The Slumber Party (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: November 29, 2003

Episode Copyrighted: 2003

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

* Episode starts*

French Narrator: Welcome to I Dare You. With your host Little Miss Daredevil.

Little Miss Daredevil: *waves*

French Narrator: There will be make sounds, cookies, screaming, explosions and brand new episode of The Expect Smart Actually.

Armies from Roblox: Hooray!

French Narrator: And now let's meet for Little Miss Daredevil.

Little Miss Daredevil: Hi, I'm Miss Daredevil from The Mr. Men Show. It's called "I Dare You". What do you say Daredevil.

Daredevil Rectangle: Um, my friend Leni comes, she speaks, she drives for license and she loves Lincoln.

Roblox: I'm the creator of Roblox. There are million players.

Rambamboo: *arrests Mr. Bump* YOU'RE UNDER ARREST MR. BUMP.

Mr. Bump: Please don't arrest me.

Little Miss Daredevil: Sorry about Rambamboo. Until episode starts with "I Dare You".

Prologue:

T-Midi: Ahem. Hello, everyone. You know, Slumber Party is a very strange horror. Personally, I don't understand it.

Little Miss Sunshine: Me either. Kids worshipping zombies, pretending to be devils. Oooh, things on TV that are completely inappropriate for younger viewers or readers.

T-Midi: Things like the following half hour. Nothing seems to bother some of the kids we look after, especially Swaysway and Buhdeuce.

Little Miss Sunshine: But tonight's show, which I will state that it along with many upcoming Slumber Party shows are not actually canon to the Slumber Party Zombie Attack series, might I add, which we totally wash our hands of, is really scary.

T-Midi: So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow.

Both: *bows* Thanks for your attention.

T-Midi: Well, I'm off to bed now.

Swaysway: Hi T-Midi.

T-Midi: What is it Swaysway.

Swaysway: I'm a Breadwinner.

T-Midi: Really?

Buhdeuce: Hey bap, what's up.

* He was then hit by the head by Luna with her guitar*

Buhdeuce: Ow! Bubblenuggets!

Luna Loud: Aw dude, I'm so sorry Buhdeuce.

In Squiward's House

Lori Loud: Aw, Piece and quiet.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh no, SpongeBob and Lincoln. How could they possibly go wrong.

Inside the tree house, Miss Daredevil looked spooky toward a frowning Miss Scary, Mr. Bump, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni, Yellow, Red, Pink, a confused Mr. Tickle, whom shivered.

Little Miss Daredevil: And the policeman on the other end of the phone said, "We have traced the call. It's coming from the floor below you. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!" But it was too late. End of story.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Hi SpongeBob.

Leni Loud: Hey Lincoln, guess what.

Lincoln Loud: What is it Leni.

Leni Loud: I bought fashion comic book at the mall. *continues playing a board game*

Patrick Star: It's my turn now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, No.

Yellow Rectangle: My turn.

Mr. Krabs: My turn.

Red Rectangle: NO MY TURN.

Pink Rectangle: I got it.

Leni Loud: YAY! :D

Lincoln Loud: Leni, you won.

Leni Loud: I won *squeals* O M GOSH I WON! :D

* She turned it off with Miss Scary yawning.*

Little Miss Scary: Yawn! I heard that when I was a kid. It's not that scary anymore.

Little Miss Daredevil: Is too!

Little Miss Scary: Is not!

Little Miss Daredevil: IS TOO!

Little Miss Scary: IS NOT!

Little Miss Daredevil: IS TOO!

Little Miss Scary: IS NOT!

Mr. Bump: I'm gonna be sick.

Little Miss Daredevil: IS TOO!

Little Miss Scary: IS NOT!

Little Miss Daredevil: IS TOO!

Little Miss Scary: IS NOT!

Lincoln Loud: Guys, calm down.

Mr. Tickle: Eep, please, we don't wanna wreck this club house anymore than it already is!

Little Miss Daredevil: *sighs* Fine! Miss Scary, you tell one scarier.

Little Miss Scary: *smirks* Finally!

* She snatched the flashlight, turning it on*

Little Miss Scary: Here's a story that's reeeeeeeeeeeeally scarifying.

* Female screams*

Mr. Tickle: Yipes!

Little Miss Daredevil: Oh, brother.

* Lightning flashed as she shouted*

Little Miss Scary: BAD NIGHTMARE HOUSE! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

* Mr. Tickle then fainted with Sonic looking confused*

Mr. Bump: *sweatdrops* Why's he here again?

In SpongeBob's House

TV Announcer: We now return to tonight’s scary movie: Slumber Party Zombie Attack!

* In the movie, some girls are having a slumber party*

Girl Fish: Pillow fight! *Girls fight and giggle. A pillow is thrown into a vase and picture frame* Missed me!

Mr. Krabs: *gasps* Look what they’re doing to that man’s house!

SpongeBob SquarePants: But, Mr. Krabs, it’s only a mov-ieeeeeeeeee.........

Lincoln Loud: Me Too.

