A Very Yellow Christmas/transcript

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Part 1
Episode Aired: December 6, 2003

Episode Copyrighted: 2003

This episode is rated TV-Y7 and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.

French Narrator: It was a cold Christmas Eve and as the festive holidays approached, Master Lox and Plankton became very vindictive. Master Lox and Plankton always hated Christmas and that day, they wanted revenge since all they got was coal while others got nice gifts.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, Christmas Eve! *says to Gary*

Yellow Rectangle: Aw, Christmas! *says to Katty*

Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Hey there, Lincoln Loud here. Welcome to our typical snowball fight at the Loud House, a ton of frozen fun for the eleven of us.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: Hey, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready for christmas?!

Lincoln Loud: Well, I’m ready!

Mr. Bump: Okay, Lincoln!

SpongeBob, Yellow, Mr. Bump and Lincoln get blasted with Lisa's snow tank, she laughs at him.

Lisa Loud: Hah! My snow tank still works!

Luan Loud: That was cold of you, Lisa! *laughs* Get it?

Lord Master Lox: *growls* THESE HENCHMENS ARE ALL USELESS! PEARL!!

Pearl Master Lox: Huh?!

Plankton: Uh, Christmas Eve! Karen!!

Karen Plankton: What?! I can see why you get coal every year! Maybe you should stop being that pathetic jerk that everyone knows about.

Plankton: Nevermind that computer! I got a genius plan! We'll destroy Christmas!

Pearl Master Lox: And how on earth will you do that?! You can't destroy Christmas!

Lord Master Lox: Of course we can! We'll destroy all the Christmas decorations, ornaments, tree, and any food and stuff it into this massive sack I have in the back. Then we'll ship it off to a toxic wasteland.

Karen Plankton: So you're gonna ship it off to New York?

Plankton: No, a toxic wasteland isn't New York. It's New Jersey! Get your facts right computer wife!

Karen Plankton: Good luck on that! Nobody can steal Christmas! Not even you! So don't even try!

Lord Master Lox: Oh you'll see. Wait until tomorrow morning!

Pearl Krabs: Whatever, good night!

Lord Master Lox: Uh, I hate Christmas!

Plankton: Me too!

At the Auditorium of the gym, many of the students were singing a familiar song.

All: *sings* ♪We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

And a Happy New Year!♪

Then, up came Miss Whoops fixed her glasses.

Little Miss Whoops: Lights, please.

The lights dimmed before the spotlight hit her.

Little Miss Whoops: Ow, too bright.

Green Rectangle: Maybe you should try concentrating on the lights instead.

Little Miss Whoops: Shhh. *looks ahead* Ahem: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And angel of the Lord came upon them, and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, for born unto you this day in the city of…David is the Savior, of Lord Hater. Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, goodwill towards men'. Luke 2:8-11, 14".

Green Rectangle: And now, Dillydale represent to you, Miss Daredevil! Merry Christmas!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh yeah!

Lord Hater: Oh yeah, number 1 superstar!

Commander Peepers: Sir! Sir! Siiiirrrr!

Lord Hater: What Peepers?

Commander Peepers: That!

Wander: Hello Hatey! It's Christmas!

Lord Hater: GAH, I HATE CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS IS LAME!

Yellow Rectangle: I love Christmas!

Lincoln Loud: Yeah, Christmas!

Leni Loud: Hey Lincoln, look I'm wearing my perfect Christmas outfit!

Patrick Star: I'll trap Santa in my box.

Mr. Bump cringed, grunting with pretend panting.

Mr. Bump: Unh…*fake breathing* Oh!

Mr. Nervous: Come on! Push!

Mr. Bump: Aaaah!

Little Miss Daredevil: I can see its head!

Mr. Bump: UUuuhh-UUuuhh!

Then, out came a doll before it flipped in the air with the screaming Mr. Nervous catching it.

Mr. Nervous: Oooh! It almost fell!

Mr. Bump: Oh poopity poop.

Little Miss Daredevil: Looks like Mr. Bump fell, I dare ya! WAAHOO!

Time card reading "Later That Night"

French Narrator: Later that night.

Leni Loud: Hey, Lincoln, how about you like the snowball apples?

Lincoln Loud: It was awesome! That was one of the best we've ever had!

Lana, in her PJs, walks to them with her cocoa, sitting on the floor.

Lana Loud: Hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Lincoln, Hey, Mr. Bump, Hey, Leni. How's the hot cocoa?

They each drink their mugs of hot cocoa.

SpongeBob SquarePants: It's really good. You know, this fun in the winter is making us want to tell a couple of Christmas decorations.

Lola, in her PJs, zooms in the living room, excited.

Lola Loud: Did someone say stories?!

SpongeBob handed Lola a mug of cocoa.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh huh. I'm gonna tell you three Christmas songs.

Lola Loud: I'm so in!

Patrick Star: I'm in! I'm in!

Squidward Tentacles: Will you keep it down? I'm trying to make Christmas cookies.

