Raiders of the Lost Robloxian/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: November 21, 2009

Episode Copyrighted: 2009

This episode is rated TV-PG.

Episode starts at Roblox HQ.

Builderman: Roblox HQ is ready to load the computer. Right, Roblox.

Roblox: Yeah. No can do, Roblox.

Larry the Lobster: Umm, Builderman....

Builderman: Take me by the tongue and I'll-

Larry the Lobster: Okay! Enough of that, bro!

SpongeBob SquarePants: We have practice, Builderman!

Lincoln Loud: Please!

Builderman: Oh, right. Sorry. Where were we?

Squidward Tentacles: We were about to do some shooting drills!

Patrick Star: Oh boy! Shooting drills! *pulls out a pistol, and shoots Squidward 10 times in the leg*

Squidward Tentacles: *falls on the ground* AAAHHH!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! SHOOTING DRILLS!!!!

Lori Loud: *angrily* PATRICK, YOU'RE HURTING SQUIDWARD!

Patrick Star: Oh, I gotcha. *pulls a drill out of his toolbox; starts drilling a hole in Squidward' head*

Squidward Tentacles: AHHHHH!!!!!

Leni Loud: *laughs* You're so funny, Patrick.

Patrick Star: *puts my arm around her* I know.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: We still can't believe you two are dating.

Leni Loud: Why not?

Larry the Lobster: Welp....Patrick's a bit of a space cadet.

Leni Loud: He's an astronaut! OMG! I always wanted to date an astronaut!

Patrick Star: I'm an astronaut? AWW YEAH! I always wanted to date an astronaut!

Larry the Lobster: *facepalms*

Mr. Krabs: *sighs* They're perfect for each other.

Lori Loud: That ain't telling the truth.

Squidward Tentacles: Ain't that the truth.

Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *begins burning Squidward's body with matches*

Squidward Tentacles: GAHHH! What is wrong with you?

Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *begins making out*

Builderman: No making out during practice hours!

Larry the Lobster: Builderman, we never really practice.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We just sit here and talk.

Builderman: Touche'.

Lord Master Lox: I say we discuss game strategies! We're so pumped for tomorrow's game!

Plankton: Yeah!

Builderman: There's a game tomorrow?

Plankton: Yeah, you idiot!

Builderman: Oh. And who are you?

Lord Master Lox: Seriously? We've been here since the beginning!

Builderman: ?

Plankton: You honestly don't know who we are?

Builderman: You idiots are too perfect for eachother.

Plankton: Yoo-hoo! Down here, pretty boy!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah!

Builderman: Oh, yes. And you are?

Lord Master Lox: MASTER LOX!!!!!

Plankton: PLANKTON!!!!!

Builderman: Oh, you must be the pest problem we've been having. I thought I called that stupid exterminator last week-

Lord Master Lox: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! *angrily stomps out of the gym, and slams the door behind him*

Plankton: YEAH, ME TOO!!! *angrily stomps out of the gym, and slams the door behind him like Master Lox did*

Larry the Lobster: Did you hear something?

Mr. Krabs: Nope.

Slide transition to the Loud House.

Lincoln Loud: There we are, Leni.

They look at a photo of him and SpongeBob, Patrick and Leni bathing in the bathtub.

Leni Loud: Aw, you look so cute as a baby!

Patrick Star: How we bath together is so adorable!

Lincoln Loud: *blushes* I can't believe we bathe together when we were younger.

Leni Loud: Don't be embarrassed, we did it all the time when you were a baby.

Patrick Star: It shows us having a very close bond with each other. Isn't that right, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's give Lincoln a kiss.

SpongeBob, Patrick and Leni kissed him on his forehead and rubbed his back, he hugs them gently.

Lincoln Loud: *chuckles* Thanks, guys.

A soccer ball was bouncing around the house, it hits Lincoln in the head, making him fall.

Yellow Rectangle: *zips to Lincoln* Are you okay, Lincoln?

Lincoln Loud: Yeah, I'm fine!

Yellow Rectangle: Well, we went to my house.

Leni Loud: *yells* LYNN, GET DOWN HERE!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *runs downstairs to them* Ah, cool! You found my soccer ball!

