Mall of Fashion Girls/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: March 12, 2016

Episode Copyrighted: 2016

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Episode starts at Sandy's Treedome.

Sandy Cheeks: *opens the door, then walks outside* Ah, it's fresh air in the tree dome. I'm gonna get ready.

Daredevil Rectangle: WAAHOO! Hey, Sandy!

Sandy Cheeks: Hey, Daredevil! We should go hangout.

Daredevil Rectangle: *smiles* That's it, Sandy! We should go to the mall with Leni. It's her fashion to buy a dress.

Slide transition to Royal Woods Mall.

Leni Loud: *waves to Sandy and Daredevil* Hey, guys!

Daredevil Rectangle: We came here to buy a dress, Leni.

Leni Loud: Okay. *buys 2 dresses for Sandy and Daredevil*

Sandy Cheeks and Daredevil Rectangle: Thanks, Leni!

Leni Loud: You're totes welcome! *winks and gets excited*

Sandy Cheeks: Okay, let's go checkout.

Time card reading "Several Checkouts Later"

French Narrator: Several checksouts later.

Serval checkouts later, Sandy, Daredevil and Leni are going to the Loud House.

Leni Loud: Okay, several checkouts later. Right, Narrator?

French Narrator: Yes, Leni. You bought dresses.

Leni Loud: Okay. *starts yelling excited* HEY LINCOLN, I BOUGHT DRESSES FOR SANDY AND DAREDEVIL!

Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* What, Leni?

Leni Loud: *continues yelling excited* I SAID I BOUGHT DRESSES FOR SANDY AND DAREDEVIL!

Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* Okay, I'm coming downstairs. *screen appears, goes downstairs* So, you bought dresses for Sandy and Daredevil?

Leni Loud: Yay! *claps my hands*

Daredevil Rectangle: Thanks for buying for me and Sandy, Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *zips to Leni* Hey Leni. Cool dresses for Sandy and Daredevil.

Patrick Star: *walks to Leni* Yeah.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm so proud of you, Leni.

Leni Loud: *with puppy eyes* Aw, thanks guys. I'm so proud of you too.

Yellow Rectangle: You're a lifesaver, Leni.

Pink Rectangle: Look, guys. Leni bought dresses for Sandy and Daredevil.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *pops in and takes a selfie of Leni, Sandy and Daredevil for wearing dresses*

Patrick Star: Sup.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Do I know you?

Patrick Star: My name is Patrick Star.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Well, nice to meet you, Patrick Star. *shakes Patrick's hand*

Patrick Star: Okay, you're safe with me.

Leni Loud: Guys, we're off to the mall.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: Yay, mall mall mall.

Red Rectangle: Hey, wait up. Guys, I wanna come with you.

Daredevil Rectangle: *files though Red* WAAHOO! *laughs*

Sandy Cheeks: *offscreen* Yeehaa!

Red Rectangle: Guys. *runs to Yellow*

Slide transition, Sandy is walking to the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Sandy! Do you want to hear about the time I was an invited guest to the house of the mayor! And how after my visit, I was told to never ever come back?!

Sandy Cheeks: Uh thank you SpongeBob. But you already told me that story 17 times.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know! It's astronomical!

Sandy Cheeks: Well anyways, since you brought it up, do you want to know what is actually astronomical?

Lynn Loud Jr.: Guys, I got something for you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What?

Sandy Cheeks: Come to the Krusty Krab Basement with me, it's a surprise!

Lynn Loud Jr.: The Krusty Krab.

Yellow Rectangle: We went to the mall with Teenage Fashion Girls. If we go to High School.

Sandy Cheeks: Oh.

Lincoln Loud: Let's go to the Krusty Krab.

White Rectangle: Yeah.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, White Rectangle, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *enters the Krusty Krab*

SpongeBob SquarePants: But I have a fry cooking shift to do.

Lincoln Loud: Yes.

Sandy Cheeks: Your boss requested it.

SpongeBob, intrigued, decides to honor Sandy's wish. They descend down the creaky stairs.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey, what's that creaky stairs?

SpongeBob SquarePants: What could be more surprising and awesome than flipping Krabby Patties?

