A Squidwork Orange/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: May 25, 2002

Episode Copyrighted: 2001

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

French Narrator: It's just a normal day in the Krusty Krab, but out of nowhere, Mr. Krabs comes up to the Krusty Krew with a special meeting.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What is it, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I have to announce to you all, I am going on a permanent vacation. I'm probably going to come back once in a while but that leaves the joint with no one to manage it. Squidward and Lori, would you like to become--

Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *walks out of the door*

Mr. Krabs: Well, that leaves you, SpongeBob and Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *bawls* No, Mr. Krabs! No! Please, please, please don't go!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob and Lincoln, stop grabbing onto my leg.

Lincoln Loud: *frowns* Okay, fine!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Who will count all the money?

Mr. Krabs: Me. I've made 96% the earnings of the Krusty Krab to go to my bank account.

Lincoln Loud: And the rest?

Mr. Krabs: Well, to you, maybe.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Pleaaase don't go! Mr. Krabs. We love you!

Mr. Krabs: *irritates* SpongeBob and Lincoln, let me go. Well, I leave you with no other choice. *hits SpongeBob and Lincoln with a frying pan*

Time card reading "2 Hours Later"

French Narrator: 2 hours later.

Scene cuts to The Loud House.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Son we need you in your the suit on.

Lincoln Loud: Yes dad.

Lori Loud: Well Lincoln, we're waiting.

Squidward Tentacles: Those moron is ripping suits.

Lincoln looks at his family at the moment then looks at the squirrel suit until...

Lincoln Loud: AAAUUUUGGGHHHH *rips the squirrel suit*

Squidward Tentacles, Lori and Lynn Loud Sr.: *gasps*

Lincoln Loud: IT'S A SQUIRREL RUG!!!! *laughs crazy.*

Lynn Loud Sr.: Lincoln what are you doing son!?

Lincoln Loud: *throws the shredded pieces in the air while laughs crazy*

Lori Loud: What's literally gotten into you?

Squidward Tentacles: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, LINCOLN! NOW, LOOK AT THIS MESS! CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW!

Lincoln Loud: Sure thing!

But he has Luna's axe and Lynn's baseball bat and starts swinging around with them.

Lincoln Loud: YEEEAAAHHH!!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, what are you doing?

Luna hides in her room holding Lily seeing their brother going crazy. Lincoln was going crazy! Destroying everything in the whole house like a crazy madman!

Yellow Rectangle: Lincoln, please man.

Lynn Loud Jr.: You're making a mess!

White Rectangle: You're ruining my weights!

Lincoln Loud: Okay! *pulls a vacuum and sucking stuff in the living room* Yeah!

Lynn Loud Sr.: Stop it!

Red Rectangle: *stomps on the printer*

Yellow Rectangle: Hold on a second, Red! It's not the printer's fault you can't print a photo.

Red Rectangle: You're right, I'm sorry!

The vacuum sucks Lynn Sr's clothes leaving him nothing but his underwear.

Lincoln Loud: WHOOPS! *laughs crazy*

Lynn Loud Sr.: Son, what’s gotten into you!?

Lori Loud: *gets worried* Lincoln, take it easy!

Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, stop!

Rita Loud: Lincoln you are way out of line young man! Stop this behaviour immediat- *notices Lincoln takes out the vacuum bag* No wait!

Lincoln Loud: *rips it open releasing the dust*

All: *starts coughing and sneezing*

Lincoln Loud: *uses Lori's phone* Hello Bobby this is Lori's brother Lincoln speaking.

Bobby Santiago: Bro, what are you doing with babe's phone.

Lincoln Loud: Just this. *burps*

Lori Loud: *grabs her phone out of Lincoln's hand and turns it off* You've gone mad!

Bobby Santiago: *gets confused* What was that about? Oh well.

Time card reading: "Meanwhile"

French Narrator: Meanwhile.

Lincoln Loud: *puts my tongue out in front of Lori*

Lori Loud: Don’t you dare!

Lincoln Loud: *licks Lori's hands*

Lori Loud: EEEWWWW!!! GROSS!!!

Lincoln Loud: WOOO!!!! WOOOO!!!! MEEEP MEEP MEEEP MEEEP MEEP MEEP! *goes to my dad's records*

Lynn Loud Sr.: Not my disco records!

Lincoln Loud: *scratches them like a DJ and flings them into the air and they shattered to the ground*

Lynn Loud Sr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cries*

Lincoln made Lori's picture with Bobby crooked.

Lincoln Loud: Hiya!

Lori Loud: Not crooked!

Then Lincoln grabs Lynn's Trophies.

Lynn Loud Jr.: My trophies!

Lynn Loud Sr.: *trembles in fear.* Lincoln, this has gone too far son!

Lincoln Loud: *grabs Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures*

SpongeBob SquarePants: My action figures!