Mr. Bump: Okay, are you guys joining too?

Lana Loud: Heck yeah!

Lily Loud: Poo Poo!

Leni Loud: Anything for my little brother!

Lori Loud: Hey, boo boo bear!

Lucy, in her PJs, appears from nowhere with her mug of cocoa.

Lucy Loud: Me too, Lincoln. This can be better than my poems.

Master Lox and Plankton sneak out of the Chum Bucket and find a lot of homes. With the help from the abominable snow mullask, Master Lox and Plankton secretly manage to destroy everything that had to do with Christmas. Unless.. their plan potentially has a large downside.

Plankton: Snow mullask, we need your help! I know you hate Christmas as much as we do. Guess what? We have a plan to destroy Christmas! But.. we need your help! Could you help us destroy all the decorations, presents and everything that has to do with Christmas before dawn?

Lord Master Lox: Uh oh.

At first, the mullask was about to eat Master Lox and Plankton but, the mullask eventually agreed upon the idea and the two work together.

Plankton: C'mon my minion! Work harder!

Henchmans: *steals coins from Master Lox*

Lord Master Lox: Come on, Henchmens! Work!

Title card reading: "Later at that Moment"

French Narrator: Later at that moment.

Ash: *realizes* Hey, Mr. Bump, how about the Christmas song?

Mr. Bump: *gasps* I got it! I can sing the Christmas song.

Misty: *confused* The Christmas song? How does that go?

Mr. Bump: *sings* ♪I wish you a Merry Christmas and I love you-♪

Mr. Grumpy: What is Christmas?

Mr. Bump: Christmas Song. Haven't you guys ever heard of it?

The heroes looked excited before they dashed outside, tossing their costumes aside as each of them cheered happily. Outside, the crowd looked amazed at the area.

Patrick Star: It's snowing!

Little Miss Daredevil: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun.

Each one stuck their tongues out, with some of them trying to catch snow on their tongues. However, when Miss Whoops did it, she tasted a bird dropping, making her spit a bit.

Little Miss Whoops: Ungh, yuck!!

Luna Loud: *chuckles* That was sick, dudes!

Snow blew through the screen as it transits to outside where Lana is building a snowman.

Lana Loud: Alright, Mr. Twig Arms, time for you to be rebuilt.

Lana builts Mr. Twig Arms, but he's missing his top hat.

Lana Loud: Where's his top hat at?

In Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa is experimenting, while Lily is taking a nap, one of her beakers cause an explosion, a top hat blew from Luna and Luan's room to Lincoln's room through the latter's window and on to Mr. Twig Arms, Lana is outside with SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Lincoln and Luan on the staircase.

Lana Loud: And that's why Lori always hated snow in her boots.

Luan Loud: But if she hated snow in her boots, then why on earth would she wear them?

Sandy Cheeks: Howdy y'all!

Lincoln Loud: Well, she'd--

Sandy Cheeks: Howdy y'all!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Mr. Krabs and Sandy!

Mr. Krabs: Hey, boys!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you guys ready for Christmas?

Sandy Cheeks: Well, that ain’t no that Christmas is special!

Yellow Rectangle: Merry Christmas, guys!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Merry Christmas, guys!

Mr. Krabs: Good luck, SpongeBob!

Sandy Cheeks: Merry Christmas, SpongeBob!

The three see a green flash of light, which is Mr. Twig Arms, then he forms a mouth, then his arms move, thus coming to life, the three walk to him.

Lana Loud: Mr. Twig Arms?

Mr. Twig Arms: I'm alive? I'm alive!

The others are shocked at this discovery.

Lana Loud: Oh...

Luan Loud: My...

Yellow Rectangle: Gosh. Mr. Twig Arms is alive, this is…

Lana Loud: *gets excited* Awesome! I can't believe it! Lori! Lori!

She frantically runs back to the house, as Luan and Lincoln stares at each other, Lana grabs both of them; Later, everyone else is outside with Lana.

Lori Loud: What is it, Lana? What is literally so exciting?

Squidward Tentacles: What’s he doing in the snow?

Lana Loud: *points to Mr. Twig Arms, who moves his arm*

Mr. Twig Arms: Oh, hello! I'm Mr. Twig Arms!

Mr. Happy: Oh, Lana! This is awesome!

Little Miss Sunshine: How did she do that?

Mr. Happy: She built a snowman is Mr. Twig Arms!

Lori immediately fainted at this, everyone's jaws dropped in astonishment.

Luna Loud: Dudes, Lana's snowman alive!

Lisa Loud: Oh!

Lola Loud: Amazing. How does this happen?

Lisa Loud: My experiment must've caused it, the hat is radioactive, so if he gets melted or if someone removed the hat...

Patrick Star: I’ll remove it.

Leni Loud: *removes the hat, thus making Mr. Twig Arms back to a snowman*

Lana Loud: *snatches it and put back on his head, reverting him back to life*

Little Miss Daredevil: *to Leni* Don’t touch that! If you remove that hat...

