Love Sponge Sugary/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: February 9, 2008

Episode Copyrighted: 2007

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

* Episode starts*

In Squidward's House

Squidward Tentacles: *wakes up*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln?! What are you doing in my room?!

Lincoln Loud: I just wanted to remind you to be my Valentine as soon as possible!

Squidward Tentacles: Couldn't you have just called me?

Lincoln Loud: Yeah, but what's fun about that?

Squidward Tentacles: THE PART WHERE I GET TO SLEEP! *kicks Lincoln out of the front door* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

At The Loud House, cuts to the Parents.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Sometimes boyfriends don't know any guys you know, if he thinks they are stealing you, Bobby will sometimes get a little protective with you.

Rita Loud: He was protecting you, that's what boyfriends do.

Lori Loud: I know, I love him more than anybody else in the world...other than my family.

Squidward Tentacles: I kicked him out of my house, Lori

Lynn Loud Sr.: That's true, but if he see you with another guy, he will think that you are cheating on him.

Rita Loud: The thing is, you have to be more careful who you get involved with romantically.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Next time he calls you and gives you a second chance, accept it okay honey?

SpongeBob speaks to the audience.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *to audience* Well...I stand corrected, most everyone in my family loves the holiday, Squidward and Lori aren't to pleasant about the time of year, ever since they and "you know who" broke up, they haven't been themselves lately, when ever they mention either one, they goes ballistically angry at them.

Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey buddy Lincoln.

Pearl Master Lox: Hey guys.

Pearl Krabs: SpongeBob, Lincoln, is that yours?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course it is!

Lincoln Loud: Yes!

Yellow Rectangle: What’s wrong with him?

Lord Master Lox: Uhh. I can’t believe whoever she is.

Plankton: How did you afford it?

SpongeBob SquarePants: What do you mean? A Brand New Reality Show!

Barnacle Boy: What is that?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, that's just, A Brand New Reality Show! Here, try some! *tosses the can of cologne to Barnacle Boy*

Lana Loud: What's wrong with them?

Lucy Loud: *to Lana* Do you not remember what happened the last time?

Black Rectangle: *to Lana* Yeah!

Leni Loud: Was it about the convention?

Lola Loud: *to Leni* Nah, it's about how Lori and Bobby broke up.

Squidward and Lori looked at Lola, in an angry expression, her eyes turned red and showed her sharp teeth, they grabbed Lola with a death stare.

Lori Loud: *to Lola, gets angry* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Lola Loud: *grins nervously* Uh, nothing?

Squidward Tentacles: *gets angry, to Lola* YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M THE BOSS HERE!

Lori Loud: *gets angry, to Lola* YOU KNOW THE RULE IN THIS HOUSE, NEVER EVER MENTION THAT NAME WHEN I'M AROUND, I AM LITERALLY THE QUEEN, UNDERSTAND?!?! *throws Lola*

Squidward Tentacles: IDIOT!

Lola Loud: *lands on carpet, climbs up to her seat* Yes Lori, you are the queen, Why only mention it to recap what happened with Squidward.

Lori Loud: *annoyed, facepalms* Whatever.

Squidward Tentacles: *to all* REST OF YOU, IF ANY OF YOU MENTION THEIR NAME AGAIN.

Leni Loud: *points to Lincoln* Lincoln?

Patrick Star: *points to SpongeBob* SpongeBob?

Lori Loud: *to Leni and Patrick, annoyed* NO MY EX-BOYFRIEND, IF YOU MENTION MY EX-BOYFRIEND AGAIN, I'LL LITERALLY TURN ALL OF YOU INTO HUMAN PRETZELS.

Squidward Tentacles: YEAH!

Just then Lynn Sr. who heard all of it, scolds Lori.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Lori Marie Loud, I don't know where this kind of behavior came from, you need to sit down and control your temper, and no threatening your siblings, that is very serious young lady, if you ever act like this again, I'll cut your salary or maybe fire you from my restaurant, knock it off and start acting like a big sister to your siblings who look up to you.

Lori Loud: *annoyed, sits down* Fine.

Lori pulls out her phone and plays a game quietly, later Lori drives Vanzilla to the Shuttleworth daycare to drop off Lily, Lori gives Lily to one of the caretakers.

Lori Loud: See you later Lily.

Patrick Star: Hm... this bus looks strangely familiar. Wait a minute?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: How right you are, Patrick!

Lincoln Loud: Yes!

Squidward Tentacles: No! You don't mean...

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sing!

Squidward Tentacles: No!

Lori Loud: NO!

Squidward Tentacles: This is going to be too weird.

Red Rectangle: Aw, Bubblenuggets!