Lincoln Loud: *throws Lynn's trophies and SpongeBob's action figures outside the window*

Lincoln was causing all kinds of mayhem! Until he flooded the bathroom.

Lincoln Loud: *slides on it and lands on the ground*

Lincoln Loud: Ow.

Clyde McBride: Lincoln?

Lincoln Loud: What happened?

Clyde McBride: What happened? You did it Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: I did?

SpongeBob SquarePants: It worked!

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Yeah you face your problems with your family by going nuts!

Clyde McBride: How do you feel?

Lincoln Loud: I feel good. I think.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.

Scene cuts, Squidward starts narrating the story and there are pictures of Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: *narrates* This is a story about me. Squidward Q. Tentacles, an originally good person until SpongeBob showed up. Died after posting an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob and Lincoln, and woke up after realizing I'm still alive and it was all just a dream. After realizing I was still alive, I had to change my life forever. This story was called "A Squidwork Orange".

A beethoven music plays and the words, "Squidward Tentacles: A Squidwork Orange". Squidward begins tossing and turning after having the dream of him getting killed. He wakes up screaming.

Squidward Tentacles: *screams* AHHHHH! HF, PF, hf, pf...hf...pf. Oh, it was just a nightmare. I hope I never do that again.

He goes back to sleep, and wakes up the next morning all groggy. He walks outside with his clarinet.

Squidward Tentacles: How about a little solo of beethoven? *kisses the clarinet*

After he gets ready to play, he starts hearing laughter.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*

Patrick Star: *laughs*

Lincoln Loud: Oh, SpongeBob.

Leni Loud: Hey, octopus guy.

Lana Loud: Hey, squidward.

He walks over to them and complains.

Squidward Tentacles: *yells* What in the buffoons are you guys doing!? Can't you let me play my clarinet in peace!?

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're sorry Squidward. We were having a laughing contest.

Patrick Star: Yeah, you should join us Squidward.

Leni Loud: Yeah.

Lana Loud: *eats mud*

Squidward Tentacles: I AM NOT JOINING YOUR-

While Squidward was yelling, a mosquito flies into his clarinet.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: *notices it except Squidward*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhhh...Squidward?

Squidward Tentacles: Don't "Uhhh...Squidward?" me!

Patrick Star: But.

Squidward Tentacles: Don't!!!

He then sucks in when he was about to play the clarinet. And the mosquito goes in and gets stung in the throat.

Squidward Tentacles: *chokes*

Lana Loud: Hey Squidward, you got stung on the neck.

Squidward Tentacles: *chokes*

SpongeBob SquarePants: You should see Sandy, Green and Lisa. They might know how to get rid of that bump.

Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *makes a run for it*

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and Lana Loud: Bye Squidward! Bye Lori!

Lincoln Loud: We should get going, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Good idea.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks, then bumps to 1x1x1x1* Oof!

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* It’s time to destroy you both!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *both screams and runs away from 1x1x1x1* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

1x1x1x1: Grrrr! *starts chasing SpongeBob and Lincoln*

Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, he’s gaining on us!

1x1x1x1: *runs faster*

Lincoln Loud: *stops running to The Loud House* Phew, I think we’re safe here! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! *gasps* He’s got SpongeBob! *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Help me, Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: I’m coming, SpongeBob!

1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lincoln Loud: *gasps*

1x1x1x1: *kills SpongeBob*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ouch! *dies*

1x1x1x1: *laughs*

Lincoln Loud: *feels guilty* Oh no! SpongeBob! *gasps*

He's at Sandy's dome and she begins inspecting the bump in Squidward's throat.

Lisa Loud: Mm-hm...You've got a big bump in your throat that is big as a hog with a peanut butter sandwich.

Sandy Cheeks: *pulls out a needle* Now hold still Squidward, this won't hurt a bit.

Squidward begins sweating and screams and chokes at the same time. But Sandy injected the needle in his throat and the bump is gone. Lisa is looking at Squidward's throat.

Squidward Tentacles: Thanks.

Lori Loud: No problem, Squidward.

Sandy Cheeks: And since you're here with your clarinet, How would you like to be my test subject?

Squidward Tentacles: *stammers* What, oh, no, no no no no!

Sandy Cheeks: C'mon just let me try it on your clarinet.

Lori Loud: Your clarinet?

She then runs to her closet and pulls out some sort of gun.

Squidward Tentacles: What is that?

Sandy Cheeks: It's my new Better Music Player 5000!

Squidward Tentacles: And?

Sandy Cheeks: It allows music to be played even better than a bulldog on a tree! *points my gun at Squidward's clarinet* Hold still Squidward. *fires a laser at Squidward's clarinet*

Green Rectangle: What?

Squidward Tentacles: That's it?

Sandy Cheeks: Of course silly. Go ahead, try it out.

The camera is now outside the dome and as Squidward was about to play the clarinet, he exploded. Scene cuts to The Loud House, Lincoln is crying because SpongeBob is dead.