Lisa Loud: Then he'll die and revert back to a plain ol' regular snowman.

Lana Loud: Gotcha. So, Twig Arms, what you wanna do first?

Mr. Twig Arms: Snowball fight. I'm so fat I can't lose!

Lana Loud: Let's do it!

It shows them throwing snowballs at each other, Lana throws one at his head, knocking it off, she catches him, and they both laugh; Later, they went on a tall hill with SpongeBob, Sandy, Lynn and Lincoln.

Lana Loud: Ready, guys?

SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: Ready!

They sled down the hill and they all fall in a snow pile.

Mr. Twig Arms: That was a gay old time!

Later at night, Lana is sitting with Mr. Twig Arms outside.

Lana Loud: I had the best fun in my entire life!

Mr. Twig Arms: Gotta blast!

Lana Loud: I gotta go inside! See ya, tomorrow! *goes inside the house*

Time card reading "The Next Day"

French Narrator: The next day.

Just then, Mr. Rude noticed Mr. Men trying to catch a snowflake.

Mr. Rude: *glares* Hey!

He was shoved to the ground.

Mr. Bump: Ugh! What's your problem?

Mr. Rude: What an idiot are you doing? People can't eat Christmas snow!

Mr. Bump: We can, too! And I'm-

Little Miss Scary: Nah, I think it's against the law, Boy.

Lincoln Loud: Mr. Bump, what are you doing here?

Mr. Bump: Officer Jenny!

The familiar officer on the motorbike stopped, fixing her scarf.

Officer Jenny: Yes?

Mr. Bump: Is it illegal for selfish or half selfish people to eat Christmas snow?

Officer Jenny: Hmmm...maybe. Mayor Sayso wrote that one a while ago.

Lincoln Loud: *gets annoyed* Dang it!

Mr. Bump: No. But I get Christmas presents for eight days. That happens whenever my family does celebrate it sometimes.

Little Miss Naughty: Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that.

Little Miss Daredevil: Uh, sorry. We'll catch up with you later, Mr. Bump.

With that, he began following his friends.

Mr. Bump: Wait! I may not have Santa.

Little Miss Daredevil: *stops* Wha-what is this about Christmas, Mr Bump?

Mr. Bump: He's a special kind of snowman.

Little Miss Daredevil: Wait, Mr. Twig Arms is actually a snowman?

Mr. Bump: Yeah, he is. He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.

Mr. Grumpy: *gets annoyed* Uh, Mr. Bump? Come on, seriously? You are really reaching right now.

Mr. Bump: *glares* Well! You're gonna be sorry when you see me riding around on Santa's sleigh, Grumpster!

Lana Loud: What about Mr. Twig Arms? He’s really a snowman.

Lola Loud: You're not riding on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're an idiot, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: I am not an idiot!

Lola Loud: *scoffs* That's what they all say.

Time card reading "12:00 Midnight"

French Narrator: 12:00 midnight.

It was 12:00 Midnight, the clock chimed.

Master Lox and Plankton entered one home. It was the home of the jolly soul SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln. As they took off decorations, SpongeBob awoke due to the chime of the clock.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Master Lox and Plankton?! Eh! What are you two doing here?!

Yellow Rectangle: And where's the fruitcake, tree, ornaments, decorations, presents, milk and cookies?!

Lincoln Loud: And most of all, where's Santa?!

Plankton: Oh don't worry SpongeBoy, Yellow and Loud! We already took care of Santa!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah, our fellow worker known as the abominable snow mullask and Henchmens did most of the work for us! You'll guys never have Christmas at this rate! Once again, our plan is successful!

SpongeBob SquarePants: "Once again?" Your plans have never been successful and we won't let this one be successful!

Lord Master Lox: Well, I’ll use my inator.

Plankton: Great idea, Master Lox!

Lord Master Lox: *tries to blast with inator and it doesn’t work, to Yellow* Stupid inator. Take it, it’s yours now.

Yellow Rectangle: Thanks, Master Lox!

SpongeBob SquarePants: For the bright side it's midnight! Merry Christmas, Lincoln!

Lincoln Loud: Merry Christmas, SpongeBob!

Patrick Star: *knocks on the door*

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm coming. *runs up to door*

Yellow Rectangle: *sings* ♪Just sleigh bells of Santa Claus. A Very Merry Christmas. Joy be the world of holidays. Just sleigh bells of Santa Claus. A Very Merry Christmas. Joy be the world of holidays.♪

Patrick Star: *slams door in SpongeBob's face and sings* ♪It's shapping up to be a wonderful holiday not your normal average everyday.♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: *sings* ♪Sounds like somebody's wrapping presents up for me, Santa thank you for doing this to me♪

All: *sings* ♪The world feel like its in-♪

Squidward Tentacles: All of you! Do we have to go through this every christmas!?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Aww cheer up we sat down and made this song, jump in if you'd like. *starts playing Piano and sings* ♪Bring Joy to the world is the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you don't be a jerk, it's christmas♪

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah whatever, just keep it down. *closes door*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee Patrick, I wonder where Santa is right now.