Leni Loud: *angrily* WHICH YOU KICKED AND MADE IT HIT LINCOLN IN THE HEAD!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Pish posh, he can walk it off.

Yellow Rectangle: I don't care about you, Lynn.

Lincoln Loud: *holds my head* I'm gonna take a nap, a long one. *walks to my door and a bucket of water fell on me, drenching me*

Luan Loud: Pailed it! *laughs*

Lincoln Loud: C'mon, Luan! *groans*

The bucket ends up falling from the ceiling, hitting Lincoln in the head.

Lincoln Loud: Not again. *walks to his bed and falls asleep*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Knock it off, Luan. Look, he's asleep.

Luan Loud: Oh.

Yellow Rectangle: Oh no, my house is gone.

Slide transition to the Chum Bucket.

Plankton: *paces back and forth* Why don't those fools appreciate us!

Karen Plankton: *sleeps*

Lord Master Lox: Pearl, wake up.

Pearl Master Lox: *sleeps*

Plankton: I think you're the only person in the sea who cares about me, Karen!

Karen Plankton: *snores*

Lord Master Lox: I said, wake up, Pearl.

Pearl Master Lox: *snores*

Plankton: But, then again. We programmed you to care about us.

Karen Plankton: *wakes up* Who are you, again?

Plankton: Oh, forget it! Every game it's the same thing. Builderman never lets me play! NEVER! I'm a freakin' bench-warmer!

Karen Plankton: I thought I called the exterminator-

Plankton: Forget you, Karen! *unplugs her* Now, time for some serious business! MWA-HA HA-HA-HAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Pearl Master Lox: *wake up* Huh?!

Lord Master Lox: Plankton?

Plankton: Yes, Master Lox?

Lord Master Lox: Let's go to Roblox HQ.

Plankton: Okay, Master Lox. See ya soon, Pearl!

Slides transition to Roblox HQ.

He sees the team has been handcuffed and tied up.

Builderman: Guys! Who did this to you?

Lord Master Lox: We did.

Builderman: *looks in the corner* The trash can?

Plankton: No, look to the left a little.

Builderman: Uh, this piece of lint?

Plankton: No, your other left!

Builderman: Oh, little midget person! I remember meeting you yesterday!

Lord Master Lox: Curse you! Curse you all!!!

Screen then pans to the building that Yellow is seeing.

C00lkidd: *opens door*

Screen then fades inside the building.

C00lkidd: I got what you asked sir!

1x1x1x1: You did?? Let me see it.

C00lkidd: *drops the normal Robloxian* Here! He is ready to be a minion. C00lkidd.

1x1x1x1: Perfect! *makes evil smile* *uses power to get the normal Robloxian's energy* *brings the energy he doesn't need back*

The normal Robloxian is now showed as a noob.

1x1x1x1: Hehehe, thank you, Professor Noob. This badly ended for Yellow Rectangle! But I need 1,000,000 energy to start attacking Planet Builder, this isn't enough. *turns to Energy-o-Meter, which is only showing 50,900 energy in the meter, then turns to Professor Noob* Now, go! Go get more Planet Builder citizens please.

C00lkidd: YES SIR!

1x1x1x1: I'll give you two things. One, you're right. And two, I'm sick of him we're in this mess. It was all his fault. I'm gonna attack Yellow Rectangle's house and he will pay.

Screen pans to Yellow's house view.

Yellow Rectangle: *gasps and frowns* What have I done?! Someone is gonna attack my house!

Slide transition to Roblox HQ.

Builderman: Who are they?

Plankton: Clones.

Builderman: But you don't look like that.

Plankton: Anything's possible when you have a laboratory, my friend.

Builderman: Okay then.

1x1x1x1: Builderman, I destroyed his stuff.

Lord Master Lox: What?

Builderman: 1x1x1x1, what have you done to his stuff?!

1x1x1x1: Well, I'll capture you both.

Roblox: 1x1x1x1, don't do this to us.

Builderman: Step aside, 1x1x1x1.

Lord Master Lox: We're doing this for the fashion way.

