The Elemental: Elemental Sponge (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Episode Aired: April 7, 2007

Episode Copyrighted: 2007

This episode is rated TV-Y7.

* Episode starts*

French Narrator: The first day of spring in The Loud House. The flowers are blooming, the rainbows are... how you say? Bowing. The bees and jellyfish are buzzing, *flowers grow all over The Loud House, covering it* and it's time for the traditional…

Lincoln Loud: Spring cleaning! Guess what time of year it is, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, It's Spring cleaning!

Lincoln Loud: How about you Gary?

Gary the Snail: Meow!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thanks for your help, Gare!

Gary the Snail: Meow!

Patrick Star: Hey, SpongeBob and Lincoln!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Patrick. How's your spring cleaning going?

Patrick Star: It's Spring Cleaning Day?! Why didn't anyone tell me?! *runs through his pile of junk to get a cotton swab* Found it! Thanks for the reminder, SpongeBob and Lincoln! *cleans my belly button* See ya again next spring. *notices trash can* Whatcha got in your trash can? Huh!? You guys are throwing this away!? The wrapper of the gum I gave you guys yesterday!?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, yeah.

Lincoln Loud: I got to go, take this junk, bye!

Patrick Star: Oh! Some people just don't understand sentimental value. *gasps* You're throwing away Pete!? Y-You can't part with a keepsake! That's why you keep them, for Pete's sake! Hmph! Why, I'm disgusted! It's time you re-evaluate your priorities.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln's right, Gary. All of these things do hold precious memories.

Garbage Man: *tries to take junk*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* No! *tries to take my junk back* Come on, you! *continues to pull* Gotcha! Welcome home, precious memories. *puts back my junk and saves empty box of Kelpo and toy wrapper* Plastic wrap is neat, huh, Gary?

Gary the Snail: Meow! *goes on top of old newspaper*

Lincoln Loud: Hey Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Hey Lincoln, see look of those Krabby Patties.

Lincoln Loud: Oh, okay Squidward.

Yellow Rectangle: *zips to Lincoln* Hey Lincoln, sup?

Lincoln Loud: Not much, sup with you?

Yellow Rectangle: Not much, just hanging around.

Squidward Tentacles: Okay, this is getting creepy now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, well, better get these precious memories home.

Lincoln Loud: Oh!

Squidward Tentacles: Officially creeped out now.

Later, SpongeBob and Lincoln appears

SpongeBob SquarePants: *sings* ♪Memories, doo doo doo memories, doo doo doo doo memories.♪ *opens my door while all of my junk is there*

Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln, watcha doin'?

Lincoln Loud: Oh.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: What is up SpongeBob and Lincoln? I found the latest comic of Muscle Fish.

Lincoln Loud: Eh, he is playing that horror game all day.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Such a fan of that the Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Do you want this rare Muscle Fish comic btw?

Lincoln Loud: Yes *takes the comic*.

Error Pixelinite: Sup?

Lincoln Loud: *reads the comic* Huh?

Error Pixelinite: Sup? (In mind: Yee. He should put on his clothes)

Lincoln Loud: A lot really.

Error Pixelinite: I'm gonna leave now, Bye! *leaves*

Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, what are you doing?

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm putting my junk in my house, Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: Oh.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: (in mind: Put on some clothes weirdo.)

Error Pixelinite: (in mind: Copycat.)

Lori Loud: Hello Ignignokty.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: I'm busy, WIP, working on something on my project.

Lori Loud: Oh.

Lola Loud: What are you doing Ignignokty?

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Eh, doing stuff on my project. *turns eyes to Lola* anything okay?

Lola Loud: Sure! But it's about SpongeBob and Lincoln...

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Okay, what is it?

Lola Loud: Oh wait. *leaves*

Ignignokty Pixelinite: *sighs*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Gary.

Gary is on top of more old newspaper trying to eat his food. SpongeBob and Lincoln going up the stairs with junk in their wagon.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh. Safe and sound!

SpongeBob and Lincoln's junk almost falls down, but SpongeBob closes the door before it falls down.