Scene cuts to where Santa is at the North Pole.

Santa Claus: Ho Ho Ho!

Lana Loud: *gasps excited* It's Santa!

Mr. Twig Arms: Really?!

Leni Loud: Hey guys, check out my new look! This is the perfect Christmas outfit!

Santa Claus: *starts to get windy* Oh no!

A reindeer falls into the ground.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I love Christmas, c'mon guys let's go make some cookies.

A large bang sounds is heard.

Mr. Bump: What was that?

All: *runs out the door*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no. It's Santa. *lifts up sleigh*

Leni Loud: Aw, poor Santa.

Patrick Star: Is he dead?

Little Miss Daredevil: I guess we'll better find out what Santa was doing.

Squidward Tentacles: *opens window* What are you idiots doing?!? It's Christmas, you know!

Lincoln Loud: We didn't do anything, Santa Claus fell down into the ground.

Sandy Cheeks: What's all the commotion?

Patrick Star: Santa Claus is sleeping.

Yellow Rectangle: Well how do we wake him up?

Red Rectangle: We'll handle it.

Patrick Star: I know. *punches Santa hard in the face* Done!

Lincoln Loud: Patrick, you can't punch Santa too hard.

Sandy Cheeks: So strong but so stupid.

Lisa Loud: *eats candy cane* According to my calculations Santa fell and he is sleeping.

SpongeBob SquarePants: I know how to wake him up. *clears throat* SSSAAAAAANNNNNNNNTAAAAAA!!!!! WAAAKKE UPPP!!!

Patrick: Didn't work. Maybe he has a snack. *digs into Santa's pocket* Aww tarter sauce, its just a cell phone.

Yellow Rectangle: Dang it, it didn't work!

Mr. Twig Arms: Dang, Santa Claus is dead.

Lana Loud: He's not dead, look.

Patrick Star: *throws cell phone on the ground*

SpongeBob SquarePants: That's it guys, the phone! We can call his goblins!

Patrick Star: Or pizza.

Yellow Rectangle: We have an idea, call Roblox! *dials to Roblox HQ*

Roblox: Hello?

Yellow Rectangle: Hello, Hello it's me Yellow! I'm a math guy, rectangular prism!

Roblox: Oh yeah, Yellow Rectangle.

Yellow Rectangle: Santa is sleeping, and he won't wake up in time for Christmas!

Roblox: I guess you're going to have to *whisper noises*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes sir.

Sandy Cheeks: Well what did he say.

SpongeBob SquarePants: He said it's up to me to give the presents to everyone.

Sandy Cheeks: Well you can't do it alone, ya'll might need some help.

SpongeBob SquarePants *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lincoln Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Yellow Rectangle: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Mr. Bump: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Sandy Cheeks: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lynn Loud Jr.: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lucy Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lisa Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lana and Lola Loud: *hops in sleigh* We're ready!

Patrick Star: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Leni Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Lily Loud: *hops in sleigh* Poo poo!

Luna Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready, dudes!

Mr. Krabs: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Luan Loud: *hops in sleigh* I'm ready!

Others: *hops in sleigh* We're ready!

Squidward Tentacles: I'm not because, I'm not going. *walks back inside my house*

Lori Loud: Squidward, wait!

Mr. Krabs: 3...2...1..

Squidward Tentacles: *walks outside and into the sleigh* You better be paying me a lot of money for this.

Little Miss Daredevil: Lori, you're gonna miss Santa's sleigh.

Reindeer fly and take off into the sky.

Lori Loud: *pulls sleigh and screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lord Master Lox: Ugh, This is so naughty!

Plankton: We’ll destroy christmas as Santa!

Lord Master Lox: Well, we’re done with plan A. We’ll go to plan B. *pulls down the lever*

Evil Robot Mr. Metal moves down to the floor.

Lord Master Lox: Well, oh yeah! *insert the battery to Evil Robot Mr. Metal*

Evil Robot Mr. Metal’s eyes are on.

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready! It’s time to destroy Christmas!

Lord Master Lox: It’s working! It’s working! He’s alive!

Plankton: Yes!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay where do we go first?

Patrick Star: Hmm… there's a little map in this box.

Sandy Cheeks: It's a GPS Patrick....

Lincoln Loud: Look there's a house.

All: *lands and goes into the chimney*

Yellow Rectangle: Okay.. what now?

Little Miss Daredevil: Give the presents.

Yellow Rectangle: Okay. *puts present down*

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *flies with my feet* It's time to destroy Christmas! *lands on the North Pole*

Mr. Krabs: What's going on?!

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *flings Mr. Krabs hard*

Mr. Krabs: *screams loudly, then crashes to the roof*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs! *climbs back up chimney*

Mr. Bump: Mr. Krabs, are you okay?!

Little Miss Chatterbox: He's fine, Mr. Bump.

