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Episode Aired: July 25, 2009

Episode Copyrighted: 2007

This episode is rated TV-PG-L.

Episode begins on Saturday at the end of a Football match where The Royal Woods Roosters won against The Hazeltucky Hockers.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: What a match!

Margo​ Roberts: Yeah, we nearly lost it, but as always you saved us.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Thanks, but do you need to tell me every single time, when I save your butts.

Margo Roberts​: Yes, is that a problem to you?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: No, just noticed that.

While talking, Lynn bumps into a boy​.

Boy​: Ouch!

Lynn​ Loud Jr: Ouch! Hey, pay attention where you--

Then she stops talking and admires the boy.

Boy​: Sorry, I didn't want to hurt you, here let me help you up. *helps Lynn up​*

Margo Roberts​: Wait a minute, aren't you the new player from the Royal Woods Roosters boys Team?

Boy​: Yes I am, my name is Michael by the way.

Margo Roberts: My name is Margo and this is Lynn.

Lynn​ Loud: *blushes* Hi...

Michael​: Wait, you're Lynn Loud, that everyone talks about in sports?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Yes...

Michael​: Wow, so nice to meet you, you know you inspired me to become a player.

Lynn Loud Jr. and Margo Roberts​: Really?

Michael​: Yes, hey could we hang out sometime, I would love it if you could tell me some of your tricks. How about Gus' Games and Grub?

Lynn​ Loud Jr: *blushes* Well, uh...

Margo​ Roberts: She accepts it.

Michael​: Great, I'll pick ya at 6:30 PM Sunday, see ya! *goes away

After that, Lynn turns to Margo and says angrily.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: *angrily* What have you done!?

Margo​ Roberts: Lynn, you can't lie, you like him don't you?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: No...

Margo​ Roberts: Oh...

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: I love him!

Margo Roberts: Well that's out of character.

Lynn Loud Jr.: I can't believe that I'm going to my first date! Wait a minute, I don't know what to do!

Margo​ Roberts: Well why do you have 10 siblings, they can surely give you some advice.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Of course! Thanks Margo.

Margo Roberts: You're welcome.

Coach: Alright team, listen up. We got 200 points.

Squidward Tentacles: 200 - 100!

Mr. Krabs: IN THE GHETTO!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Mr. Krabs.....it wasn't in the ghetto.

Mr. Krabs: Oh. Lynn and Margo?

Lynn Loud Jr. and Margo Roberts: Hey, Mr. Krabs.

Lynn Loud Jr.: We got 200 points.

Coach: Yes, 200 points. But we still need to be more organized than the last game. The championship is in a couple of months. If we don't step it up, we may never win the tournament!

At the Loud House, Lynn enters the house.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Hm... Which sister could help me, hm... What about Lori?

Squidward Tentacles: Lori? She'll tell you, Lynn.

Lori​ Loud: Something to say Lynn?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Well, uh...

Lori​ Loud: Well save it for later, I have literally a date with Bobby and I'm already late!

Lori left the house.

Squidward Tentacles: Eh. *leaves*

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Hm, no one of my sisters knows about dates except for Lori, Squidward, SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln!

Screen cuts to Lincoln's room.

Lincoln Loud: So Lynn, the one that tried to help me become a better football player and the one that got a date for the Sadie Hawkins Dance for me, but also the one that bullies me, like I don't know, everyday, wants my help?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Yeeeeees...

Lincoln​ Loud: My answer is... I would love to help you!

Yellow Rectangle: Lynn, you saw Michael. He's the one who has been your friend.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Really, great! But why?

Lincoln Loud: Well Lynn, you're actually one of the first sisters that asks advice from me. That is a great moment for me.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Great to know it.

Lincoln Loud: But I need some help. *takes out phone* I will call Clyde.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, wait.

Lynn Loud Jr.: What does he know about dates?

Lincoln Loud: Good point... Then I'll call Ronnie Anne.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Yellow Rectangle: *leaves*

Lincoln Loud: *calls Ronnie Anne*

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Hi Linc.

Lincoln Loud: Hi Ronnie, I need some help, could you come over to my house as fast as possible.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: ​Why?

Lincoln Loud: Someone needs "advice" from us.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: I'll be there in a minute, bye Linc.

Lincoln Loud: Bye.

Lynn Loud Jr.: How can you and Ronnie Anne help me with the advice.

Lincoln Loud: You'll see...

Down stairs, the Door knocks.

Lola Loud: I'm going!

Lana​ Loud: No, I'm going there! *pushes Lola away*

Lola​ Loud: Hey!

Lana Loud: *opens the door*

Ronnie Anne​ Santiago: Hi Lana, is Lincoln and Lynn here?

