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Episode Aired: April 12, 2008

Episode Copyrighted: 2008

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

Episode starts at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School on a stuffy and boring school day, close to lunchtime.

Mrs. Puff: And that is why we now use acceleration on the right side of the road rather than the left.

The students groan all except SpongeBob and Lincoln who says..

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: YAY!!

Mrs. Puff: Creep….

The Lunch Bell Rings and SpongeBob and Lincoln as well as the other students prepare to head to the Cafeteria.

Mrs. Puff: Wait! I want to tell you quickly that we have got a new food option, it is called Chilli Cheese Puffs!

Student: Boating School Food stinks.

Mrs. Puff: May I also mention that this food is sponsored from Paco Bell!

Student: LET’S GO!!

Students: *rushes into the cafeteria to get a school meal that is actually edible for a change*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Chilli Cheese Puff, here SpongeBob comes!

Lincoln Loud: *jumps to entry* And he sticks the landing!

SpongeBob is blocked from entry into the cafeteria.

Mrs. Puff: No Entry.

Lincoln Loud: Is this a joke?

Mrs. Puff: No it ain’t.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh uh do we need to make up homework or a quiz?

Mrs. Puff: No… You are prohibited from eating Chilli Cheese Puffs.

Lincoln Loud: WHAT?! Why?!

Mrs. Puff: Cause the Big Fat Meanie said so! You and everybody have no problem calling me that!

Lincoln Loud: But that joke was made 15 years ago! And Leni did it on purpose!

Mrs. Puff: But you gave him an account on Bikini Bottom's Funniest Home Entertainment! He uploaded a picture of him mocking me! *grabs out my Shell Phone 9 and shows Lincoln that picture*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh uh.

Mrs. Puff: *points Lincoln to his seat*

Lincoln Loud: *sits*

His stomach growls while Mrs. Puff sits at her desk reading the town newspaper. Lincoln gets out his phone since he is all caught up on his work. However, Mrs. Puff throws a pencil at him.

Lincoln Loud: OW!

Mrs. Puff: No phones allowed, next offense results in a detention.

Lincoln Loud: But we have to do something! I’m caught up! I’m bored! I’m hungry!!

Mrs. Puff: As if I care.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Me and Patrick went jellyfishing.

Lincoln Loud: Can I at least call Leni, and try to straighten this out?

Mrs. Puff: Hmmmmm, okay, but you use the school phone.

Lincoln Loud: Thank you! *goes to the corner of Mrs. Puff’s classroom*

Leni's phone rings, waking her up in Lori and Leni's room.

Leni Loud: DANG FREZZY! HUH?! What?! Oh. *picks it up* Hello?

Lincoln Loud: YOU DIRTBAG!!!!

Leni Loud: Woah?! What?! Who is this?!

Lincoln Loud: This is Lincoln!

Leni Loud: Hey brother!

Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* DON’T HEY BROTHER ME!

Leni Loud: Why?

Lincoln Loud: *angrily* You got me in trouble due to posting that picture of Mrs. Puff as a big fat meanie! You're the one who called us an idiot! Just like we were stuck in the attic!

Leni Loud: I did? Oh wait, yeah! That photo was so popular! They liked it! Even Squidward liked it! And Lori! And I thought he wasn’t up to speed with Social Media! Huh, well, anyways, what now?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Help!

Mrs. Puff: *presses the hang up button since SpongeBob only has limited time like you would in a Prison*

Lincoln Loud: Me! *faints*

Slide transition to the Loud House in Lincoln's room, he is still sleeping.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *busts the door open in anger*

This wakes up Lincoln, who falls on the floor.

Lincoln Loud: *worried* What's the matter, Lynn?

Lynn Loud Jr.: *enraged* Well, I got three tickets for a baseball game, and I got no one to go with!

Lincoln Loud: I'll go with you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Me too.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *squeals* Eeee! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *hugs SpongeBob and Lincoln and grabs their hands*

They run out of the house; at a baseball stadium, Lynn and Lincoln are sitting in the bleachers, wearing baseball caps and jerseys. Lynn is eating nachos and Lincoln is eating a chili dog.