Lincoln Loud: That was close, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Whoo, closed up tight! And you said it wouldn't fit.

All of SpongeBob and Lincoln's junk falls out.

Gary the Snail: Meow, meow, meow.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, nonsense, Gary, I'll find a place to put everything. *looks outside*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Like the front yard!

Time card reading "Later"

French Narrator: Later.

Yellow Rectangle: Lincoln, what's he doing?

Lincoln Loud: Okay girls, Ignignokty is off the computer.

Lori Loud: Lets literally find out what he's doing!

Error Pixelinite: A PIXEL?

Lori Loud: Ignore him.

Lincoln Loud: *gasps at Ignignokty's project* The Pixelinites?

Lori Loud: Wow.

Squidward Tentacles: Wow Lincoln, you are a genius.

Lisa Loud: Well, who knows the content?

Lincoln Loud: Many pages? IN ONE DAY?!

Lori Loud: Wow. Literal typer. Must be in a rush.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: What should we do now?

Lincoln Loud: Hide!

All: *hides*

Lincoln Loud: *quietly* So that explains why my room is full of junk.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Eh, nah. Let's just refrain. WHAT?! WHO HACKED THIS?! I'm gonna find out.

Lincoln Loud: Oh no.

Lockjaw: You hear something? Coming from the table?

Loud Sisters: *gets mad* WOW LINCOLN, YOU HAD TO RUIN IT.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Come out.

Loud Sisters: *pushes Lincoln under the table and onto the ground*

Ignignokty Pixelinite: So.....

Leni Loud: Why would we do that?

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, he deserves it.

Lola Loud: He deserves that, too.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Why you little-huh? *looks under the table*

Lola Loud: RUN!!!!

Everyone runs.

Ignignokty Pixelinite: Yeah, Lincoln did it. Go tell him, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: It's a nightshirt.

Ignignokty and Error Pixelinite: *goes to the spaceship*

The Pixelinites ship leaves, then it appears "The Pixelinites" on the screen.

Squidward Tentacles: *to Lincoln* This is all your fault! If you haven't talked to me into getting rid of this junk right now!

Lincoln Loud: I know. *cries* I'm gonna miss Leni so much! *continues crying*

Squidward Tentacles: You really miss her?

Lincoln Loud: No. I'll be strong. *continues crying again*

Squidward Tentacles: Well, maybe you can take photos of all this junk... uh, friends before you toss them away.

Lincoln Loud: That's a great idea, Squidward! Then years from now, I can look at the photos, and remember my... remember my precious little babies! I'm an idiot! *continues crying again*

Squidward Tentacles: Creepy. But you didn't get rid of this junk!

Lincoln Loud: I'm sorry, Squidward.

Later, Lincoln and Squidward, the latter with his hat on and the former holding it, as the garbage man takes the junk away. He elbows Squidward to get his attention, and then points to his head to remind him to take his hat off.

Squidward Tentacles: *mutters under my breath* Oh, good grief. *takes my hat off*

Lincoln Loud: *sniffles as the garbage man takes the last can of junk away and throws it into the truck,then walks over to him, holding up some dollar bills* Your pay, my good man.

The garbage man takes the money and gets into the truck. *sniffs again as the truck begins to drive back to the dump, then fights back with tears* Goodbye, junk. Have fun at the dump!

The garbage truck drives away.

Squidward Tentacles: Well, now that you completely deserve it Lincoln, once again, I'm going back to bed.

Lincoln Loud: Alright, good night.

Squidward Tentacles: Idiot.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln, I'm sorry about our junk.

Lincoln Loud: It's okay, SpongeBob.

Yellow Rectangle: Leni, you're here.

Leni Loud: Hey guys, We came here to rescue you.

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah. This is all my fault. I tricked him, Leni.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took so many pictures I ran out of room in my house.

He opens the door too filled with photos and Patrick appears sliding with photos.

Lincoln Loud: Hey, SpongeBob.

Patrick Star: Nice dress.

Yellow Rectangle: Thanks.

Leni Loud: Cool dress, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: *gets angry* IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT!

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*