Lincoln​ Loud: Right here!

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Me too!

Coming from upstairs.

Lincoln​ Loud: Thank you for coming.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Yeah, thanks!

Lola Loud: stands up* Wait, why is she here?

Squidward Tentacles: And what's she doing here?

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: Personal business... you wouldn't understand.

Lana ​Loud: Well I lost interest. *goes upstairs*

Squidward Tentacles: Well, I'm going. *leaves*

Lincoln​ Loud: Well now excuse us, pageant queen, we have unfinished business to do. *goes to my room with Lynn and Ronnie Anne*

Lola​ Loud: I don't know what they're doing, but I'm gonna find out... after I eat something, trying to know about something makes me always hungry.

Scene cuts to SpongeBob, Lincoln, Lynn and Ronnie Anne are watching TV, when suddenly the footage of Robloxian News Reporter.

Robloxian News Reporter: *on TV* Hello, this is breaking news. As the reporter fish, Johnny Elaine.

When suddenly the footage of the Bulldogs' horrible training is shown on the news, by the reporter fish Johnny Elaine.

Johnny Elaine: *on TV* The Bikini Bottom Bulldogs have been captured on tape with their ridiculous training performances! It's hard to believe the team even won their last game! With a team like that, I can safely say we will not be seeing them in the tournament.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *mouth drops open, then drops the remote on Gary's head*

Gary the Snail: Mooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katty the Cat: *meows loudly*

Yellow Rectangle: Aw man, Katty.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *jumps up* You're right, Gary!

Lincoln Loud: We have to find out who did this!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln, Lynn Loud Jr. and Ronnie Anne Santiago: *runs outside and goes straight to Squidward's house*

Lincoln Loud: *knocks on the door* Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Mom! Mom! Mom! Rita! Rita! Rita!

Squidward Tentacles: *busts through the door* STOP REFERENCING THE LOUD HOUSE!!!

Lincoln Loud: Squidward! Did you see the newscast?

Squidward Tentacles: What newscast?

Lincoln Loud: Turn on the TV!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I know.

Lynn Loud Jr.: *punches Lincoln*

Lincoln Loud: Ow.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Gotcha, Stinkoln! *laughs*

Time card reading "3 1/2 Minutes Later..."

French Narrator: 3 and a half minutes later...

Squidward Tentacles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know right, it's terrible!

Squidward Tentacles: If I had a finger, it'd be up! But all I have are tentacles!

Patrick Star: *enters* What about testicles?

Squidward Tentacles: No! Tentacles!

Ronnie Anne Santiago: You're right, Squidward!

Patrick Star: Sounds delicious. Who are you again?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, we have a major problem on our hands! We gotta call the Coach!

Patrick Star: SpongeBob, please. You're so uneducated. He's simply a couch, he can't talk.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Shut up, Pat, I'm calling him. *phone dials* Hello? Coach?

Man: *on the other line* Hola! ¿Cómo te llamas? Que? Te gusta queso?

Lincoln Loud: Dang it, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *hangs up* Oops. That was Subway. *dials Coach* Coach! Meet us at the gym! We have something to tell you! And let the others know!

Time card reading "7:30 PM"

French Narrator: 7:30 PM.

It was 7:30 PM at the Loud House.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: It's 7:30 PM, I need to go home.

Squidward Tentacles, Lynn Jr. and Lola Loud: Bye Ronnie Anne!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud, Yellow Rectangle: Bye Ronnie

Ronnie Anne: Bye Squidward, Lynn and Lola, bye SpongeBob, Linc and Yellow. *goes away and closes door*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Gosh, it's Saturday!

Lynn Loud Jr. Do you think I'm ready?

Lola Loud: Of course you are.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, I love the gym.

Lincoln Loud: You just got to believe!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay, tomorrow is the day!

Yellow Rectangle: But it will be Sunday!

Time card reading "Sunday 6:15 PM"

French Narrator: Sunday, 6:15 PM.

Sunday, 6:15 PM at the Loud house, All three helpers and Lynn are getting ready.

Lincoln Loud: Okay Lynn, this is it, this is your time to shine!

Lola Loud: Yeah, show him that you're the special one!

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Show him that you're the perfect one!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Guys thanks, but it's 6:20 PM, we still have some time.

Lola Loud: Here, a hidden microphone and receiver.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: With it we can help you at the date.

Squidward Tentacles: This is getting creepy.

Lincoln Loud: We are gonna be hidden so Michael can't see us.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's hide!

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Thanks guys, you're the best!

All six: Aw... Thanks!

Time card reading "10 Minutes Later"

French Narrator: 10 minutes later.

At 6:30 PM, the door knocks, Lynn opens the door.

Michael​: Hi Lynn!