Mr. Krabs: Quiet, boys! *Back in the movie, the girls are continuing their slumber party*

Girl Fish: Boys are here! *Some boys arrive*

Boy Fish #1: Hi, girls. I brought my destructive friends.

Boy Fish #2: Nice to *Breaks a model boat* meet you!

Boy Fish #1: Ha! Destroying other people’s possessions is fun!

* The boys cause havoc at the slumber party. They even burn some money, which frightens Mr. Krabs*

Mr. Krabs: *screams* Make it stop! Turn it off! Turn it off, I can’t take it!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don’t think this is the scary part yet.

Lincoln Loud: Right.

Mr. Krabs: I… said… turn it off! *destroys the TV with a bat*

Lincoln Loud: Oh my gosh, Mr. Krabs are you okay. You were scared of zombies.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Gosh, Mr. Krabs. I never knew you were scared of zombies.

Mr. Krabs: Not zombies, you barnacle brain! *whispers* Teenagers.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Zombie teenagers?

Mr. Krabs: No! Pearl and her no-good friends! They’re probably destroying me house right now! Like this! *knocks over a plant and mocks a teenager* Oops! I don’t care! It’s not mine! *Finds SpongeBob’s family portrait* Oh, look! One of the home owner’s most prized possessions! *throws it over shoulder* La-di-da!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs…

Mr. Krabs: *goes over to bookshelf* Ooh, look, this’ll be fun to destroy! *knocks down the shelf on SpongeBob and Lincoln* Whee! *in normal voice* Now do you get it, boys?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I do, Mr. Krabs. It must be horrible to invite people into your home and have them treat your property with so little respect!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *sees SpongeBob's house now. It is destroyed*

Mr. Krabs: That’s what teenagers do! Do you guys want this to happen to my house?

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Gosh, no, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Then get into Pearl’s party and find out what they’re doing!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leave it to me, Mr. K. I’ve got the perfect disguise.

Lincoln Loud: Good luck Mr. Krabs.

At Mr. Krabs’s house, Pearl and her friends are in Pearl's room, laughing and reading magazines. There is a knock on the door. Pearl answers it.

Pearl Krabs: Hello? *A girl that looks like SpongeBob is there with her suitcase*

SpongeBob SquarePants (Girly): Hi, I'm here for the slumber party.

Pearl Krabs: Do I know you?

SpongeBob SquarePants (Girly): My name is... um... Girly TeenGirl!

Pearl Krabs: *suspicious* Uh-huh.

SpongeBob SquarePants (Girly): Um, I just moved here from... um... Farawayville.

Pearl Krabs: I know it's you, SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants (Girly): I don't know what you're talking about! *Pearl pulls her hair and lifts her up into the air *screams*

Pearl Krabs: You were sent to spy on me by my dad! Get him, girls!

SpongeBob SquarePants (Girly): *screams as the girls start attacking her. SpongeBob soon runs away with fruit being thrown at her and *cries* I am so moving back to Farawayville!

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs drive up in a pizza delivery truck

Mr. Krabs: Who the heck is that?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, but she is ug-ly!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah

SpongeBob SquarePants: Now to put on that disguise I told you about. *puts on a phony mustache* Ta-daaaah! Huh? Huh? Huh?

Mr. Krabs: You are one of a kind, boy.

Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, go right ahead.

SpongeBob knocks on the door of Mr. Krabs's house, holding a pizza box

SpongeBob SquarePants: *with pizza box* Pizza delivery.

Pearl Krabs: We didn’t order any pizza!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Y-You didn't?

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, tell 'em it's from us!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Your dad sent it. It's already paid for.

Pearl Krabs: *opens the door* I’d sooner believe space aliens sent me a free pizza before I'd believe my dad would! Now, who are you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Um.. uh… *my mustache flutters away* Hey!

Pearl Krabs: SpongeBob?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: They're on to us, Mr. Krabs! Drive!

Mr. Krabs: Right, boy! *drives off without SpongeBob*

SpongeBob SquarePants: I wanted to come with you, Guys.

The girls grab SpongeBob

Pearl Krabs: Get him!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams and drops the empty pizza box. It opens*

Pearl Krabs: Oh, big surprise. Dad was too cheap to buy real pizza!

Back at SpongeBob’s house, Mr. Krabs is digging through SpongeBob's box in his bedroom

Lincoln Loud: Dang It. Where is he, Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs: What's taking SpongeBob so long? I'm getting tired of looking through his stuff. *There is a knock on the door and answers it* Hello? *sees the pizza box* Pizza!

SpongeBob, in the shape of a pizza, is inside

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sorry, Guys. I failed you.

Mr. Krabs: I know, son. *takes a slice of SpongeBob*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Mr. Krabs, that’s my eye!

Mr. Krabs bites slice, then spits it out

Mr. Krabs: And it's ice cold, too. You should have been back here in 30 minutes or less! *takes another slice.*

Lincoln Loud: *sighs*

At The Loud House, Miss Daredevil frowned to the red girl while the hidden weasel shivered a bit.