Little Miss Helpful: He flung Mr. Krabs hard.

Patrick Star: Did you get a present.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, I don't think this will be so bad.

Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, 160 countries later.

Time card reading "160 Countries Later..."

French Narrator: 160 countries later...

Yellow Rectangle: I'm so tired.

Lola Loud: Get Lana out here, Lori.

A saddened Lana is sitting on the couch, Lori comes in.

Lori Loud: Hi, Lana, get your winter clothes on, we've something to show ya.

Lana Loud: This better be good.

Lana went into her room and come out in her winter attire, she and Lori comes outside and Lana was jaw dropped to see her friend is back, she runs up and hugs Mr. Twig Arms.

Lana Loud: You're back!

Mr. Twig Arms: I'm back, baby!

They hug each other, knowing that they're reunited at last, everyone was touched by this.

All: Awwww!

Little Miss Daredevil: He's back!

To be continued.

Part 2
Episode Aired: December 6, 2003

Episode Copyrighted: 2003

This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.

Episode continues to Dee Dee's room.

It starts with slow music.

Dee Dee McPherson: *sings* ♪You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town. He's making a list and checking it twice. Who's gonna find out

who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.♪

Music speeds up with tempo.

Dee Dee McPherson: *sings* ♪Oh! You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout I'm telling you why. Oh! Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. He's making a list and checking it twice. Who's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. Oh! You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout I'm telling you why. Oh! Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.♪

Music solo, before the music slows down.

Dee Dee McPherson: ♪He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. Little tin horn and little toy drums. Rooty toot toot and a rump tum tums. Little curly dolls that tootle and coo. Elephants, boats and kiddie cars too. Oh! Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.♪

Music speeds up with tempo.

Dee Dee McPherson: ♪You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout I'm telling you why. Oh! Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.♪

Music slows down, the end of song.

Dexter McPherson: DEE DEE, STOP!

Scene cuts, snow blows through the screen again, as it transits to outside, where the siblings are looking for Lana and Lola.

Lori Loud: Where are Lana and Lola? We've literally been searching for them almost all morning.

Dee Dee McPherson and Luan Loud: *sees the twins in a field of snow*

They are building something.

Dexter McPherson: Dee Dee, look.

Dee Dee McPherson: Ooooh!

Luan Loud: Look, they're at Savino Fields!

Lincoln Loud: Geez, what makes this loser think he deserved a field named after him?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's get him!

Little Miss Daredevil: WAAHOO!

They reach Savino Fields to see two very large forts, Lana's fort is based off an igloo and Lola's fort is based off a castle.

Luna Loud: Dudes, you two build these forts?

Lola Loud: Uh huh, we build these forts all night...

Lana Loud: So, we both prepared these forts for...

Lana and Lola Loud: The greatest snowball fight ever!

Mr. Bump looks down while the wind blows. He sighs before he begins singing.

Mr. Bump: *sings* ♪It's hard to be part hero on Christmas. My friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Christmas divinity. I'm part hero. A lonely part hero on Christmas.♪

He walked away. A bit later, He peeked inside the mall from behind a tree, looking at children visiting a mall Santa.

Mr. Bump: *sings* ♪Christmas is nice, but why is it? That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher lake. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing A Very Merry Christmas. And what the heck is up with lighting all these freaking candles, tell me please? I'm part hero. A lonely part hero. I can't be merry. 'Cause I'm part Hebrew on Christmas.♪

With that, the white bandages blue boy walked down the road, passing a toy shop and a stand with the Christmas trees. At that moment, he felt a familiar hand holding him should before notices Miss Daredevil smiled.

Little Miss Daredevil: *sings* ♪Hey, Mr. Bump, I couldn't help but hear. You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer. But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad. This is the one month that you should be glad.♪

As she sings next, he shows Miss Daredevil a few places where Heroes were setting up their Christmas decorations.

Little Miss Daredevil: *sings* ♪'Cause it's nice to be part hero on Christmas. You don't have to deal with the season at all. You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity. And you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your alcoholic family.♪

He smiles at her.

Mr. Bump: *sings* ♪And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me.♪

Little Miss Daredevil: *sings* ♪That's right, you're part hero.♪

Mr. Bump: *sings* ♪A stylin' part hero.♪

Mr. Bump and Little Miss Daredevil: *sings* ♪It's a good time. To be part Hebrew on Christmas.♪

The two leaned closer a bit.

Little Miss Daredevil: *sings* ♪On Christmas.♪

The blue boy smiled before he grinned, with his eyes still closed.

Mr. Bump: Oh thank you. You made me very happy.

Little Miss Daredevil: Merry Christmas, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: Merry Christmas, Miss Daredevil.

At that moment, Mr. Bump walked up before noticing the familiar faces at the area.

Mr. Bump: What's going on, you guys?

Rigby: The whole town's gonna pay day off at each other. *chuckles* It's really sweet.

Mr. Stubborn: If you remove Christmas, you must remove Santa and Frosty and all of that garbage, too!