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: *tries not to blush* Hi Michael.

Michael​: I didn't know you had visitors. Hello, my name is Michael.

Lincoln Loud: Oh, we're not visitors, the only visitor here is this girl, Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Hi Michael.

Lincoln Loud: I'm Lincoln, the only brother in this house and this is Lola one of the younger sisters.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm SpongeBob, the only fry cook of the Krusty Krab.

Yellow Rectangle: Hello.

Lola Loud: Hi Michael!

Michael​: Hi to everyone again. But where are the rest of the sisters?

Lola​ Loud: In their rooms.

Michael​: Well could stay here, I would like to know your sisters better. But we could do that on another day if you want.

Lynn​ Loud Jr.: The second option.

Michael​: Great, so ​let's go!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Right ​behind you.

Squidward Tentacles: Are we going to Gus' Games and Grub or Bikini Bottom Gym?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.

Both of them leave the house and go to Gus' Games and Grub.

Lincoln Loud​: Okay, we're going in a few minutes too, so, are you both ready too.

Both: Yes!

All six of them leave the house, Lana appears from upstairs.

Lana Loud: I'm still not interested.

Slide transition to Bikini Bottom Gym.

Coach: *enters the gym* Glad everyone's here on such short notice. What's the matter, SpongeBob?

Plankton: It better be good! I was SOOOO CLOSE TO STEALING THE FORMULA!!!!!

Lord Master Lox: Me too!

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? I had you caught in a mouse trap!

Roblox and Builderman: Huh?

Larry the Lobster: We don't even have mice underwater...

Mr. Krabs: Touche.

Fanbot the Robot: But those traps sure do come in handy!

Lincoln Loud: Guys! I need to show you some humiliating footage! *gets my phone, and goes on the video*

The team watches the footage of themselves, and are greatly ashamed.

Mr. Krabs: This is creepy! Who sneaks into someone else's gym and films them practicing???

Larry the Lobster: Now our reputation is ruined!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants: What are we gonna do, Coach?

Squidward Tentacles: Who did such a thing???

Lori Loud: Oh yeah, he's gonna be in big trouble.

Coach: *calmly* I know exactly who did this.

Plankton: You saw them?

Coach: No.

Lord Master Lox: Aw, come on.

Patrick Star: You ate them???????

Coach: No. Only one person could have done this. And that's our arch-nemesis, 1x1x1x1!

Lincoln Loud: 1x1x1x1? Coach of the Tomahawks?

Coach: He was mad about us beating them last night. So he did this for revenge.

Larry the Lobster: Now what do we do? I suggest we beat the living crap out of him! *pounds my fist.

Coach: Don't be foolish, Larry. A wise man never uses violence.....

Squidward Tentacles: What do you have in mind?

Lola Loud: Duh.

Coach: *stares at the ceiling and grins*

That night, at about 10 o'clock, the team snuck to 1x1x1x1's HQ.

Coach: *scratches 1x1x1x1's car with my keys*

Mr. Krabs: Ruining his car? Is that it?

Coach: Nope. I also brought this! *holds up a video camera*

Lord Master Lox: Huh?

Plankton: What's that for?

Coach: Follow me!

The team went through his window, and tiptoed quietly into 1x1x1x1's bathroom. There he was, singing in the shower.

Coach: *sneaks over to the shower, and films every detail of him in the shower* Aw, this shower is dirty rust! It's disgusting! But pure gold!

1x1x1x1: *takes shower* What, who did that? I was taking a shower. Uhh.

Slide transition at Gus' Games and Grub, the team are hidden.

Coach: Okay, we're sitting here, so Michael can't see us.

Lola Loud: Lincoln...

Lincoln Loud: Yes?

Lola Loud: I'm hungry, can I have a hamburger or a Krabby Patty?

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Can I have one too?

Lincoln Loud: What? No, we're here to help Lynn not to... *my stomach growls*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *my stomach growls* Ooo, I'm hungry.

Squidward Tentacles: What?!

Ronnie Anne Santiago: I think your stomach has other plans.

Lincoln Loud: Okay fine! Good thing that we're here first, they're still talking out there.

Coach: Lincoln?

Lola Loud: So why don't we hear their conversation, we have the receiver.

Lincoln Loud: We only help her while they're in​ the restaurant.

Lola Loud: Okay, can we hurry, I'm so hungry.

Fanbot the Robot: *drinks oil* Oil is good.

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah.

White Rectangle: Drink some more oil, Fanbot.

Fanbot the Robot: Sure thing, man. *drinks more oil*

Lincoln Loud: I'll go, Ronnie Anne, warn me if they're already in.

Ronnie Anne Santiago: Got it!

Plankton: I will destroy you all!

