Leni No Pay/transcript

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Transcript
Episode Aired: August 5, 2006

Episode Copyrighted: 2006

This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a short episode.

Episode starts at the Royal Woods Mall where Leni is doing her job.

Leni Loud: *hums and folds the clothes*

Mr. Krabs: *zips to Leni* Leni!

Leni Loud: Ahh!

Mr. Krabs: I need your help!

Leni Loud: What help?

Mr. Krabs: I need you for the Krusty Krab.

Leni Loud: Okay. *walks with Mr. Krabs*

Slide transition to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs checks the register but it's empty.

Mr. Krabs: Yeesh, we need some customers here.

Leni Loud: Patrick. I think what he's doing, Mr. Krabs.

Patrick Star: *comes in Krusty Krab groaning*

Mr. Krabs: What's gotten into you?

Leni Loud: Patrick, what happened?

Patrick Star: I don't know. *my stomach turns into different shapes and sizes* What's happening to me?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I think I can explain. *lifts up Patrick's belly* Yes, I've seen this one before. It's a common symptom.

Lincoln Loud: Leni is suffering from Krabby Patty Withdrawal. She needs one, or she'll keep mumbling about it for the next 3-1/2 minutes.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, she needs one, eh? *to cash register" Methinks a paying customers in our midst. *to Leni* Leni, how's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound?

Leni Loud: *gasps* Give me!

Patrick Star: *acts like a dog*

Mr. Krabs: Not yet. First, I have to know, can you pay for it?

Leni Loud: Oh, yeah, I can pay for it.

Mr. Krabs: *pats Leni* Good girl.

Screen cuts to Leni inhaling a bunch of Krabby Patties like a vacuum.

Time card reading "10 Seconds Later..."

French Narrator: Ten seconds later...

Leni is full with a mountain of Krabby Patties snoring.

Mr. Krabs: My good lady, how are you doing?

Leni Loud: *mumbles*

Mr. Krabs: Excellent. Now, let's get down to business. *gets out my receipt*

Leni Loud: What's that?

Mr. Krabs: It's your bill.

Leni Loud: I don't have any money to buy a dress.

Mr. Krabs: What? I thought you said you could pay for it!

Leni Loud: *refers to how many Krabby Patties I ate* Oh, I'm payin' for it all right. *belches*

Mr. Krabs: *gasps* Non-paying customer!

Alarm blares while the whole place is put on lock down.

Leni Loud: *looks puzzled* Huh?

Mr. Krabs: *grabs Leni by her legs* You're gonna pay, one way or another.

Slide transition to Mr. Krabs and Leni in the bathroom.

Mr. Krabs: All right, Leni, if you're not gonna pay for your food with money you're gonna pay with hard, physical labor. I want you to swab the latrine. *looks at the trash and spiders on the floor* I'll be back in a while to check up on you. *mumbles* Bottom-feeding…

Leni Loud: Okay. hums and pushes the bucket along the floor leaving puddles of water on the ground* Work, work, work, work.

Mr. Krabs: *comes back in* So, Leni, how are you...? *gasps* What in blazes did you do?

Leni Loud: Dang it, Patrick.

Patrick Star: *sits on the ground with green soap on his belly* Leni accidentally tried the hand soap. *eats some more and burps* It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Mr. Krabs mutters while pushing Patrick into the kitchen

Leni Loud: *opens up a freezer door*

Mr. Krabs: See these ice cube trays? *points to barrel* I want you to put 'em in that bucket.

Leni Loud: How do I do that?

Mr. Krabs: Figure it out!

Leni Loud: Uh... I have to be very gentle. *does the exact opposite, closes the doors, picks up the freezer and throws it on the bucket, causing it and the freezer to break into pieces*

Mr. Krabs: What the...? What are you doing?

Leni Loud: *stacks ice cubes on remains of barrel* Almost done, Mr. Krabs. *stacks on last ice cube, causing pile to collapse*

Mr. Krabs: You've destroyed me refrigerator. *picks up melting ice cubes* You've destroyed many of the things I love. *grabs Leni by the arm* I got another job that even a nimrod like you couldn't mess up.

Slide transition to in front of the trash chute.

Mr. Krabs: All you gotta do is throw all of these trash bags down the trash chute, like so. *throws a trash bag down the chute* See?

Leni Loud: Okay.

Mr. Krabs: Good, 'cause if you mess this up, you'll never eat another Krabby Patty again!

Patrick Star: Leni, put the trash bags in the compactor.

Leni Loud: *screams* Hurry, hurry, hurry! *throws some sacks into the trash chute fast*

Mr. Krabs: *to SpongeBob and Lincoln* Here, boys, take this sack of loot and put her in me safe.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okie dokie, Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *goes by the trash room but hears some crashing and checks it out*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what's up, buddy?

A bunch of trash bags are stuck.

Leni Loud: Dang it. I can't turn it on. I have to get rid of this trash, but it won't go down. *cries*

Patrick Star: Leni, what are you doing? The switch.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs*

Lincoln Loud: That's because you didn't hit the trash compactor switch. *turns the compactor on*

All the trash is gone.

Leni Loud: Lincoln, you're a genius! *sees the money bag on SpongeBob's shoulder, mistakenly thinks it's a trash bag* Oh, no, there's one left. *grabs the money bag, desperate*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, that's not a…

Leni Loud: *throws the money bag into the compactor*

SpongeBob SquarePants: ...trash bag.

Patrick Star: *sees that the compactor won't sucked the money bag* NO!

Leni Loud: *sees that the compactor won't sucked the money bag* Why won't you go down?! *frantically starts flipping switch up and down and it breaks the switch up turns on forever, only causing the compactor to expand*

Lincoln Loud: Oh no.

Mr. Krabs: Well, well, let's see how the poor guys are doing. Well, did you earn me money back yet, Leni?

The Krusty Krab explodes. The remains of the trash compactor came down with falling whistling noise in its original spot and sucked the money bag into the trash compactor and all over Mr. Krabs' face.

Mr. Krabs: *looks at her and gets angry, knowing this was Leni's fault*

Leni Loud: Can I go to the mall now?

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*