Sandy Cheeks: I don’t know, maybe ALIENS! *opens a door revealing some alien test subjects all in tubes*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *freaks* WHAT THE?! ALIENS!!!!!!

Lincoln Loud: ALIENS!!!!!! *screams*

The aliens shudder inside the cases due to the high frequency of SpongeBob and Lincoln's shriek.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* Are you two okay?

Sandy Cheeks: Calm SpongeBob and Lincoln! Calm! It's okay! They’re encased!

White Rectangle: See, no aliens here.

Mr. Krabs then scampers up.

Mr. Krabs: Your squirrel class is correct me boy.

Lincoln Loud Huh?!

Yellow Rectangle: Mr. Krabs?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Why are there aliens below our feet?!

Mr. Krabs: For money! Aagghghgh!

Sandy Cheeks: Mr. Krabs, these extraterrestrial beings are for science! Not monetary gain!

Mr. Krabs: *claspes my claws together* But think about the money! And the money!

Sandy Cheeks: Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Errghh..

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don’t know about this. This could go really bad!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah!

Sandy Cheeks: The experiment is controlled and in order, Lincoln.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah! What she said!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *to Lincoln* It's your order.

Lynn Loud Jr.: You're expelled, Stinkin.

Sandy Cheeks: This is also the last day of this 3 day experiment. After it is great scientific findings and data for all.

Mr. Krabs: And money! Uh I mean, research!

Yellow and White Rectangle: Huh?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.

Lincoln Loud: Does anybody else know of this?

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward does! His reaction was a shrill scream, ink spraying out of his nose and running off to this place he calls, “Far Far Away!” It must be full of riches!

Sandy Cheeks: We also decided to replace his duties with that of a wooden dummy.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Good one, Sandy!

Yellow Rectangle: Here they come!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *cooks Krabby Patties*

Upstairs, Patrick is ordering a meal in front of the register boat.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls, Daredevil Rectangle and Leni Loud: *offscreen, laughs*

Patrick Star: Uhhh, I’ll take 12 Krabby Patties! Uh, oh! Hold the Mayo! Also sprinkle a tad bit of seahorse radish on top of the tomatoes! And by a tad bit, I mean A LOT!!!

Leni Loud: Hey guys!

Yellow Rectangle: What are you guys doing here?

Leni Loud: We're here to take Krabby Patties!

Daredevil Rectangle: Love it!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *laughs* Oh, Krabby Patties! Girls, let's eat!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Order up!

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *takes Krabby Patties*

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: He's got a point.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Yeah, like OMG.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *eats Krabby Patties*

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *burps* Excuse me.

The dummy Squidward is shown lifeless and just sitting in the boat.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *begins ascending the stairs* Well okay, please keep this experiment under control. We don’t want to be probed!

Lincoln Loud: Got it!

Sandy Cheeks: No worries!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud and Yellow Rectangle: *leaves*

Sandy Cheeks: *finishes observing two of the aliens interacting and decides to take a bathroom break* Keep an eye on these subjects Mr. Krabs, I need to send a fax to Cleveland!

Lynn Loud Jr.: We gotta leave.

White Rectangle: Okay.

Sandy Cheeks, Lynn Loud Jr. and White Rectangle: *rushes off*

Human Teenage Fashion Girls, Leni Loud and Daredevil Rectangle: *laughs and leaves*

Mr. Krabs: Hey, where are you going? *looks at the aliens and clasps my claws together* Oh I’ll do much more than keep an eye out! Agahghggh!

Slide transition to Rectangopolis High School.

Yellow Rectangle: Girls, White, Red and I are having a fashion show.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: Uh huh?!

Pink Rectangle: *offscreen* I got it!

Screen cuts to locker.

Pink Rectangle: *opens the locker*

Yellow Rectangle: Pink, the dresses are on the top shelf.

Pink Rectangle: *takes dresses from the locker on the top shelf* Okay, I got the dresses.

Yellow Rectangle: Oh, nice one, Pink!

White Rectangle: Nice, girl!

Leni was walking when some bullies showed up.