Lord Master Lox: Why?!

Mr. Krabs: Keep it up, boy!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Got it! *cooks Krabby Patties*

After a few minutes, Lynn and Michael go in.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Order up!

Lincoln Loud: Here, fourteen Krabby Patties.

Coach, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Larry the Lobster, Yellow, White Rectangle, Fanbot the Robot, Lord Master Lox, Plankton, Ronnie Anne Santiago and Lola Loud: Thanks Lincoln!

Fanbot the Robot: *puts oil on a Krabby Patty*

Lola Loud: Oh no, they're already here!

Coach: Quick grab the microphone and the receiver.

They pick up the microphones and the receivers.

Lincoln Loud: Good, now the real thing happens.

While Lynn and Michael ordered, Michael asks the first question to her.

Michael: Lynn, which sports do you play?

Lynn Loud Jr.: Well, uh...

SpongeBob SquarePants: ​Okay Lynn, this answer is really easy for you, you just need to say, which sports do you play.

Lincoln Loud: ​This feels like an RPG game, you know, when you need to answer right or something bad can happen.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Well, I play many sports, but my favourites are football, soccer, basketball and baseball. I also like martial arts like kickboxing, ​lunch, library​ and parkour.

Michael: Wow, so many sports! I didn't know you were a sports enthusiast.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Well sports is my life.

At the helpers table.

Yellow Rectangle: So far so good...

Suddenly someone familiar comes in.

Lola Loud: Oh no!

Coach, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Larry the Lobster, Lincoln Loud, Yellow, White Rectangle, Fanbot the Robot, Lord Master Lox, Plankton and Ronnie Anne Santiago: What is it?

Lola Loud: Lori is here!!!

Lori Loud: *comes to the table* Hey guys.

All fourteen: *slowly* Hi...

Lori Loud: What are you doing here?

Lincoln Loud: Well, you know, we're just eating, nothing more.

Lori Loud: Okay... I'm working the night shift.

Lincoln Loud: Oh, great to know it...

Lori Loud: Well, got to work.

She goes away from the table.

SpongeBob SquarePants: This is really bad timing.

Lola Loud: You can say that Loud​! *giggles* Get it?

Coach, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Larry the Lobster, Lincoln Loud, Yellow, White Rectangle, Fanbot the Robot, Lord Master Lox, Plankton and Ronnie Anne Santiago: *grunts* Seriously?

Lola Loud: Sorry, I just had to do it.

Back to Lynn and Michael, were both are already eating.

Michael: Well, I must say Lynn, I'm really jealous right now.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Jealous, why?

Michael: Well you have siblings and friends that can help you with the date, while I need to do things myself...

Lynn Loud Jr.: You're an only child! I didn't know about that.

Michael: It's okay, I'm just really happy for you and about the liking me a lot, well I like you too, a lot.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Really!

Michael: Yeah, after I convinced you to go on a date, I was so proud of myself that I'm dating the best sports girl in school.

Lynn Loud Jr.: My gosh, I didn't know... so we're cool?

Michael: We're cool.

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

The next day, the footage was shown on Breaking News after this conversation, everybody left Gus' Games and Grub.

Johnny Elaine: *on TV* This incredible footage of Tomahawks' player Sun Jeong was captured last night while he was singing in the shower. Every last detail of this Loud Sister player's body was filmed explicitly.

Coach: *watches the newscast* Lynn? I thought it was 1x1x1x1's HQ!

Johnny Elaine *on TV* : Lynn has joined us in the studio, to tell us exactly what she thinks about the footage. *hands microphone to Lynn*

Lynn Loud Jr.: *on TV, talks to the audience* Well, I was thinking that I would mess up even with help, but everything turned out to be alright and today I learned an important lesson. Never be afraid to show your feelings to somebody.

Michael: *on TV* Bye Lynn, had a great time with you!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *on TV* I had a great time with you too.

Lynn approached Michael and kissed him on the cheek.

Michael: *on TV, blushes* Whoa, that was...

Lynn Loud Jr.: *on TV* Unexpected? Guess not.

Johnny Elaine: *on TV* Well, folks, that's why they went to Gus' Games and Grub. You're on your own, folks! Good night, Royal Woods and Bikini Bottom!

Coach: *turns the TV off* I can't believe I went to the wrong house!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at the bright side, Coach. Sports-fans will be more concerned about this footage, rather than the footage of us! We're off the hook!

All: *laughs*

Suddenly Lana appears out of nowhere.

Lana Loud: Well that is something interesting!

Mr. Krabs: Don't mention the hooks!

A giant hook crashes through the ceiling, and snags Mr. Krabs' pants.

Mr. Krabs: Ahhhh!

* It says “THE END” Episode ends*