The esa Movie: Heroes on the Run (Rewrite)/transcript

Transcript
Movie Aired: March 6, 2021

Movie Copyrighted: 2020

This movie is rated PG.

NETFLIX PRESENTS

THE EXPECT SMART ACTUALLY PRODUCTION

CREATED BY BOBBY KING

A NICKELODEON & DISNEY PRODUCTION

Scene cuts to Jail where SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red, Lincoln and Leni. Leni is crying in jail.

Patrick Star: *plays piano*

Leni Loud: *cries*

Patrick Star: Leni, it's okay.

Yellow Rectangle: Don't cry, Leni.

Leni Loud: *cries* Guys, are you okay, I'm sorry about this.

Lincoln Loud: *sniffs* It's not your fault, Leni.

Leni Loud: *cries* Yes, it is. But I didn't say goodbye to Scott. *sobs*

Yellow Rectangle: You've been a true friend this whole time. Ever waver, ever flaunter! And I'll never see innocent little Katty again.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And we're here to help you.

Red Rectangle: *to Leni* You okay, girl?

Leni Loud: *cries* Yes! *sobs* I don't like going to jail. I'm so sorry.

Yellow Rectangle: You're our friend, Leni and we love you. So, I'm gonna say I'm sorry.

Lincoln Loud: *sad* I'm proud of you, Leni.

Leni Loud: Thanks, guys! *hugs Yellow, Red, SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln*

Yellow Rectangle: It's your fashion. And a bunch of crappy.

Patrick Star: Just say there's two sides in every coin.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Patrick. What does a coin have to-- Wait, did you just say coin?

Patrick Star: Me? Uh, don't think so.

The cow moos on the keyboard, causing Patrick to laugh.

Yellow Rectangle: You did. You did say "coin"!

Patrick Star: Not remembering that exactly. *telephone noise* Hello?

Lincoln Loud: The challenge coin, Patrick! Of course! Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!

Patrick Star: I said hello.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* Patrick, it's gone!

Patrick Star: Meh. Was the challenge coin really that useful?

Red Rectangle: Yeah, those robloxians are the weenies.

Leni Loud: You said "coin", Patrick!

Patrick Star: Hello? Oh! Stupid prank callers. *smashes keyboard*

Lincoln Loud: Hey, wait a sec. I gave it to you, Remember? For safe keeping.

Leni Loud: No.

Lincoln Loud: Come on, it was last night! We were at the crappie tables.

Croupier: Winner! Place your bets.

Patrick Star: Come on, seven! Come on, seven! Come on, seven!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You... You gambled away my challenge coin? You wrecked our entire mission with one stupid bet?!

Leni Loud: Well Lincoln, only if you kept saying just make up your mind.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride! *rips pants* Whoo!

Patrick Star: But SpongeBob, What if you need the challenge coin tomorrow to help you summon your courage?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Tomorrow is for weenies! Whoo! *laughs*

Leni Loud: Well, it's tomorrow is Roblox and guess who's the weenie.

Lincoln Loud: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, LENI!!!!

Leni Loud: You can't believe me? Are you serious right now? Well! Maybe you can believe this. I'm out of here!

Patrick Star: Yeah, me too.

Red Rectangle: Yeah, me as well.

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Leni Loud, Yellow and Red Rectangle exits the cell, and walks into 6 different cells*

SpongeBob SquarePants: And don't come back!

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, I don't care about Robloxians.

Red Rectangle: Yeah!

Patrick Star: Oh, don't worry, I won't!!

Lincoln Loud: You'll never come back!

Leni Loud: Yeah, I won't.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Good!

Red Rectangle: Yeah!

Patrick Star: Ever!

Yellow Rectangle: Fine!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah, fine!

Leni Loud: Super!

Sage: Hey, losers.

Patrick Star: Oh, hey Sage.

Leni Loud: Hey.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sage, glad you're here. Guess who gambled away my challenge coin?

Patrick Star: Guess who blames everyone else for their troubles?

Lincoln Loud: Guess who takes my comic books.

Leni Loud: Guess who takes my phone.

Yellow Rectangle: So, guess what.

Red Rectangle: Yeah, don't care!

Sage: Enough!

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni Loud Yellow and Red Rectangle: *looks closely to Sage*

Sage: Did I mention you are the worst epic heroes for whom i've ever been a spirit guide.

Lincoln Loud: Um, I think we went over that this morning.

Leni Loud: I believe we did, yeah.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The coin?

Sage: *sighs* SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol. The courage you seek is inside you, not in the coin. And it will come to you in your hour of need.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But, isn't this my hour of need?

Sage: *laughs* Oh, no. It gets way worse. *rolls out of the scene* Bye!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Worse?

Patrick Star: Dude said way worse.

Chancellor: Prepare the prisoners.

Lincoln Loud: Oh, that couldn't be for us.

Chancellor: It's your time to fry, I mean, shine.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It is us, guys. We're gonna die!

Yellow Rectangle: What are we gonna do now!

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