Lincoln Loud: *feels guilty* This is all my fault! I never should have sprouted that nonsense, now SpongeBob is dead!! Me and my stupid big mouth!!! Why do I have such horrible friends! *sobs*

Lynn Loud Sr.: I know son! I know! Just hold on tight! It’ll be over soon. Those dumb friends of yours have lost it!! We never should have let them go this far!

Rita Loud: You said it Honey, this is madness!!! Just wait until we get our hands on them! They are so grounded when we get out of here!!

Lincoln Loud: If I’d just listened to Red, Sandy and not gotten involved, none of this would have happened. I should have known better than to butt in and spout stupid secrets!! SpongeBob is dead and my bedsheets get taken and I'm not even allowed to watch TV! *cries* I have to heal SpongeBob.

Rita Loud: Trust me sweetie, your sisters are in so much trouble when we get out of here.

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry boi, he's gonna be okay and heal him.

Lincoln Loud: You're right, Mr. Krabs! *sniffs* I'm a failure! *continues crying*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ahem!

Lincoln Loud: *gets excited* SpongeBob, you're okay!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, are we best friends?

Lincoln Loud: Yes, we are!

But then crying was heard inside.

Lincoln Loud: Guys?

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *enters*

SpongeBob and Lincoln saw everyone was crying their eyes out.

Patrick Star: SpongeBob? Lincoln?

Leni Loud: Linky...is that you...?

Yellow Rectangle: I'm sorry, guys.

Lincoln Loud: Hey I'm sorry of how I went insane and-

Mr. Krabs: No boys, I'm sorry. I lost me money in the first place.

Red Rectangle: It's my fault, SpongeBob and Lincoln. I should've threatened you breaking it. I have been a real jerk. I'm sorry.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Red.

Red Rectangle: *hugs them*

Lincoln Loud: It’s all right Red.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *hugs back*

Luna Loud: *comes out of my room and holds Lily* That was totally crazy bro!

Lily Loud: Poo Poo, Winky!

Each out to him as Lincoln picks her up and hugs her.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know guys. We're sorry. We’ll have the damages paid out of our allowance.

White Rectangle: We know!

Lori Loud: Yeah.

Squidward Tentacles: You guys have ruined everything.

Lincoln Loud: Oh guys.

Rita Loud: You going crazy made us realize our mistakes.

Clyde McBride: What a wake up call.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: No kidding.

The heroes did a group hug.

Clyde McBride: I get so choked up over these moments.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: *sniffs*

In SpongeBob’s House

SpongeBob SquarePants: *wakes up* Ah, that was all a bad dream...wait. It wasn't a dream! No! How will I run the restaurant? *calls Patrick*

Patrick Star: Hello?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I need some help. I'm the new manager of the Krusty Krab and I've got no employees. I need you to come here as fast as you can.

Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *besides SpongeBob and Lincoln* Hi SpongeBob and Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *shocks* AHHH!!

Lincoln Loud: Patrick, Leni, what are you doing here?!

Patrick Star: Hehe.

Leni Loud: We're sorry for surprising you. We've just got really good speed.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Anyway, you've got to serve table 19.

Patrick Star: Okie-dokie!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *goes to the kitchen* Order for table 4!

Patrick Star: *runs* I'm coming! *leaves food on the counter and goes to table 4*

Leni Loud: What will be your order?

Customer: BUT WE ALREADY ORDERED, YOU TWIT!

Leni Loud: Dang It.

Lincoln Loud: *irritates* Leni!

Leni Loud: Sorry Lincoln.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Please go to my house and get Gary here. We need a cashier.

Patrick Star: Aye-aye, captain!

Leni Loud: I'm on it!

Time card reading "3 Hours Later"

French Narrator: 3 hours later.

3 hours later, SpongeBob and Lincoln get ready for work at The Krusty Krab. A riot has now started in the Krusty Krab.

Fish #1: Where's our food?

Fish #2: We've been waiting for 30 minutes!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Where's Patrick?

Lincoln Loud: And where's Leni?

Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *comes through the door* Here!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Why did it take so long for you to bring Gary?

Patrick Star: Sorry SpongeBob, I brought a recruit, he's my friend Marty.

Leni Loud: Hey, guys. I brought my dad.

Leni's Dad: Hey, I've been eating Krabby Patties!

Leni Loud: Thanks, dad.

Marty Star: I've finished whipping up a batch of 100 Krabby Patties!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Woah, for once, Patrick...you've done well! Thanks!

Patrick Star: No problem, now we've got to serve all these people.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni. You love the mall.

Leni Loud: Yes!

At the end everything goes well as planned, but will it stay this way always?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Phew, what a day. Now, I guess it's time to prepare for tomorrow.

Patrick, Marty Star, Leni Loud and Leni's Dad: Yes!

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*