Squidward's Sick Day (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: April 17, 2021

Episode Copyrighted: 2021

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

The episode begins with a shot of the exterior of the Krusty Krab on a rainy day. A drop of rain falls through a visible hole on the roof, and falls onto Squidward's head.

Squidward Tentacles: Hey!

The camera zooms out to show a bunch of angry customers.

Fish Customer #1: What's taking so long?

Fish Customer #2: I never got my fries!

Fred Rechid: *pops out from the ceiling* Why doesn't my father love me?

SpongeBob SquarePants: *puts my spatula on Squidward*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Quit it.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Quit it.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Quit it!

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: I said quit it!

Mr. Krabs: *toilet flushes* Mr. Squidward, clean up in the head.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: *spills soda* Also, clean up here.

Squidward Tentacles: *whimpers*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: I said clean up!

Fish Customers: Squidward! Squidward!

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward. *water drops on Squidward* Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

Larry Needlemeyer: Lincoln, will you quit it already!

Fish Customers: Squidward!

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward, Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: *my head falls onto the floor* Oh, no.

Mr. Krabs: Don't just lay there. Clean up. Clean up. Clean up!

Squidward Tentacles: *screams, then wakes up from my dream* It was just a dream. Just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream. Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work when there's so many more interesting things I could be doing. Just look at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony.

Music note falls of paper.

Squidward Tentacles: And my uneaten strudel.

Patrick Star: *eats strudel*

Squidward Tentacles: My strudel!

Lana Loud: *eats garbage food*

Patrick Star: Just tasted like pie to me.

Squidward Tentacles: It's a strudel, you barbarian. Just look at those pastry layers.

Patrick Star: *eats pastry layers* Oh, yeah.

Lana Loud: *keeps eating garbage food* Yeah, that's full of garbage food.

Leni Loud: Squidward, you woke up.

Squidward Tentacles: Ohh... I just woke up and the day is already a disaster. I can't face the Krusty Krab today. I am staying home and diving into an ocean of Squidward.

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