Squidward Tentacles: Shut up! It does not!

SpongeTron: In the future, everything is politically correct. So, let's just trim your nose off now-

Squidward Tentacles: You won't be trimming my nose! Period!

SpongeTron: More like an exclamation point.

Squidward Tentacles: Why are you guys so politically correct now?

SpongeTron: We do not say "guys" anymore, as it is extremely sexist. In fact, the word "sexist" is sexist towards sex.

Squidward Tentacles: That doesn't even make any sense.

SpongeTron: You don't make any sense.

Squidward Tentacles: Says the robot.

SpongeTron: In the future, everyone is a robot. In fact, it's illegal not to be a robot, so we need to transfer your brain to a new robot body.

Squidward Tentacles: *screams and squirts ink everywhere, which causes SpongeTron to malfunction and stop working* Wait what.

Flashback ends back to The Voyage Sewers of Doom.

Notch: Wow, Squidward. Nice.

All: *offscreen, leaves*

Herobrine: *growls* I hate flashbacks. *tries to look at the heroes but they're gone* What?! Notch, get them!

Notch: What?!

Herobrine: Get them, I said!

Notch: *dances*

Herobrine: *growls* Stop dancing and get them!

Notch: keeps dancing* Sorry, Herobrine.

Herobrine: Why are you not getting them!

Notch: Because I'm dancing. I think I should run now. *runs and leaves*

Herobrine: Curses! Endermans, get them!

Endermans from Minecraft: *runs after the heroes*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, we should get outta here!

Endermans from Minecraft: *chases them*

Lincoln Loud: Exit, that way!

Endermans from Minecraft: *blocks the exit*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Now exit this way!

Endermans from Minecraft: *blocks the exit as well*

Mr. Krabs: We're trapped!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Endermans are going to kill us! What are we gonna do?!

Patrick Star: How do we get out?!

Notch and Steve from Minecraft: *kills the Enderman*

Notch: *to the Endermans* You! Get away from our friends!

Steve from Minecraft: Yeah! I'll destroy you, Endermans!

Endermans: *runs*

Notch and Steve from Minecraft: *fights the Endermans with our swords*

Steve from Minecraft: *punches the Enderman*

Notch: *slices the Enderman with my sword*

Steve from Minecraft: *kills 3 Endermans with my sword*

Notch: *slices 3 Endermans with my sword*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at them go! They're fighting Endermans!

Lincoln Loud: Sure, they are.

Steve from Minecraft: *punches the Enderman*

Notch: *slices the Enderman with my sword*

Steve from Minecraft: *kills 3 Endermans with my sword*

Notch: *slices 3 Endermans with my sword*

Notch and Steve from Minecraft: *kills all the Endermans with our swords*

Screen cuts back to The Voyage Sewers of Doom.

Herobrine: What?! All the Endermans have been destroyed! I should fight Steve once and for all! *leaves from The Voyage Sewers of Doom and gets ready for a fight* Steve!

Steve from Minecraft: Herobrine, what do you think you're doing here?!

Herobrine: I'm here to destroy you!

Steve from Minecraft: *angrily* Oh yeah, how about this! *punches Herobrine*

Herobrine: *gets angry* THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, STEVE! *fights Steve*

Steve from Minecraft: *fights Herobrine back*

Herobrine: *fights Steve back*

Steve from Minecraft: *fights Herobrine with sword*

Herobrine and Steve from Minecraft: *fights each other with fight cloud*

Steve from Minecraft: *gets angry* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FIGHTING, HEROBRINE!

Herobrine and Steve from Minecraft: *keeps fighting each other with fight cloud*

Steve from Minecraft: *angrily pulls Herobrine's left leg*

Herobrine and Steve from Minecraft: *keeps fighting each other with fight cloud*

Steve from Minecraft: *angrily damages Herobrine's health with sword*

Herobrine and Steve from Minecraft: *keeps fighting each other with fight cloud*

Herobrine: *gets angry* YOU DAMAGED MY HEALTH, STEVE! IT'S TIME TO KILL YOU! *flings Steve*

Steve from Minecraft: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHH!

Herobrine: *evil laughs*

Steve from Minecraft: *gets damaged for hitting the ground* Ow! My head!

Notch: Steve, are you okay?

Steve from Minecraft: I'm fine, Notch. Go fight Herobrine.

Notch: *gets ready for a fight* This is my fight. *damages Herobrine's health with my sword*

Herobrine: *tries to kill Notch*

Notch: *misses* This is too easy.

Herobrine: What the—

Notch: *flings Herobrine*

Herobrine: *screams* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gets hit to The Voyage Sewers of Doom*

The Voyage Sewers of Doom collapses in destruction.

Mr. Krabs: Let's get outta here, Heroes.

The money blows away into the pipe.

Mr Krabs: Me money!!

All the heroes: *jumps into the pipe*

We see them tumble into the pipe again

All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Money flies out of the toilet and everyone jumps out.

Mr. Krabs: *grabs the money* Oh, I missed you! *kisses the money*

Squidward Tentacles: Yuck! I'm going away now. *leaves*

Notch: We did it. We defeated Herobrine.

Steve from Minecraft: Yes, we did.

Notch and Steve from Minecraft: *sees the Minecraft portal*

Notch: I think we should get going now. Bye heroes.

Others: Bye, Notch. Bye, Steve.

Notch: *goes to the Minecraft portal*

Steve from Minecraft: Good bye, you guys! I'll never forget you! *waves to the heroes*

Others: *waves to Steve*

Steve from Minecraft: *goes to the Minecraft portal*

The Minecraft portal closes. Slide transition to The Loud House in Lincoln's room.

Leni Loud: Hey, Linky. Are you feeling okay?

Lincoln Loud: Hey, we need someone to watch over us, and no one can do it as well as you.

Leni Loud: That's totes sweet of you to say, Lincoln. I love you so much, too.

The two then embraced each other in a warm, tight hug, Leni then kisses Lincoln on his forehead.

Leni Loud: Tell you what, Lincoln. Tomorrow, I'll take you to the beach. Just you and me.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni.

Slide transition to Lincoln and Leni are at the beach, having fun with each other; Leni is sunbathing and Lincoln is floating in the water, Leni then joins him in the water, splashing him. He splashes her sister as the two have a splash fight.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni. Thanks for taking me here.

Leni Loud: Anything for my little brother.

The two walk out of the water and dry themselves off, they continue to have fun on the beach, like playing volleyball, having a picnic, eating ice cream, building sandcastles, and sunbathing on a blanket.

Leni Loud: *to the viewers* I can learn from my past wrongdoings that I can be bossy and hurtful to my siblings. Especially, Lincoln, but we manage to have a close bond with each other. No matter the situation.

Lincoln Loud: So, what do you wanna do now, Leni?

Leni Loud: You want to walk on the beach, Linky?

Lincoln Loud: Sure, Leni. *smiles* But, can we hold hands?

Leni Loud: *smiles* Sure, little brother.

The two then hold hands as they blush for a bit. The two walk happily on the beach as brother and sister.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *laughs and runs to Lincoln and Leni*

Mr. Krabs: *holds my money and follows SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni* Hey, wait. I want to go to the beach.

Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.