Lincoln Loud: *excited* This is awesome!

Lynn Loud Jr.: It is, little bro! I knew you love baseball!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *excited* Yeah!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: *fist bumps each other*

A foul ball is coming to them, and everyone rises up from their seats. Lincoln puts on a glove.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me a boost up!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *yells* You got it!

SpongeBob got on Lynn's shoulders and he caught the ball.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Nice job, SpongeBob!

Mrs. Puff: You did it, SpongeBob!

They high five; Later, they are sitting on the staircase outside of the stadium, eating peanuts.

SpongeBob SquarePants: That was an awesome game!

Lincoln Loud: Especially, when I got a foul ball signed!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm on it! *pulls out the foul ball that was signed*

Lynn Loud Jr.: *smiles at this sight* That's awesome, dude!

Mrs. Puff: And all those times the little kids bullied you, she'd actually faced bullies in elementary school and boating school, just like you, And I took my frustration out on you, SpongeBob and Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Huh, but you did do nice things, like you help me with my soccer training.

Mrs. Puff: That was grateful of you, Lynn.

Lynn gives Lincoln a long, tender hug, crushing every bone in his body, they then walk home, they reach the backyard.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *eagerly* Wanna play catch?

Lincoln Loud: Okay!

The two play catch with each other.

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

SpongeBob and Lincoln, in a swimsuit, is lounging in the Paradise for One kiddie pool, Luan, in her swimsuit, joins in with them.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Luan.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What brings you here?

Luan Loud: Well, who said I can't hang out with my only brother?

Lincoln Loud: Okay, Luan, what do you need?

Luan Loud: *pulls out a flyer* Well, the carnival is back in town, you wanna go with?

Lincoln Loud: Since you cheered me up when we were depressed, sure, we'll go.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes.

Luan Loud: Okay! Let's get dressed and meet me in the front yard!

Later, they change into their regular clothes and Lincoln meets Luan in the front yard, they walk to the carnival; At the carnival, the three are walking around, Luan bought Lincoln a balloon.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I remembered our time here, we were depressed, Lincoln and Luan.

Luan Loud: Yeah, I'd cheer you up when you were sad because you were failing science. And I was there to cheer you up with my laughter.

Screen cuts to Luan doing open heart surgery on SpongeBob and Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Are you sure you should be poking at it like that?

Screen cuts back.

Lincoln Loud: Uh-huh.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wanna go on the ferris wheel?

Luan Loud: Of course!

Lincoln and Luan grab SpongeBob's hand, and they run to the ferris wheel, they get on, as if they were at the top.

SpongeBob SquarePants: To be honest, Luan, even if everyone hates your jokes, I still love your jokes.

Leni Loud: Only Dad likes your jok-

SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Luan Loud: STOP IT! NOW!

Luan Loud: Thanks, Spongy and Linky, I love having fun with you.

They hug her, Luan hugs them, as they get off the ride; Later, SpongeBob, Luan and Lincoln are eating cotton candy, then Luan buys him a soda.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, it's time to go home.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Luan Loud: Let's go.

The three walk home from a fun time, they walk into the house.

Luan Loud: I'm gonna watch videos of people falling down on my laptop, wanna join?

Lincoln Loud: Nah, I'm gonna sit on the couch.

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're gonna watch TV in no time.

Time card reading "Fifty-Five Minutes Later"

French Narrator: Fifty-five minutes later.

Lincoln is in his room reading a novel, when a knock on the door is heard.

Lincoln Loud: Who can that be? *opens my door to see it's Lisa*

Lisa Loud: Greetings, human.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, Lisa, what can I do for you?

Lisa Loud: Well, the science museum is open today, you wanna go with?

Lincoln Loud: Sure. *sets down his book and walk downstairs with Lisa, where Lori is waiting* Hey, Lori.