Lord Master Lox: Yeah, destroy Christmas!

Plankton: Yes!

Mr. Bump: Hey! How about Mr. Twig Arms?

Mayor Sayso: Yay! I love Mr. Twig Arms!

Mr. Bump: Okay. *clears my throat a bit, then sings* ♪Mr. Twig Arms he loves me and I love you. Therefore, vicariously he loves you. Even if-♪

Little Miss Naughty: *interrupts* Never mind him. He's a very disturbed little boy.

Mr. Rude: Mr. Bump's crazy!

Little Miss Naughty and Mr. Rude: Yeah.

Lord Master Lox: Evil Robot Mr. Metal, get him!

Plankton: Yeah, get him!

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: Destroy Mr. Bump! *runs after Mr. Bump*

Lincoln then grabbed his arm.

Lincoln Loud: *glares* Okay, Mr. Bump, we're leaving right now!

The boy yelped, being dragged.

Mr. Bump: Hey, wait! I don't even live with you or those crackpots who are heroes watchers!

Scene cuts to Lily walks to the fort, but Lori grabs her.

Lori Loud: *gets playful* Sorry, Lily, you're too young for snowball fights.

Angered, Lily sits on a bench.

Lori Loud: Alright, since you two built these forts, you two are captains.

Lana Loud: Okay, I'll choose first. Lincoln.

The two high five each other.

Lola Loud: Luan.

Luan Loud: Sweet, let's freeze them!

Squidward Tentacles: *growls in anger* THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LUAN!

Lana Loud: Luna.

Lola Loud: Lori.

Lana Loud: Lucy.

Lola Loud: Squidward.

Lana Loud: SpongeBob.

Lola Loud: Lynn.

Lana Loud: Leni.

Lola Loud: Mr. Rude.

Lana Loud: Mr. Bump.

Lola Loud: Mr. Stubborn.

Lana Loud: Miss Daredevil.

Lola Loud: Miss Naughty.

Lana Loud: Mr. Happy.

Lola Loud: Mr. Krabs.

Lana Loud: Miss Sunshine.

Lola Loud: Mr. Grumpy.

Lana Loud: Patrick.

Lola Loud: Mr. Lazy.

Lana Loud: Sandy.

Lola Loud: Black.

Lana Loud: Yellow.

Lola Loud: White.

Lana Loud: Red.

Lola Loud: Green.

Lana Loud: Pink.

Lola Loud: Blue.

Lana Loud: Purple.

Lola Loud: Orange.

Lola Loud: Hey wait, you picked all the "nice" sisters! I want to switch!

Lana Loud: Okay, the teams are set. Now, let's go to our forts.

Lana's team go to the igloo fort and Lola's team go to the castle fort, Lincoln got blasted by Lisa's tank.

Lisa Loud: Hah! Score 1, us!

Mr. Rude and Mr. Stubborn: Yeah!

They and Lola high five each other.

Plankton: THAT DOES IT!

Lord Master Lox: GET THEM!

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *grabs Master Lox and Plankton* Destroy Master Lox and Plankton!

Lord Master Lox: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET THEM, NOT US!

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *throws Master Lox and Plankton*

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *screams*

Later, Mr. Bump looked at the mirror while Mordecai and Rigby came to the bathroom.

Rigby: Yeah, probably for the best.

Mordecai: Plus seeing Master Lox and Plankton react like that was hilarious, dude.

Rigby: *notices* Uh, what's Mr. Bump doing here?

Mr. Bump: *sighs* It isn't fair! I don't want to be an outcast!

Rigby: Come on, you're part our hero. Of course you'll be an outcast for life. I mean what's wrong with that?

Mr. Noisy: *echoes* Mr. Bump!

The trio yelped a bit.

Rigby: What the heck was that?

They turned to the toilet with Mr. Bump shrugging, then fixing himself.

Mr. Bump: I'm not hearing that.

Mr. Noisy: Mr. Bump!

Yellow Rectangle: Hey, what's gotten into you?

Mr. Nervous: Um, is it ghosts?

He went to the toilet, then looked inside it.

Mr. Bump: Mr. Twig Arms?

Rigby: Ugh, not that stupid make believe myth again. When will you learn that there's no-

Just then, out came what appeared to be a Muk wearing a Santa Hat.

Mr. Twig Arms: *scares him* MR. TWIG ARMS!!

Male Fish: *screams* AHHHH! SNOWMAN MONSTER!!

Mordecai: Dude, not cool! He's got a lot of people. Plus some of his playthroughs are cool.

Mr. Twig Arms: *grins* Howdy-ho, Lana. Gosh, you're looking swell. So do your friends there.

Lana Loud: *frowns* Go away, Mr. Twig Arms. I can't believe you.

Rigby: Dude, That is Mr. Twig Arms? I thought he wasn't real.

Mordecai: Maybe it's poetic license.

Mr. Twig Arms: You know something, Lana? You smell an awful lot like flowers.

