A Wonderful Place for Pets (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: October 24, 2020

Episode Copyrighted: 2020

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Episode starts up to a shot of the Krusty Krab zooming in towards the front entrance with Fred walking into the restaurant. It then transitions to inside the restaurant where we see customers eating and Squidward delivering food to tables.

Squidward Tentacles: Order for...

Incidental 41 and Incidental 42 show looks of excitement as they quickly snatch their food from the plate Squidward is holding. It then shows them eating their food like a bunch of slobs and getting Soda all over Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Eugh, oh. Disgusting. You people eat like animal... animal... achoo!

Squidward sneezes and it causes him to slam his head into the plate getting the two soda cups getting stuck in his eyes. He then pushes his eyes through the bottom of the soda cups and uses them as binoculars as he looks at the table next to him.

Lori Loud: Hey, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Hey, Lori. Order for small Krabby Patty. Are you going to college?

Lori Loud: Yeah, Squidward. I am going to college.

Ms. Mildred: Oh, who's my baby? Oh, who's my baby? *feeds my pet worm who is coming out of my purse a small Krabby Patty*

Squidward then pulls the soda cups off of his eyes which results in his eyeballs becoming small. He then walks over to Ms. Mildred's table.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh no. You cannot bring a worm in here. It's unclean! And some of us are alergi... Achoo!

Lori Loud: Me too! Achoo! I'm too sick to go to college.

Squidward Tentacles and Lori Loud: *hits our head on the table as Ms. Mildred*

Ms. Mildred's worm looks at them very surprised as Lana plays dirty mud.

Mr. Krabs: *rushes onscreen* What's with all the sniffy fits out here Mr. Squidward and Lori?

Squidward Tentacles: It's not my fault Mr. Krabs, she snuck a pet into the restaurant!

Lori Loud: And it's not my fault, she plays dirty mud!

Ms. Mildred: Oh! I didn't know my sweet little Fee Fee wasn't allowed.

Fee Fee then whines at Mr. Krabs with a sad face and then Squidward sneezes all over both Mr. Krabs as Lori is going to college and Fee Fee resulting in her hair flying onto Mr. Krabs's eyestalks. Fee Fee then strains and manages to make her hair to grow back instantly.

Lana Loud: *plays dirty mud* Hey, Lola I should play dirty mud.

Lola Loud: Uh, you are playing dirty mud.

Patrick Star: So I could eat off the floor.

Bubble Bass: You are eating off the floor.

Lana Loud: But, I'm playing dirty mud!

Patrick Star: Yeah but, I want to eat Krabby Patties off the floor!

Larry the Lobster: The pink dude might have the right idea guys, if we dress up as pets.

White Rectangle: Wow, a pet!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Me too!

Fred Rechid: We can trick Krabs into serving us, of course!

Lord Master Lox: If you want to make costumes I have a craft corner.

Everyone runs to the craft corner to make animal costumes.

Fred Rechid: Oh, boy!

Old Man Walker: Has anyone seen the glue?

Plankton: *evil laughs* *gets inside Spot's Body* Now's my chance to sleep into the Krusty Krab in my pet, Spot.

Spot: Barf, Barf!

Lord Master Lox: *gets inside Miyduke's body* And here's our plan.

Plankton: *evil laughs* Hey...what's happening? *gets digested by Spot* No, Spot! Stop digesting me, Spot! Spot! *screams*

Spot: *excretes his eye*

And then he wanders away.

Plankton: Barnacles…

Lord Master Lox: No, Miyduke! Don't Miyduke! Miyduke! *screams*

Miyduke: *excretes his eyes as well*

And he wanders away as well.

Lord Master Lox: Dang it.

Meanwhile back at the Krusty Krab, everyone's eating chum while Mr. Krabs puts money away.

Mr. Krabs: Into the wall you go! *gets shocked* What the?

Fred Rechid: Oh boy, I mean Arf Arf! I'm hungry!

Tom the Fish: *laughs* Woof woof!

Mr. Krabs: Squidward?

Squidward Tentacles: Yes Mr-Achoo Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a showdown.

Bubble Bass: Greetings fellow lagmorth, Perhaps you might consider sharing a sither of your b-- I'm gonna chase the--

Patrick Star: Pet fight!

Fred Rechid: My leg!

Squidward Tentacles: No no no, bad scallops aah! *screams*

Leni Loud: What's going on? Why are they fighting?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Who's ready for... A violent throw? Stop please! The Krusty Krab is a place of peace. The health inspector?

Lincoln Loud: The health inspector?

Leni Loud: The health inspector?

Health Inspector: Uh... roar?

SpongeBob SquarePants: *confused* But, I thought you said people and pets can't eat together.

Lincoln Loud: *confused* I thought we would eat at the Krusty Krab.

Leni Loud: *confused* Yeah.

Luan Loud: *angrily* What are you doing here?

Bubble Bass: *angrily* Yeah, what are you doing here?

Mr. Krabs: *angrily* This whole mess is your fault.

The crowds start cornering the Health Inspector.

Health Inspector: *slowly walking back to the wall* I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty. We've all been there, right?

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