Lori Loud: Hey, Lincoln, I'll drive you two to the museum.

Lisa Loud: Thanks.

Later, Lori is driving Vanzilla to take Lincoln and Lisa to the science museum.

Lori Loud: We're here, I'll pick you guys up in one hour. *drives away and the two enter the museum, they're walking around*

Lincoln Loud: Talk about slow business. We did go to the museum when we didn't spend that time together.

Lisa Loud: Well, yeah, we're the only ones here. But that's because I scared everybody away.

It shows no people, except for Lincoln, Lisa, and the workers; The two stare and smile, as they run.

Time card reading "One Hour Later"

French Narrator: One hour later.

Later, at a gift shop, Lincoln and Lisa are looking at stuff.

Lincoln Loud: This is nice, Lisa.

Lisa Loud: It is, Linc. I remembered I'd help you with that science fair.

Lincoln Loud: And you help me get an "A" on my test, I was nice enough to take you out for ice cream.

Lisa Loud: Thanks, Lincoln.

A horn honks outside, meaning Lori's outside.

Lincoln Loud: That's Lori, it's time to go.

Lisa Loud: Let's make it snappy and buy all this stuff.

They buy stuff from the gift shop and they head to Vanzilla, as Lori drive them home.

Lori Loud: Did you two have fun?

Lisa and Lincoln Loud: Yeah!

Lincoln Loud: I got plastic triceratops!

Lisa Loud: You know what's better than a plastic triceratops? *sees other dinosaurs that ever existed* Mrs. Puff is talking about Chili Cheese Puffs.

Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Having my sisters taking me to places is fun, so I'll give a go.

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

Patrick at his house.

Patrick Star: Hello?

Lincoln Loud: Can I eat now Mrs. Puff? Pretty please!

Mrs. Puff: No

Lincoln Loud: Dang it!

There is only 8 minutes to go in Lunch.

Lincoln Loud: *flicks my pencils up to the ceiling tiles*

Mrs. Puff: *bangs a ruler at his desk* No pencil flinging.

Lincoln Loud: *gets out his rubber ball*

Mrs. Puff: No rubber balls.

Lincoln Loud: *starts getting annoyed and begins drawing*

Mrs. Puff: Don’t waste the Boating School Paper, we have a project coming up.

Lincoln Loud: Alright! This is ridiculous! Usually, I would abide by your rules! But when I’m hungry, I just can’t! Let me in that cafeteria now!

Mrs. Puff: *knocks some books to the floor* No!!! You need to learn a lesson!

Lincoln Loud: Lesson learned! Now please let me go!

Mrs. Puff: I’m afraid I can’t do that. There is only 6 minutes until Lunch is over, and we have another three hours to go until the school day is over. In fact, I think I will keep you in detention as well.

Lincoln Loud: You monster! YOU MONSTER!

Mrs. Puff: 18 years I have put up with your shenanigans! Now you suffer! HAHAHAHA!!

Slide transition to SpongeBob and Lincoln are walking through the cemetery.

Lincoln Loud: *terrified* SpongeBob, what are we doing out here?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I came here to write a big fat meanie for Mrs. Puff. And I love how you spend time with me, writing a big fat meanie.

Lincoln Loud: Okay.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I usually come here for seances, too. Sometimes, Squidward comes here to mourn his hopes and dreams. *begins writing a big fat meanie*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *smiles* No worries, Mrs. Puff is a teacher.

Lincoln Loud: Agreed. I remembered that I ignored you for wasting your time at the park. Sorry for that.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It's okay, Lincoln, it is I, SpongeBob, out here in Mrs. Puff's boating school.

Lincoln Loud: It's okay, SpongeBob. We all make mistakes.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *pulls out a paper shows a big fat meanie* I got another better idea. "You'll be in the air and in your home".

The two hugged and walked into the house. Later, SpongeBob is writing a big fat meanie and Lincoln is reading outside, Lola is driving in her princess car to SpongeBob and Lincoln.