Little Miss Daredevil: Well, that wasn't so bad, was it.

Mr. Bump: *frowns* Yeah, no one actually died.

Little Miss Scary: Oh yeah? Well how about...

She then showed a finger in the box.

Little Miss Scary: THIS SEVERED FINGER?

Mr. Tickle: Oh my gosh!

Leni Loud: Guys I bought fashion comic book for the weekend. The scary water.

Little Miss Scary: *annoyed* Ewww, scary water! Knock it off!

Some of them chuckled a bit.

Mr. Tickle: Well I say that last story was just a warm-up for this mock-a-bree tale.

He shone the flashlight on himself.

Mr. Tickle: It's what I like to call...Hungry Are the Silly! Which reminds me...Zombie tickles!

He tickled his friends, making them laugh.

Little Miss Scary: Ha-ha-ha! Stop! It's suppose to be scary, not funny!

In Mr. Krabs' House

TV Announcer: We now return to Slumber Party Zombie Attack!

Girl on TV: *screams* A zombie! *A slimy, ugly thing appears on screen*

Pearl Krabs: This movie isn’t all that scary!

Girl 1: Yeah, that zombie looks totally fake! *The trap door creaks open, and the girls look. SpongeBob emerges enormous and dripping with root beer, similar to the one on TV*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *gurgles* Party!

Girls: *screams* Zombie!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Fun! *squirts root beer out of my body*

Girl 3: *screams and gets soaked by root beer and falls down*

Girl 4: Zombie juice! *gets blasted and falls down*

Girl 5: *screams* Run!

Pearl Krabs: *screams and narrowly avoids a root beer blast, which soaks some knick-knacks. Root beer starts pouring out of the windows with random girls sliding out*

Lincoln Loud: What's going on.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *gurgles* Who wants to dance?

Girl 6: No! I already have a zombie boyfriend!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's boogie! Whoo! *starts spinning two girls in circles and get thrown out of windows. The house keeps spewing more soda and eventually breaks the door down. The spewing stops as Mr. Krabs pops onto the scene*

Mr. Krabs: What in Neptune's toupee is going on here? *gasps and screams* Me knick-knacks! *screams* Me root beer! *walks past Pearl* Me pile of old newspapers! *cries* I was maybe gonna read that someday! *to Pearl* I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!

Pearl Krabs: Trusted me?! Your employee destroyed this house! *picks up SpongeBob and Lincoln from inside the record player* The only boy at the party!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob?! Lincoln?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *in normal voice* Well, Mr. Krabs, you know how boys are.

Pearl Krabs: *drops them*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Ow.

Pearl Krabs: *to Mr. Krabs* It's your fault, my party is ruined, and now my friends have zombie shock syndrome!

Girl 6: *rocks back and forth* I'm too pretty to be a zombie!

Pearl Krabs: We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it's gonna cost you!

Mr. Krabs: Cost me what?!

Pearl Krabs: *sinister hisses* Money…

Mr. Krabs: NOOO!

In the Loud House, while Mr. Bump was reading a book, Miss Scary peeked, nearly choking herself.

Little Miss Scary: Hello, something scary happening.

She collided to the ground, grunting.

Little Miss Scary: *annoyed* Hey, it's Slumber Party. Put the book away.

Mr. Tickle: I think he's reading right now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi guys, where's Mr. Krabs.

Luna Loud: He's outside.

Little Miss Daredevil: And besides, what do you know about reading?

Little Miss Scary: I mostly go by scary pictures.

Mr. Bump: FYI, I'm about to read you guys a classic tale of terror by Edgar Allen Poe.

Little Miss Scary: *notices* Wait a minute, that's a scrapbook.

Mr. Bump: Not to worry, you won't learn anything, but I will. Mr. Krabs wants this report done by tomorrow anyway by his job.

Mr. Tickle: What's it called?

Mr. Bump: It's called..."The Raven".

Little Miss Scary: Oh yeah, I remember reading that when I was a kid. Frightening, isn't it?

Mr. Bump: *annoyed* Maybe to some imagination.

Little Miss Scary: Oh, can you change the bird to a vulture?

Mr. Bump: A vulture?

Little Miss Scary: *grins* Vultures are scary. Use a vulture! Just ask Mayor Sayso!

Mr. Bump: *frowns* Fine, we'll do it your way.

Lincoln Loud: *comes in*

Little Miss Daredevil: *smiles* Lincoln, thank goodness you're here.

Lincoln Loud: I am.

Leni Loud: Lincoln, I love you.

Lincoln Loud: I love you too, Leni

Mr. Krabs: *cries* Me money

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs look, it's your brand new money.

Mr. Krabs: *gasps* MONEY! :D

Lynn Loud Jr.: Well, I played basketball last time.

Patrick Star: *eats ice cream and burps* Delicious.

Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, do you want Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: Yeah!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Little Miss Daredevil and Mr. Quiet: *eats Krabby Patties*

French Narrator: Thank you for watching I Dare You with Miss Daredevil.

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*