Plankton: Anyway, kiss your team goodbye! *presses a button, which launches them to Neptune*

Builderman: Not cool! What do you have against my team, homie?

Plankton: Heh-heh-heh. He still doesn't get it. Boys, bring him to me.

Lord Master Lox: It's too late, Builderman. 1x1x1x1 is already here.

The big strong Plankton clones grab Builderman and forcefully drag him over to Plankton.

Builderman: What do you want from us, you evil little dirt bag!

Roblox: And what are you guys doing, anyway?

Plankton: Well that's not very nice, now is it? Mwahahah!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah, that was you, Builderman!

Builderman: Grrr.....

Lord Master Lox: Who cares, anyway!

Plankton: Care for a flashback, shall we? *presses a button, making a giant TV screen appear* Oooooh, pretty!

Plankton 2: *slaps him* Shut up!

The TV screen shows a collage of all the times Plankton has sulkily sat on the bench. Sadly waiting to have just one chance. But Builderman never lets him play.

Plankton: Now do you see my pain?

Builderman: Weird...I don't remember any of that.

Plankton: Because you didn't even know I existed!

Builderman: Wow, I feel horrible.

Lord Master Lox: You're about to feel even worse! Boys, pull the lever!

Plankton 3: Duh, okay boss. *pulls the lever*

Lord Master Lox: Alright then.

Roblox HQ is blasted to Neptune.

Plankton: You fools! That was the wrong lever! It was supposed to send Builderman to Neptune, not the whole gym!

Plankton 4: I told you! *smacks Plankton 5*

Plankton 5: I have nothing to do with this! *punches Plankton 3*

Plankton 3: That wasn't me!

Plankton: We all look the same!

Plankton 2: I have no idea how to breathe.

Plankton: Well, this sucks.

Time card reading "2 Hours Later"

French Narrator: 2 hours later…

Lincoln wakes up and he walks out of his room and goes to Leni and Lori's room, where Leni is reading. SpongeBob and Patrick are watching them.

Leni Loud: Hey, little brother, are you okay? How's the head?

Lincoln Loud: Good, I'm fine. I still got a headache.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Headache?!

Yellow Rectangle: *goes to Leni and Lori's room* Guys?

Leni Loud: He's attacking your house, Yellow.

Yellow Rectangle: What am I gonna do.

Lori comes in and see's Lincoln, she's enraged.

Lori Loud: How many times I had to tell you not to go into my bedroom! Get out!

Leni Loud: *angrily* IT'S MY ROOM TOO, LORI! HE CAN STAY IF HE WANTS TO!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *angrily* YEAH!

Patrick Star: *angrily* LEAVE OUR BEST BUDDY ALONE, LORI!

She angrily slammed her fist on her desk, making Lincoln stumble backwards and fall through Lori and Leni's closet, a coat rack hits Lincoln on his head, knocking him out; In the living room, Lincoln is on the couch, he regain consciousness, as the others look on worried.

Lincoln Loud: *groans* Uh, what happened? Where am I?

Leni Loud: You're in the living room, Lincoln.

Lana Loud: A shelf fell on your head.

Lori Loud: Lincoln, I'm so sorry.

Yellow Rectangle: Lincoln, he is attacking my house and it's all my fault!

Lincoln Loud: *gets confused* Thanks, but who are all you guys, and who is Lincoln?

The heroes are all gasps in shock of what he said.

Luna Loud: Uh oh. I think he has amnesia, dudes. *points to Yellow* 1x1x1x1 is attacking his house.

Lisa Loud: Take him to my room. I need to run a couple of tests on him.

Lori Loud: No, we're taking him to a hospital.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, good point.

Yellow Rectangle: I gotta check my house. *leaves*

Slide transition to Yellow's house.

Yellow Rectangle: It's good to be home.

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Well well well, Yellow. This isn't Roblox anymore. Now, I'm gonna destroy your house once and for all.

Yellow Rectangle: 1x1x1x1, don't destroy my house.

1x1x1x1: Why not?!

Yellow Rectangle: Because, you're evil. Lincoln's in a hospital bed.