Lola Loud: Hey, Spongy, Linky, hop on. I wanted to take you guys somewhere.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Okay, Lola. *hops in the passenger seat*

She drives them to a dance hall.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Does this car get a radio signal? I want some Seals and Crofts.

Lola Loud: Sorry, couldn't afford that add-on.

Lincoln Loud: A dance hall, Lola? We thought it was gonna be a beauty pageant.

Lola Loud: Beauty pageants is not the only thing I mastered. C'mon, put on some tights and meet me inside.

Inside, SpongeBob and Lincoln are wearing a white t-shirt with black leggings, they stretch, Lola comes out, wearing ballerina attire, she bows.

Lincoln Loud: *whistles* You look great, Lola.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Your dress looks beautiful.

Lola Loud: Thanks, let's dance. *turns on a radio and do a grand jetty*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *does a pirouette*

Lola Loud: *spins*

She lunges, as SpongeBob and Lincoln catch her and they dance beautifully, they pose.

Lola Loud: You are quite the good dancer. I remembered you're my only supporter when I entered that contest.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks, Lola.

Lincoln Loud: Even if it's our relationship in the family, you're a good sister.

Lola Loud: Thanks, Spongy and Linky. All those times, I was mean to you, because of my beauty training and my determination to win, and every time I lost, I'd take my anger out on you, And to be honest, I love you, SpongeBob and Linky.

SpongeBob and Lincoln were touched by Lola's saying, he embraces her in a tight hug.

Lincoln Loud: I love you, too.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And I love you more.

The three hugged each other and they change into their regular clothes, and they drive, they're in traffic, this isn't legal.

Lincoln Loud: That dance was cute.

Lola Loud: Uh huh, it shows emotion and passion to dance.

SpongeBob SquarePants: You know what else is cute?

Lola Loud: What?

SpongeBob SquarePants: You are.

Lola Loud: Awwww...

They drive in the front yard and walk into the house, Lincoln went into his room and went to sleep.

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

Lincoln is sleeping, he hears soothing music playing outside, he wakes up to find Luna playing on her violin, he claps for Luna.

Lincoln Loud: Nice music, Luna. And, good morning, too.

Luna Loud: Morning, bro. How did you sleep?

Lincoln Loud: Really good, Luna.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *zips to Luna* So, you're playing well.

Luna Loud: Thanks, dude. You drew a picture about a big fat meanie, SpongeBob. *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* After breakfast, you wanna go somewhere with me?

Lincoln Loud: Sure, Luna.

Luna Loud: *pats SpongeBob and Lincoln's head*

They go downstairs to the kitchen; In there, he cooks two eggs and eats them, after eating, they meet Luna at the front door.

Luna Loud: Ready to go?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready!

Lincoln Loud: *nods*

The three walk on the sidewalk, they reach a music store.

Lincoln Loud: A music store? I've never been like that before.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.

Luna Loud: Uh huh, that's where I got most of my instruments, including, *pulls up my guitar* this bad boy! It's fun! *strums a chord*

Lincoln Loud: *claps for Luna*

They walk in and browse through many instruments.

Lincoln Loud: *picks up bongos* I do need a pair of bongos. *plays the bongos*

Luna Loud: *picks up an acoustic guitar and plays it*

Customers gather around the three and they cheer for their playing.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *excited* Wow, Lincoln.

Luna Loud: *excited* Nice playing, dude.

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Luna, you were good too. *sees a flute*

He picks it up.

Lincoln Loud: Huh, this reminded us of the time you taught us to play the flute.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And you bought us a new flute.

Luna Loud: *sweetly* You deserve it, SpongeBob and little brother.

The three embraced each other, and Luna paid for Lincoln's bongos. They walked home, while Lincoln was playing his bongos with SpongeBob.

Luna Loud: Talk to you, later. *kisses on their foreheads*

As she walks upstairs, while SpongeBob and Lincoln are watching TV

Lana Loud: *walks in and sits next to SpongeBob and Lincoln*

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *notices* Hey, Lana.