The Bullies: *growls*

Yellow Rectangle: Gah, Bullies!

Bully #1: *walks up to Leni* Look who we have here, a nerd *laughs*

Bully #2: Yeah, nobody told you that you look disgusting in that dress?

Leni Loud: Oh, Hello! I didn’t know that I looked bad…

Bully #2: You are absolutely disgusting.

Leni Loud: I don’t get why you are so mean to me.

Bully #1: Oh, It’s just because I hate you.

Bully #2: Yeah, me too.

Bully #1: Nobody likes you at all, you are a nerd, and nobody will ever love you. *Laughs*

The Bullies: *leaves*

Leni Loud: *tears up* I guess I will give this dress to a friend *sobs and runs away*

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *feels sad* Leni! *runs behind Leni*

Yellow Rectangle: Guys, let's go.

Human Teenage Fashion Girls #2 and #3: Yeah!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Let's go!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Right now!

Slide transition cuts to Mr. Krabs finishing a phone call with somebody anonymous.

Mr. Krabs: Yes Area 52 Scientist! I will sell you these fine specimens only If I receive a sum of $7900 in return! Give me your money when we make the deal, or you get probed! *hangs up and then looks at the aliens* You babies are going to make me so much money! Oh I can’t wait for Pearl to see it all! Since she won’t be getting any on her birthday or Christmas! Aghgghghh! Okay, time for transport!

Mr. Krabs opens the cages so he can take the aliens to sell them to the scientist. They evade all of his grab movements.

Mr. Krabs: Come on you stupid ugly reptilians!

After some struggle, Mr. Krabs gets ahold of one of them.

Mr. Krabs: Bingo!

The alien in self-defense spits a green slime on Mr. Krabs which blocks and burns his eyes.

Mr. Krabs: Aah! My eyes! AAAHHH!! *stumbles around, walks into a table of chemicals, slips on an ice cube and smashes into a picnic basket, full of the alien's probers*

The aliens smile at the sight of them and reclaim.

Mr. Krabs: *finally wipes the slime off my eyeballs and looks to see the aliens with the probers* Let me imprison all of you! So I can make more money!

One alien restrains Krabs to a table in response. The others charge up the probers and surround the crustaceous cheapskate.

Mr. Krabs: Nooooooo!!!

An outside shot of the Krusty Krab is shown, Mr. Krabs’ shrill scream is heard as well as the sounds of the probers hitting his body.

Leni Loud: *arrives home*

Luna was watching TV with Lynn and they saw Leni crying.

Luna Loud: Hey, dude. You ok?

Leni Loud: Yeah, I’m fine.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It's okay, Leni.

Sandy Cheeks: Come sit here with us!

Leni Loud: Ok. *A tear falls down her cheek*

They were watching a fashion channel and there was a pretty girl with a cute dress, then Leni saw her reflection in the mirror and started crying.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Leni, why are you crying?

Leni Loud: Because The Bullies hate me. *sobs*

Lynn Loud Jr.: I don’t think you are ok, Len. Tell us what’s wrong.

Leni Loud: Ok, I’ll tell you *cries* But please don’t tell anyone.

Luna Loud: We promise, dude.

Patrick Star: Leni, tell us what happened?

Leni Loud: I was walking back home, and some Dudes started making fun of me and they told me that nobody will ever like me *cries*

Luna Loud: That’s not true, Dude!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Leni, it's okay if they hate you.

Luna Loud: I love you! You are the best sister ever!

Sandy Cheeks: Yeah! Nobody could ever replace you. You are amazing and sweet.

Leni Loud: You really think that?

Luna Loud: Of course, sis! You are the sweetest girl ever! *puts my hand on Leni’s shoulder*

Leni Loud: *hugs SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Luna, Lynn and The Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1* Thanks guys.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: You're welcome.

Slide transition, Sandy returns to the basement lab.

Sandy Cheeks: I’m back from the bathroom! Now! Let's analyze our data Mr. Krabs! Wait… Mr. Krabs? *doesn’t see Mr. Krabs anywhere, and the alien cages are wide open* Oh nooooo!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *serves a Krabby Patty to a customer and then approaches Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln, Leni and The Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1* Guys, you do realize that is just a wooden cutout of Squidward right?