1x1x1x1: What, Lincoln is in a hospital bed. I don't care. *goes to Yellow's house*

Yellow Rectangle: Wait.

1x1x1x1: *angrily* I SAID I DON'T CARE! *destroys Yellow's stuff* BREAKING STUFF IS FUN! *evil laughs*

Yellow Rectangle: NOT MY STUFF! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

1x1x1x1: Now, it's time to hack your house, Yellow. *evil laughs*

Yellow Rectangle: *screams and runs away from 1x1x1x1*

1x1x1x1: HEY, GET BACK HERE! *growls*

Slide transition at a hospital, it shows a hospital room where Lincoln, in a hospital bed, with bandages on his head, while the others are standing nearby, Dr. Marshall comes in.

Lisa Loud: How is he, doc?

Dr. Marshall: Heroes, I'm afraid your brother has amnesia. After he was given these blows to his head, his memories have been erased.

The heroes all gasp in complete shock at the revelation.

Lana Loud: *sadly* It's true.

SpongeBob SquarePants: He does have amnesia.

Leni Loud: *gets confused* Amnesia?

Mr. Krabs: Amnesia is a partial or total loss of memory.

Lincoln Loud: What this button do?

Lincoln pressed a button, folding the bed and him in it.

Leni Loud: Oh, what would happened if he doesn't get his memories back?

Dr. Marshall: Then he'll become a new brother forever.

Yellow Rectangle: Leni, Is Lincoln gonna be alright?

Leni Loud: *gets worried* Yeah! That's terrible!

Patrick Star: Oh no!

Red Rectangle: Oh my goodness!

Lori Loud: That's awesome!

Squidward Tentacles: Oh yeah!

Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Lori and Leni Loud: What, are you kidding me?! Are you nuts?!

Lisa Loud: I mean we can have a new brother.

Lola Loud: Yeah, not a disgusting slob who read comic books in his underwear!

Lana Loud: Don't you ever call my brother a slob, you princess snob!

The twins both fight each other, making Squidward break up the twins and she lifts them.

Squidward Tentacles: Alright, enough fighting!

Luna Loud: How long his amnesia will last, doctor?

Dr. Marshall: I dunno, maybe a week or so. It varies, just take him home and maybe he'll get his memories back from his surroundings.

Leni Loud: Thanks, Dr. Marshall. Let's go, Lincoln.

Lincoln walks out of his hospital bed and crashes into a wall, SpongeBob, Patrick and Leni grab his hand and he follows them.

Leni Loud: I hope his memories come back.

Patrick Star: I Agree.

At home, the siblings guide Lincoln to the door, he tries using the knob. Instead, he touches it, he shrieks, Luan opens the door, grab Lincoln's hand, and leads him inside, the others follow inside, they close the door.

Lincoln Loud: *looks around* What is this place?

SpongeBob SquarePants: This is your house, Lincoln.

Leni Loud: This is your home you live in, Linky. It has been your home since you were a baby.

Lincoln Loud: I live here?

Leni Loud: Yeah, you do. You're our only brother.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, whoever you are.

Leni Loud: This is harder than we thought.

Patrick Star: Yeah.

Lori Loud: We don't want the old Lincoln, we can mold him into a new brother.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, 1x1x1x1 destroys his house!

Leni Loud: No, I want my little brother! *to Lynn* Right, Lynn?

They notice Lynn and Lincoln missing.

Lucy Loud: Where's Lynn?

SpongeBob SquarePants: And where's Lincoln?

Patrick Star: And where is all his stuff?

SpongeBob SquarePants: 1x1x1x1 has it.

Patrick Star: Oh no.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *from outside* Aright, Lincoln, your next to hit the ball!

Leni Loud: WHAT?!

Leni runs outside to the front yard, she see's Lynn with a bat and helmet with Lincoln wearing a glove.

Leni Loud: Lynn, what are you doing?!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Lori and Squidward are right, Leni, we can change Lincoln, he's gonna be my new sports partner!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lynn, he's our best friend Lincoln.

Patrick Star: Yeah, best buddies forever!

Lincoln Loud: How do you hold a bat again?