Lana Loud: Hey, SpongeBob and big brother. What are you guys watching?

Lincoln Loud: A nature documentary. It's this channel called, "Creature World".

SpongeBob, Lincoln and Lana are watching Tiger Television.

Lincoln Loud: *excited* Awesome!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *excited* This is great!

Lana Loud: Seeing these animals makes me wanna go to the zoo.

Lincoln Loud: Me too, Lana, wanna go? - Lincoln said

Lana Loud: Let's do it!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!

At the zoo, Lincoln and Lana are looking at tigers.

Lincoln Loud: We remember you were here, because we were mistreated by Lola. - Lincoln said

Lana Loud: I wanted to make you feel better because of how Lola treats you badly. Now, we're here at my favorite place, again.

The three hugged, an elephant trunk picks Lana up and Lincoln grabs her in time.

Lincoln Loud: I don't want that to happen again. Let's go home, but first…

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *takes a photo of her and Lana*

At home, he puts it in his scrapbook, as he goes to sleep. Slide transition, a boat drives right into the school. Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob and Lincoln pop out of the wreckage as the foundation of the classroom only remains. Patrick emerges from the boat.

Patrick Star: SPONGEBOB! LINCOLN!

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: PATRICK?!

Mrs. Puff: Leave my boating school immediately!

Patrick Star: No! BIG FAT MEANIE!

Mrs.Puff’s blood boils.

Mrs. Puff: If it's a big fat meanie you want, A BIG FAT MEANIE YOU GET! *cracks my knuckles as does Patrick*

They then have a hissy fight where they keep waving their hands/fins at each other. They’re both too afraid to throw a punch.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well…… this is anticlimactic.

Patrick Star: Give it up, Trump!

Mrs. Puff: I am not Trump! Don’t even talk about him! *hands a test to Patrick*

Patrick Star: AAAAHHH!!! TESTS!! *lifts his armpit* Armpit Attack! *pulls Mrs. Puff into his armpits*

Mrs. Puff: AAAAH! I think my nostrils are going to melt off!!! *pulls away*

Patrick Star: Taste drawing! *shows Mrs. Puff the Big Fat Meanie drawing*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Big Fat Meanie?!

Mrs. Puff: Ughhh!!! Okay! Okay! You win! Oh man! *unlocks the cafeteria doors, then begins to tear up* Everytime! Stress always beats me! I want my justice! *breaks down*

SpongeBob and Patrick already takes 5 meals of Chilli Cheese Puffs in the Cafeteria as 2 minutes remain. Lincoln however talks to Mrs. Puff.

Lincoln Loud: Mrs.Puff?

Mrs. Puff: What now?! Haven’t you killed me enough?!

Lincoln Loud: I don’t mean to cause you any stress, I really don’t, I just can not always be in charge of what my friend SpongeBob puts on the internet, and no matter how bad, you shouldn’t make somebody starve to death, it's inhumane! I hope you can understand. I’m sorry.

Mrs. Puff: *begins to have a reality check* Well, I have gone a little too far this time. Very too far this time.

Lincoln Loud: Hug?

Mrs. Puff: Don’t even think about it.

The bell rings, Lunch is over.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw! We missed the meal!

The Boating School students disperse.

Student: Great meal!

Student #2: Even for School food!

Student #3: Let's go home, school is destroyed, and I’ll hold a party!

Student #4: Yay!

Old Man Jenkins: I don’t want to be a burden.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *begins cleaning up some wreckage*

Mrs. Puff: You don’t have to help SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *with good intent* Wrong answer.

Mrs. Puff: *heads into the cafeteria and gives SpongeBob the last serving of Chilli Cheese Puffs*

SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff and Lincoln smile at each other, even if they were mortal enemies just 5 minutes ago.

Patrick Star: Now, how about embarrassing random people on clams!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Mrs. Puff and Lincoln Loud: PATRICK!!!

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*