Patrick Star: I know! He is so amazing at engaging with me in small talk! Ay Squidward?

Dummy Squidward: *doesn’t respond*

Patrick Star: See!

Leni Loud: Wow!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Thanks, Patrick!

Patrick Star: You're welcome!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Right, um good for you I guess.

Lincoln Loud: Yes, I do.

Sandy Cheeks: *enters the Dining Area in a panic* SpongeBob!

Yellow Rectangle: What Sandy?

Sandy Cheeks: They’re loose!

SpongeBob's eyes and nose shrivel up knowing exactly what she is talking about.

Patrick Star: Who's loose?

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Leni, let's get outta here.

Leni Loud: Yeah. *walks to the Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1*

The aliens storm into the dining room. They vaporize three customers into dust with some lasers they found.

Patrick Star: Oh! Cool! Aliens!

Sandy Cheeks: No! Not cool!

The customers scream and try to make a run for it. One of the aliens touches his forehead followed by the others.

Lincoln Loud: What are they doing?!

Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts! They’re calling the mothership!

Patrick Star: Aww! But I wanted them to call the deathstar!

The alien mothership shows up in microseconds. The remaining Krustomers are all sucked up into the spacecraft via a green tractor beam.

Patrick Star: This is so not good!

Yellow Rectangle: Dang it!

Daredevil Rectangle: This isn't good at all!

The three aliens then surround Daredevil, Yellow, Red, Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lynn, Lincoln and Luna.

Sandy Cheeks: Guys, I have always liked you.

Patrick Star: But I thought Squidward did that.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What are we gonna do?

The aliens kidnap the nine, tie them up and bring them to the mothership.

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

Leni was at the Mall and the Bullies showed up again.

Bully #2: The nerd is here! *laughs*

Leni Loud: I don’t want to talk to you, please leave me alone.

Bully #1: We won’t leave. *slaps Leni*

Leni Loud: Owww!! Why did you do that?!

Bully #1: Because I don’t like you, Nerd.

Bully #2: Me too.

The bullies start hitting Leni and they leave.

Leni Loud: *cries* I-I-I guess I’ll go home. *shakes*

Leni makes it home, the Human Teenage Fashion Girls and Lana were watching TV. Leni enters and a Loud sister and the fashion girls were shocked when they saw Leni.

Lana Loud: OMG, Leni! Are you okay?!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3 and White Rectangle: *helps Leni to the couch*

Leni wasn’t able to speak.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: OMG! You are bleeding!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *rushes upstairs to get the First Aid Kit*

White Rectangle: I got it!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Leni? Are you okay, girl? Leni? Leni? *starts crying* Luna, she's dead! *sobs*

Luna Loud: She's not dead! Let’s help her, Dudes!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Fashion Girl Number 1, why are you crying?

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Because The Bullies hit Leni so hard! *continues sobbing*

Lana Loud: She looks in shock.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Something really bad must have happened!

They were helping Leni, Then she started speaking.

Leni Loud: H-h-hi.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Are you ok, Len?!

Leni Loud: I-I-I don’t know.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: What happened?!

Leni Loud: I-I-I was at the mall and the bullies came back… T-t-they started hitting me. *cries*

Lana Loud: Don’t worry, Leni. You are ok now.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *sniffs*

They hugged for a long time, and Leni fell asleep. The Human Teenage Fashion Girls and Lana were sitting next to Leni, talking. And Leni woke up screaming and having an Anxiety Attack.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Everything is fine! You are ok, girl!

Leni Loud: *Shaking, really scared*

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: Take a Deep Breath, Leni!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: You must Breathe.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #3: You got this, girlfriend!

Leni started calming down and they hugged, they helped Leni since then.

Slide transition to the trio are discovered by an army of angry aliens, all equipped with lasers.

Yellow Rectangle: What the?

Lincoln Loud: Where the heck are we?

SpongeBob SquarePants: This is it… I lived a good life while it lasted.