Lana Loud: I said go away! The others said you aren't real.

Mr. Twig Arms: *gets shocked* Not real? Well shucks. If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song?

As he began singing, he hopped around the area, leaving some of his gunk behind.

Mr. Twig Arms: *sings* ♪Santa Claus is on his way. He's loaded goodies on his sleigh. To drop them off on Christmas Day. And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'♪

Lana Loud: *gets worried* Mr. Muky! Sshhhh! I'll get in trouble.

Mr. Twig Arms: *sings* ♪Folks will gather round the fire sing a song, stroll the choir. Pretty song they'll all retire and I'll say 'Howdy-ho'♪

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *screams and falls to the snow*

Lord Master Lox: I can't believe it, he threw us out.

Plankton: So am I.

Mr. Twig Arms: *sings* ♪I hope that Santa comes real soon. I've been waiting for some we-♪

Mr. Bump: *gets annoyed* Mr. Twig Arms, come here.

Squidward Tentacles: WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN! *goes downstairs and goes outside*

Mr. Bump: Ooooh, pooty poop.

Mordecai: Dude, I think he's in more trouble now.

That night, as the raccoon and bird were getting the gunk off, Mr. Bump was strapping some ropes onto Santa towards Squidward.

Mr. Bump: Uh, I actually don't like the big fish from SpongeBob either.

He began leaving.

Fish #1: What!? How dare you!

Snow has blew over the screen once more, as it cuts to an ice rink, where the siblings are at, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, and Lola are ice skating, Lana and Lynn are playing hockey, while the others are playing in the snow.

Lincoln Loud: This is what I called frozen fun.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *spins a couple of times*

Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *catches them*

Lola Loud: You know it!

Lincoln dodges a hockey puck, which was shot by Lynn.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Come on, Lincoln! You messed up my shot!

Lincoln Loud: ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK MY TEETH OUT?!

Lynn hits another puck, Lincoln dodges it, but it hits Lana on her foot.

Lana Loud: OW!

Lincoln Loud: Oh no! Lana!

Lincoln skates to Lana and pick her up, she's in pain.

Lana Loud: *voice breaks* My foot!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh my gosh, Lana, I'm so sorry!

Sandy Cheeks: Sorry!

Lincoln Loud: We'll put you on the bench, you need to rest your foot.

SpongeBob and Lincoln place Lana next to Luna on a bench, they put an ice pack on Lana's foot, SpongeBob and Lincoln prepares to leave, but Lana stops them.

Lana Loud: SpongeBob and Lincoln, play for me.

SpongeBob SquarePants: *gets determined* We'll do it.

Lana, SpongeBob and Lincoln fist bump each other, and they skate back to the rink and grab a hockey stick.

Lynn Loud Jr.: So, you gonna play for Lana?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, yeah, it's the least I can do, you broke her foot!

Lynn Loud Jr.: Geez, did you not see me apologize?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay!

Lincoln Loud: First to 5 wins.

Leni, wearing a referee costume, tosses the puck to the center of the ring, Lori and Lola skated away to a bench and the game starts, Lincoln uses his stick to hit the puck to his goal, earning him a point, Lincoln smirks at Lynn, she gets angry and shot the puck to her goal, making it tied; Then a montage of them playing hockey, it's 4-4, a tied game.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Alright, Lincoln, it's all tied up, whoever get this goal, wins.

They fist bump each other and they clash sticks with each other, Lynn has the puck and attempts to score the win, but Lincoln catches up to her, takes the puck, and shoot it to his goal, winning the game.

Lincoln Loud: I WON!

SpongeBob and Lincoln raises his stick in victory, everyone cheers for SpongeBob, Mr. Bump, Lincoln, Lori, Squidward and Luna raises him up in the air, Lynn and Sandy are enraged and she shot the puck, only to ricochet from SpongeBob and Lincoln's goal and it hit her teeth; At home, Lana, with a cast on her foot, is on the couch resting, SpongeBob and Lincoln handed her a mug of cocoa and a pillow for her foot.

Lana Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob and Lincoln.

Lincoln Loud: You're welcome, Lana.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Rest your foot. Unlike Lynn, who suffers from a hockey puck.

It shows Lynn missing her two front teeth.

Lincoln Loud: *laughs at her*

Lynn Loud Jr.: Ah, shut up! At least I'm not the only one who lost their front teeth.

Lana and Lola Loud: *smiles* Like us!

Lynn realizes and they all laugh together.

Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay, it was funny.

♪The moon is right

The spirits up

We're here tonight

And that's enough♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

♪The party's on

The feelin's here

That only comes

This time of year♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

♪The choir of children sing their song

Ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding♪

♪The word is out

About the town

To lift a glass

Ah don't look down♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

♪*music solo*♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

♪The choir of children sing their song

Ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding♪

♪The moon is right

The spirits up

We're here tonight

And that's enough♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

♪The party's on

The feelin's here

That only comes

This time of year♪

♪Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime♪

SpongeBob SquarePants: Now everything's back to normal! Hey, look! There's Santa!