Buhdeuce: Yeah, you said "Bubblenuggets"!

Plankton: I feel like I'm forgetting something. *scratches head* Oh, well.

Sandy Cheeks: Huh?

Lord Master Lox: It's working, Plankton.

Plankton: Yeah, that's it.

Mrs. Puff: What's going on?

Rambamboo: FREEZE! *hands Mrs. Puff a paper*

Mrs. Puff: What's this? *reads the paper, which appears to be a wanted poster* What?! SpongeBob... Patrick!

Patrick Star: What?

Mrs. Puff: You guys buffoons have crossed the line, this time!

Leni Loud: What are you talking about?

Mrs. Puff: Don't play dumb with me! You popped in prison, and now we're wanted criminals! *grabs SpongeBob*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe this fifty will make you reconsider what you're about to do to me? *hands Mrs. Puff a fifty dollar bill*

Mrs. Puff: What, you're just going to give me fifty dollars?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, pretty much.

Mrs. Puff: If I keep this up I'll be a millionaire in... twenty thousand years! That's only... seven million, three-hundred thousand days! What a sucker!

Mermaid Man: I don't mean to rain on your parade, but we have bigger things to worry about right now. *points to Rambamboo*

Barnacle Boy: I saw her you old coot.

Lana Loud: Oh.

Lola Loud: I have a tea party.

Mrs. Puff: Oh, right... ah! *runs away*

Lincoln Loud: Right.

Lori Loud: Bobby! Please, no!

Squidward Tentacles: Please, don't arrest me!

Rambamboo: I'm sorry, but according to this ancient scroll... *Begins to read the scroll aloud* "The penalty for the destruction in prison."

Squidward Tentacles: *grabs the scroll, and rips it in half*

Rambamboo: *sighs* That's gonna be in prison.

Squidward Tentacles: What?!

Rambamboo: That scroll was in prison.

Squidward Tentacles: But... but... but-

Rambamboo: NO BUTS! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL! *leaves*

Squidward Tentacles: *turns around, gets angry and points at Lincoln and Leni* YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I'M LEAVING! *leaves*

Lincoln Loud: Wait!

Leni Loud: Did we give him tan?

Lincoln Loud: Must've been Squidward's tan.

Leni Loud: We can't believe it! Squidward was angry!

Sandy Cheeks: That’s right! We can get out of this mess; we just need to stick together!

Lisa Loud: According to my calculations, we'll all go insane in less than four hours unless we somehow manage to escape.

Karen Plankton: Yes.

Pearl Master Lox: Yeah, that one.

Time card reading "Less Than 4 Hours Later"

French Narrator: Less than 4 hours later…

Less than 4 hours later, Valentine's Day, each of them had to exchange their valentines to each other.

Luna Loud: *gives Luan a Valentine card* Happy Valentine's day roomie!

Luan Loud: Aw, thanks.

Lincoln Loud: *cries* We all wanted to be our Valentine. Squidward hates us.

Leni Loud: *cries* Yeah. *sniffs and gives her valentine to Lola* Happy Valentine's Day Lola!

Lola Loud: Two things: One, it's Valentine's day and two, thanks Leni.

Leni Loud: Oh, right. Hey Patrick.

Patrick Star: Hey Leni.

Yellow Rectangle: I'm sorry about Squidward.

Red Rectangle: Yeah.

Blue Rectangle: According to my calculations, loud sisters must thank everyone for their card.

Lucy Loud: Sigh, the day of saint Valentine, the month of hearts and love, my least favorite holiday.

Black Rectangle: Uhh.

Lana Loud: *annoys Lucy and Black* Bummer!

Lucy Loud: *annoyed, to Lana* You are lucky that I'm not a vampire or I will suck your blood so dry, you will be like the undead.

Black Rectangle: You must be killed.

Lana Loud: Okay okay, don't have a cow.

After each sister gives each other a Valentine, all of the sisters turn to Lincoln.

Leni Loud: Here's a Valentine for you Linky.

Patrick: Star: For you.

Pink Rectangle: For you.

Luna Loud: Here's one from me too bro.

Purple Rectangle: One for me.

Luan Loud: Here's one for you and from me.

Green Rectangle: It's for me.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Head's up.

White Rectangle: Look at those muscles.

Orange Rectangle: Da Da Da I love em.

Lucy Loud: Here's one from the darkness...correction, it's from me.

Black Rectangle: It's for me.

Lana Loud: Here you go big brother.

Lola Loud: I present to you, a card for you my dear big brother Lincoln.

Lisa Loud: I do have a heart to pick for you, please except this chocolate heart from which I did not create from science but had assistance with mother and father unit.