Patrick Star: But Dummy Squidward still didn’t give me a Krabby Patty! I almost screamed in anger at him!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait.. scream?

Luna Loud: What?!

The aliens charge up their lasers and are about to fire.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *puzzles on the word “scream”*

Lynn then remembers earlier when SpongeBob and Lincoln freaked at the sight of the encased aliens, and it still made them shudder.

Daredevil Rectangle: Patrick! Search your belly button again! I need a Christmas Picture!

Patrick Star: *searches the belly button of bouncy sounds again.

The aliens communicate through garbled language.

Alien #1: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "What is the pink idiot doing?"

Alien #2: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "I don’t know, is it his time of the month?"*

Red Rectangle: *finally finds a Christmas picture. Here you go!

Sandy Cheeks: Thanks! Take a gander at this SpongeBob and Lincoln!

SpongeBob and Lincoln analyze the photo and realize it is their embarrassing snapshot of them at a Christmas Party some odd years ago.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams in horror at the sight of it*

SpongeBob's never ending shrieks cause the aliens to block their ears. One even melts into pure liquid due to not being able to withstand the high frequencies.

Alien #1: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "Shut that stupid sponge up!"*

Alien #2: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "I'll use the laser!", then tries to use the laser, until it runs out of battery juice, then makes voice sounds and the caption says "Never mind, it's her birthday!"*

Alien #1: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "I don't care about her birthday!"*

Alien #2: *makes voice sounds and the caption says "Sorry."*

The rest of the aliens finally melt, including their lasers. SpongeBob and Lincoln grab and shred up the Christmas snapshot so he won’t ever have to look at it ever again.

Daredevil Rectangle: Let's steer this spacecraft home!

Patrick Star: Ok! Is this the steering thingy? *presses a button that says “Passenger Eject”*

Lynn Loud Jr.: PATRICK!

Sandy Cheeks: You idiot!

All of the probed Bikini Bottomites and humans are ejected out of the spacecraft. Luckily though, they land back into Bikini Bottom, even though the Hospital will now be up to the max with fall impact treatment. A probed Mr. Krabs is also ejected out of the spacecraft. He lands onto a conveyor belt.

Mr. Krabs: Arrghh! Look at me! *sees that my legs have been replaced with tentacles and my fingernails with eyeballs* I’m hideous! Arrrrgghhhh! Where even am I anyways?!

Mr. Krabs then sees the sign “Industrial Park.” He is headed straight for the arm cruncher.

Mr. Krabs: Deficit! *lands in and all that is heard of me is screams*

The Bullies: *laughs at Leni*

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *offscreen* Hey, leave Leni alone!

Bully #1: Huh?!

Bully #2: Who said that?!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Me!

Bully #1: What?!

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Don't worry. We'll take care of this.

Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Yeah!

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *fights the Bullies*.

Leni Loud: Girls, you saved me!

Human Teenage Fashion Girls: I know.

Sandy Cheeks: *lands the spacecraft right outside the Krusty Krab

Sandy Cheeks, SpongeBob, Patrick, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Luna Loud, Daredevil, Yellow and Red Rectangle: *exits and finally takes a breather*

Sandy Cheeks: We did it!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah, we did!

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I can’t believe it!

Galaz the Space Alien: Nice work, heroes! You defeated the evil space aliens!

Patrick Star: Potatoes!

Galaz the Space Alien: Potatoes? I can done it without you. Anyway, see you soon. *goes to UFO*

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Yellow, Red, Daredevil Rectangle, and Human Teenage Fashion Girls: Bye Galaz!

Sandy Cheeks: Okay, we go bury this spaceship, clean up all of the alien slime left over, and absolutely say nothing to the government about this! Are we clear?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Agreed!

Leni Loud: What does that mean?

A truck then drives up and exiting is a scientist, a short pudgy man with gray hair and coke bottle glasses, from Area 52.

Scientist Fish: I’m ready to buy those aliens! Where is Mr. Krabs?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lana Loud, Yellow, Red, Daredevil Rectangle and Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *looks at each other* We haven’t seen him.

Daredevil Rectangle: Come on, this is our team.

All: *smiles*

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*