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! All of you have been good people this year except for that green piece of dirty, stepped-over gum over there.

Plankton: I'm not gum ya buffoon!

Lord Master Lox: Oh, that's a piece of gum.

Mr. Krabs: *punches Santa's elves from SpongeBob* Get away you old goblin.

Pearl Krabs: Dad?!

Lincoln Loud: It's Santa Claus.

Mr. Bump: *gets dryly* Thanks a lot, guys. Now I'm even in more trouble with Santa's owners.

Mr. Twig Arms: Howdy-ho!

Rigby: *gets annoyed* Don't do that. It's annoying.

Mordecai: Mr. Twig Arms! Where the heck did you go?

Mr. Twig Arms: You should be wearing socks to sleep, kids. You're gonna catch a cold.

Lana Loud: Nobody believes in you, not even my friends.

Mr. Twig Arms: *looks down* Aw, gee, that's too bad.

Lana Loud: *realizes* Hey! How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends.

Mr. Twig Arms: *smiles* Say, that sounds like a swell idea. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas.

Lana Loud: *grins* Yeah! We'll show them!

Little Miss Daredevil: *sweat drops* Lana, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep.

Mr. Bump: *shakes it harder* Come on, dance! Daaance! Dance!!

Rigby: Dude, they're not falling for it.

Mr. Bump: *looks down* I know.

Santa Claus: But you're the worst at all.

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *punches them*

Santa Claus: There he is right now!

Plankton: Uh oh!

Lord Master Lox: That can't be good!

Evil Robot Mr. Metal: It's time to destroy Christmas! *aims at Mr. Twig Arms and blasts him, then aims at Santa, then transforms into Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal*

Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal: Destroy Santa!

Lana Loud: NOOOOOOOOO! *cries* Mr. Twig Arms is… dead!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Leave Santa alone, Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal! You come and get me!

Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal: Okay! *squashes SpongeBob*

Santa Claus: Oh my!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that all you got?!

Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal: *flings SpongeBob in the air*

SpongeBob SquarePants: *screams*

Little Miss Daredevil: SpongeBob!

Lincoln Loud: I can't believe he's gone, Miss Daredevil!

SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks to Mr. Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal* Not so fast, Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal! Now, observe! *shoots at Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal many times, then smashes glass into top of his head*

Giant Evil Robot Mr. Metal: Malfunction! Malfunction! *gets exploded and destroyed*

Santa Claus: Now, here's what give Mr. Twig Arms back!

Lana Loud: Oh!

Santa Claus: *puts his hat on, then heals Mr. Twig Arms*

Mr. Twig Arms: I'm back!

Lana Loud: Mr. Twig Arms, you're alive!

Santa Claus: Anyways, please return to the Chum Bucket and Master Lox Fortress. Master Lox and Plankton!

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Uh oh!

Santa Claus: Anyways, let's give Master Lox and Plankton what they deserve!

Santa's elves: *drops stones into Master Lox and Plankton*

Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *screams*

Santa Claus: Anyways, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Ho ho ho!

Santa then flew away into the clouds and disappeared!

Despite Lincoln is the best brother ever in the all times, SpongeBob, Patrick, Leni and Luna kissing their favorite little brother with a mistletoe for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Leni Loud: Hey guys, I made the perfect Christmas outfit. It's not mine, take the perfect Christmas outfit, it's yours!

Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Thank you!

Patrick Star: I want to trap Santa!

Lincoln Loud: *to Leni* Here I got some present for you. *opens a present* A sled and my Ace Savvy comic books!

Leni Loud: Thanks Lincoln, you're the best! *opens a present* My fashion show! Merry Christmas, Lincoln and I love you!

Lincoln Loud: Merry Christmas, Leni and I love you too!

Luna Loud: Merry Christmas, Little Bro!

Lincoln Loud: Merry Christmas, too you! I love you!

Lana Loud: Plungy!

Mr. Twig Arms: Merry Christmas!

Mr. Bump: Uh!

Little Miss Daredevil: Merry Christmas and I dare ya!

Little Miss Sunshine: Merry Christmas, Mr. Happy!

Mr. Happy: Merry Christmas, Miss Sunshine!

Little Miss Chatterbox: Merry Christmas!

Dexter McPherson: Dee Dee, stop!

Dee Dee McPherson: *laughs*

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well.. All I have to say is for everyone to have a holly jolly Christmas! Happy holidays and happy new year and to all a good night as we end the year!

All: *sings* ♪Just sleigh bells of Santa Claus. A Very Merry Christmas. Joy be the world of holidays. Just sleigh bells of Santa Claus. A Very Merry Christmas. Joy be the world of holidays. Merry Christmas from The Expect Smart Actually.♪

Yellow Rectangle: Everybody has to say have A Holly Jolly Christmas! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Patrick Star: *traps Santa* Yay I got him!

* It says "THE END" Episode ends*