Lily Loud: Poo Poo Winky *kisses Lincoln on the cheek*

Sisters and parents: *adored of how Lily kissed Lincoln on the cheek* Awwwwwwwwwww.

Lincoln Loud: Thank you guys, I appreciate those cards and chocolate you present to me.

All expect for Lincoln: You're Welcome Lincoln.

Lori Loud: *gasps* Oh my gosh, Lincoln, I forgot to give you something.

Lincoln Loud: That's okay Lori, I got something for you, I made this for you in honor of you going to college, *gives Lori a giant paper heart with pictures of Lincoln and Lori together* It's a collage of us two, you can hang this up on your dorm and you can think about me, because you are my favorite big sister.

Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, I didn't give you for your Valentine.

Lincoln Loud: It's okay, Squidward.

Leni Loud: *confused* Wait, I thought I was your favorite?

Luna Loud: *confused* I thought I was his favorite too?

Purple Rectangle: *confused* I thought I was their favorite too?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Yellow Rectangle, Lori and Lincoln Loud: *to Luna, Leni, Red, Purple, Pink and Patrick* It's a fan opinion thing.

Squidward and Lori looked at the photos and with a smile, a tear shed from her eye, she then turns to SpongeBob and Lincoln and gives them a great big hug.

Lori Loud: Oh Lincoln and SpongeBob, you are literally so sweet, and We're sorry for all the abuse.

Lincoln Loud: We told you Lori, all is forgiven.

Lori Loud: Well, it's off to school with you, the bus is here.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh SpongeBob and Lincoln, you are so sweet, and I'm sorry.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.

Patrick Star: *gnaws on arm, and laughs crazily*

Pearl Master Lox: Is Lincoln okay?

Karen Plankton: Well... He is. it's not exactly what I had in mind... but okay.

Squidward Tentacles: This is Patrick we're talking about, he's always like this. This is Leni, and she gives cards for Valentine's Day.

Pearl Krabs: We can't just stay here like this! We need an escape plan!

Plankton: An escape plan?

Pearl Krabs: Exactly!

Lord Master Lox: Yes, my inator was built.

Plankton: But this place is covered with guards! You're lucky to get privacy in the bathroom around here!

Pearl Krabs: Patrick, you like to eat stuff, right?

Patrick Star: *stops gnawing on arm* Yeah.

Pearl Krabs: What about dirt?

Lana Loud: *eats dirt and burps* That is good.

Leni Loud: Aw, Lana don't be nervous.

Patrick Star: Please, how do you think I got these bad boys? *flexes his muscles, which begin to sag*

Yellow Rectangle: *to Leni* Hey, where's Lincoln?

Leni Loud: He would be back.

Pearl Krabs: Do you think that you could eat us out of here?

Patrick Star: Well...

Pearl Krabs: *Shoves Patrick's moth into the ground* Eat!

Patrick Star: *gulps as he begins eating a small passage underneath the loud house*

Karen Plankton: What happens when we reach a dead end?

Pearl Master Lox: Guys, there is a hole on the wall.

Pearl Krabs: Well- *feels a sudden bump, as they reach a dead end* I guess we're about to find out.

Luna Loud: Dudes, we have to see this.

Patrick Star: *spits out small clumps of dirt from his mouth* I can't eat anymore.

Lana Loud: Yeah, me too.

Pearl Krabs: Here, let me try.

Yellow Rectangle: Everybody to the attic.

At the attic.

Yellow Rectangle: Okay, we're at the attic.

Pearl Master Lox: *nudges the dead end, as it breaks loose, and we begin to see a light* There it is.

Karen Plankton: Look, a light!

Barnacle Boy: Out of my way! *rushes towards the exit*

Rambamboo: Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Mermaid Man: Uh... we were just leaving! *runs away with them following behind him*

Rambamboo: ARREST THEM!

Guards: *starts chasing them*

All: *screams and runs*

Lord Master Lox: Why are we running?

Plankton: They're too fast!

Barnacle Boy: What are we going to do?

Karen Plankton: I think you know what we have to do.

Pearl Master Lox: Look.

Plankton: We surrender!

A helicopter appears above them.

Scooter: *drops a latter* Get in!

They climb onto the helicopter.

Plankton: So long, suckers!

Lord Master Lox: Happy Valentine's Day, you'll never get us now.

The helicopter flies away.

At The Loud House

Lincoln Loud: It was fun.

Leni Loud: Yeah.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Here you go, guys.

Patrick Star: Thanks.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Happy Valentine's Day.

Leni Loud: Don't worry guys, we're going to the mall.

Squidward Tentacles: *feels guilty* Oh, how could you.

Lori Loud: I'm sorry, guys I have to go with Squidward, bye.

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*