Leni Loud: This is so wrong, Lynn.

Lynn Loud Jr.: But I always wanted a brother to play with me. I always wanted Lincoln to be my enthusiastic sports partner and now I have the perfect chance!

Lincoln threw a fastball and Lynn hits it, the ball was sent flying and broke the window leading to Lori's and Leni's room.

Leni Loud: My window!

She glares at Lynn, who gently sets her bat down and she runs away; Leni walks upstairs to her and Lori's room to see Lori and Squidward are with Lincoln.

Lori Loud: And that's how you give relationship advice.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks. I never knew giving flowers to some girl I like works.

Leni Loud: Lori, are you giving him dating advice?

Lori Loud: Duh. I can literally turn him into a dating pro.

Leni Loud: *grabs Lincoln* Well, I'm gonna turn him back into my brother, Lincoln Loud.

Yellow Rectangle: Guys, 1x1x1x1's here. Take cover!

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Looks like it's time to destroy this house, Yellow!

Pink Rectangle: Hey, leave him alone.

1x1x1x1: Huh?!

Pink Rectangle: It's off to jail for you, 1x1x1x1.

Leni Loud: I got this. *throws 1x1x1x1 through wall*

1x1x1x1: Ouch.

Roblox: Great work, Leni.

King Neptune: Clones? They look nothing like you.

Plankton: SHUT UP!!!!!

King Neptune: Grrrrr I'll show you. *snaps his fingers*

The clones disappear

Plankton: Noooo!!!! My clones!!! For once, I wanted to make a change! We wanted to play some Roblox!

Lord Master Lox: We were making tools for Roblox!

King Neptune: There's only one thing left to do. *snaps his fingers*

Everyone and the Loud House is transported back to Royal Woods.

SpongeBob: We're back!

Mr. Krabs: Hooray!

Patrick and Leni are making out.

Larry the Lobster: Have you two been doing this the entire time?

Patrick Star: Wait, what happened?

Leni Loud: Did we miss something?

Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *facepalms*

Builderman: Thanks for bringing us back, Mr. King of the Sea and of Neptune!

King Neptune: Hey, no problem!

Builderman: But if you don't mind me asking, where's the little insect dude?

King Neptune: Master Lox and Plankton? Oh, haha. I left them on Neptune. You don't need to worry about them anymore!

Time card reading "1 Hour Later"

French Narrator: 1 hour later…

Everyone is on the couch with Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Huh, so getting that many blows to the head has altered my memories?

Lynn Loud Jr.: Uh huh.

Lincoln Loud: Oh, and Lori, you and your group of sisters changing me into something different wasn't nice. Changing me into something else means you don't love me for who I am what's so ever.

Lori Loud: We're really sorry, Lincoln. We shouldn't have tried to changed you into something different.

Luan, Lynn Jr., Lola and Lisa Loud: Sorry!

SpongeBob SquarePants: We forgive you, guys. And we love you.

Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa hugged SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow and Red.

Lori Loud: We love you for just the way you are. It was horrifying that you lost your memories.

Yellow Rectangle: Guys, I'm gonna say we're sorry. My house was destroyed.

Red Rectangle: So, do mine.

Lincoln Loud: Whoa, I never thought of that. Leading me in a blank state, it's just scary that I lost my memories like that.

Leni Loud: *sweetly* Don't worry about it, Linky. As long as you got your memories back, you'll be fine and you'll always be our only brother.

Lincoln was so touched by Leni's touching remark, that he tightly hugs her, while he's in tears.

Leni Loud: *teary-eyed* I love you so much, Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: *voice breaks* I love you too, Leni!

SpongeBob SquarePants: And we love you too, Lincoln.

Patrick Star: Yeah!

The seven hugged each other, then SpongeBob Patrick, Yellow, Red Pink and Leni kissed him on the cheek.

Back on Neptune.

Plankton: Hello? Anyone? This is a bit lonely you could've at least left me a rubix cube *sighs*

Lord Master Lox: Hey, where's 1x1x1x1?

Cuts in jail.

1x1x1x1: Curses, Now I'm stuck here in jail. I guess I have to sit down.

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*